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Assembled Ensemble
Vigilance
Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.
Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Known for their hit single "Your Wait from This Point Is Seven Hours."
illus. Jakub Kasper # 3/244
Killer Cosplay
Whenever Killer Cosplay becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of that card with the chosen name until Killer Cosplay becomes unattached from it.
Equip
"Ach, Hans, run! Get the camera. He's adorable!" —Steffi Bobsdotter, next words
illus. Loenardo Santanna # 145/244
Saw in Half
Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their base power is half that creature's power and their base toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.
The audience always loves it, but the volunteers are divided.
illus. Sebastian Giacobino # 88/244
The Space Family Goblinson
The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn.
Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson.
The goblin word for "vacation" translates roughly to "a battered landscape of noise and violence."
illus. Armand Baltazar # 179/244
The Space Family Goblinson
The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn.
Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson.
illus. David Semple # 270/244
Hallowed Fountain
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: Add or .))As Hallowed Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
illus. Piotr Dura # 277/244
Watery Grave
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: Add or .)As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
illus. Chris Ostrowski # 278/244
Blood Crypt
(
: Add or .)As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
illus. Chris Ostrowski # 279/244
Stomping Ground
(
: Add or .)As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
illus. Bruce Brenneise # 280/244
Temple Garden
(
: Add or .)As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
illus. Piotr Dura # 281/244
Godless Shrine
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: Add or .)As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
illus. Bruce Brenneise # 282/244
Steam Vents
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: Add or .)As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
illus. Piotr Dura # 283/244
Overgrown Tomb
(
: Add or .)As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
illus. Cliff Childs # 284/244
Sacred Foundry
(
: Add or .)As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
illus. Cliff Childs # 285/244
Breeding Pool
(
: Add or .)As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
illus. Bruce Brenneise # 286/244
Water Gun Balloon Game
As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop! counter on “0.” (Or use the bullseye.)
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player’s pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player’s pop! counter hits “5,” that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to “0.”
illus. Ralph Horsley # 538/244
Far Out
Rather than choose the indicated number of modes for spells and abilities you control, you may choose one or more modes. You can’t choose any mode more then once.
Memories that will technically last the rest of your life.
illus. Bram Sels # 8/244
Animate Object
You get seven
. Choose an inanimate object you control from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it into the battlefield as a creature.Tap beverages with extreme caution.
illus. Greg Staples # 33/244
Carnival Carnivore
Deathtouch
When Carnival Carnivore enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.Somehow only the third-most dangerous ride in the park.
illus. Carl Critchlow # 68/244
Angelic Harold
When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1.
The voice of an angel. And the face of an angel. And the legs of . . . you get the idea.
illus. Aaron J. Riley # 162/244
Magar of the Magic Strings
: Note the name of target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard and put it onto the battlefield face down. It’s a 3/3 creature with “Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may create a copy of the card with the noted name. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost” and “If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else”
illus. Tomek Larek # 171/244
Wicker Picker
Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker 1. (You may pay an additional 1 as you play a creature spell. If you do you get
, then you may put a sticker on it.)“Unless you’re quicker, I wouldn’t snicker.”
illus. Igor Grechanyi # 196/244
Urza's / Dark / Cannonball
(Art of squirrel / Art of ski cap / Art of Gideon doll)
2
— Exalted, exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.)3
— Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked only by creatures with shadow.)illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S4/244
Happy / Dead / Squirrel
(Art of top hat / Art of cat / Art of Garruk plushie)
2
— : Add . Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells.3
— Infect (This permanent deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S8/244
The Big Top
: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top.
The glow of the big top can be seen for light years, but its excitement can be felt in the hearts of everyone who's ever been there.
illus. Kirsten Zirngibl # 197/244
Space Beleren
Space sculptor (Space Beleren divides the battlefield into alpha, beta, and gamma sectors. If a creature isn't assigned to a sector, its controller assigns it to one. Opponents assign first.)
+1: Creatures in each sector can be blocked this turn only by creatures in the same sector.
-1: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in the sector of your choice.
-5: Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice.
illus. Tyler Jacobson # 178/244
Space Beleren
Space sculptor (Space Beleren divides the battlefield into alpha, beta, and gamma sectors. If a creature isn't assigned to a sector, its controller assigns it to one. Opponents assign first.)
+1: Creatures in each sector can be blocked this turn only by creatures in the same sector.
-1: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in the sector of your choice.
-5: Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice.
illus. Scooter # 276/244
Juggletron
Trample
Whenever Juggletron attacks, you may put an art sticker on it.
Juggletron gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame.
It's all fun and games until it drops a guest. Then it's a misdemeanor.
illus. Matt Dixon # 113/244
Meet and Greet "Sisay"
Whenever you cast a spell, choose one —
• Flavor — Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has.
• History — Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard.
illus. Setor Fiadzigbey # 172/244
Greatest Show in the Multiverse
As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game.
I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.
illus. Alix Branwyn # 189/244
Eldrazi / Guacamole / Tightrope
(Art of ALERT! / Art of wizard's pointy hat / Art of Magic card back)
2
— Haste5
— You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 2 life in addition to paying its other costs.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S1/244
Phyrexian / Midway / Bamboozle
(Art of space hammer / Art of Comet's doghouse / Art of the Chain Veil)
2
— Whenever this creature attacks, you get .3
— Undying (When this permanent dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield, under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S18/244
Unhinged / Beast / Hunt
(Art of VROOM! / Art of spaceship / Art of space piano)
2
— : You gain 2 life.4
— Whenever this creature attacks, tap each creature an opponent controls with the same power and/or same toughness as this creature.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S39/244
Robo-Piñata
When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one —
• You get
.• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
"I AM FILLED WITH DELICIOUS CANDY. I AM NOT A TRICK."
illus. Jeff Miracola # 25/244
Wizards of the _______
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rets on the bottom of your library in a random order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Magic is the name of the game.
illus. Anna Christenson # 64/244
Centrifuge
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
LIGHTS: 3, 6
Originally, the rotors were used exclusively as particle accelerators for engine fuel, and they probably still should be.
illus. Greg Staples # 203a/244
Centrifuge
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
LIGHTS: 4, 6
The back of each ticket features a map to the lost and found.
illus. Greg Staples # 203b/244
Dart Throw
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter) . If that card touches Dart Throw, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice Dart Throw, then open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 4, 6
illus. Gaboleps # 208a/244
Dart Throw
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter) . If that card touches Dart Throw, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice Dart Throw, then open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 5, 6
illus. Gaboleps # 208b/244
Dart Throw
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter) . If that card touches Dart Throw, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice Dart Throw, then open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 4, 5, 6
illus. Gaboleps # 208c/244
Dart Throw
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter) . If that card touches Dart Throw, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice Dart Throw, then open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 3, 4, 5, 6
illus. Gaboleps # 208d/244
Fortune Teller
Visit — Scry 1.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 6
TODAY'S FORTUNE: YOU WILL REGRET SPENDING YOUR MONEY ON THIS FORTUNE.
illus. Jamroz Gary # 212a/244
Fortune Teller
Visit — Scry 1.
LIGHTS: 2, 4, 6
TODAY'S FORTUNE: TO AVOID CERTAIN DOOM, MAKE SURE TO . . . INSERT ADDITIONAL TOKENS TO CONTINUE.
illus. Jamroz Gary # 212b/244
Fortune Teller
Visit — Scry 1.
LIGHTS: 2, 5, 6
TODAY'S FORTUNE: YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE ENCOUNTER WITH A HANDSOME ROBOT.
illus. Jamroz Gary # 212c/244
Fortune Teller
Visit — Scry 1.
LIGHTS: 3, 4, 6
TODAY'S FORTUNE: THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WILL BE FULL OF FUN AND HAPPINESS—ALL SIX HOURS OF IT.
illus. Jamroz Gary # 212d/244
Fortune Teller
Visit — Scry 1.
LIGHTS: 3, 5, 6
TODAY'S FORTUNE: AVOID CHANDRA'S INCENDIARY EXPERIENCE AROUND 11:37.
illus. Jamroz Gary # 212e/244
Fortune Teller
Visit — Scry 1.
LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
TODAY'S FORTUNE: ON YOUR DEATHBED, YOU WILL REGRET NOT EATING MORE PIZZA. (This fortune is brought to you by our sponsor Saheeli Pie Pizzeria, located on the boardwalk next to Teferi's Time Twister. Bring this fortune to get 15% off any purchase.)
illus. Jamroz Gary # 212f/244
Haunted House
Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step.
LIGHTS: 3, 6
To build Sorin's Haunted Mansion, every detail of Markov Manor was painstakingly recreated, from the floating laser ghosts to the robot space gargoyles.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 217a/244
Haunted House
Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step.
LIGHTS: 4, 6
Putting the "oo" in spooky and the "fun" in "no refunds!"
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 217b/244
"Lifetime" Pass Holder
"Lifetime" Pass Holder enters the battlefield tapped.
When "Lifetime" Pass Holder dies, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return "Lifetime" Pass Holder from your graveyard to the battlefield.
illus. Jeff Miracola # 79/244
Goblin Blastronauts
When Goblin Blastronauts enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy a spell, ability or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy.
The goblins really put themselves into the fireworks show, despite Myra's pleads to stop.
illus. Dave Allsop # 109/244
Omniclown Colossus
Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs
less to cast for each Clown you control.)Trample
—
Pie-roclasm
Sorcery — Adventure
Pie-roclasm deals π damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate π isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.)
illus. Ralph Horsley # 116/244
Surprise Party
When Surprise Party enters the battlefield, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast Surprise Party, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast Surprise Party.
Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.
illus. Sean Murray # 29/244
Hat Trick
Target blocking or blocked creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until end of turn. If you and that creature each have a hat, that creature gain triple strike until end of turn.
"Behold the power of my hat and the ghosts of two other hats I used to own!"
illus. Sebastian Giacobino # 13/244
Rock Star
Reach
When Rock Star enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, reveal the top five cards of your library. Ask a person outside the game to choose which of them is most like a rock band. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Born to, and of, rock.
illus. Dave Allsop # 122/244
Nearby Planet
Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
Nearby Planet enters the battlefield tapped.
When Nearby Planet enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay
."Here's a nice place we haven't hit yet." —Captain Rex Nebula
illus. Bruce Brenneise # 198/244
Jermane, Pride of the Circus
, : Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature with four or more legs.
, : Until end of turn, all creatures able to block target creature with four or more legs do so.
"Don't worry about me, folks! This beauty was well-fed by my predecessor."
illus. Alexander Mokhov # 144/244
Jermane, Pride of the Circus
, : Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature with four or more legs.
, : Until end of turn, all creatures able to block target creature with four or more legs do so.
illus. Scooter # 253/244
Comet, Stellar Pup
0: Roll a six-sided die.
1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.
3 — [-1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [-2].
6 — [+1] and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn.
illus. Jeff Miracola # 166/244
Comet, Stellar Pup
0: Roll a six-sided die.
1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.
3 — [-1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [-2].
6 — [+1] and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn.
illus. David Semple # 275/244
Deep-Fried / Plague / Myr
(Art of horned helmet / Art of pie / Art of sword)
2
— Whenever this creature attacks, scry 1.3
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S14/244
Familiar / Beeble / Mascot
(Art of candy apple / Art of chicken hat / Art of Fblthp )
2
— Whenever this creature attacks, untap target permanent.4
— Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S24/244
Jetpack / Death / Seltzer
(Art of axe / Art of bowling pin / Art of Bolas's horns headband)
2
— Trample3
— Monstrosity (If this permanent isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S20/244
Concession Stand
Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")LIGHTS: 2, 6
Eating here is always a concession.
illus. David Sladek # 205a/244
Concession Stand
Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")LIGHTS: 3, 6
"Days since last atomic ketchup explosion: 1." —Kitchen safety notice
illus. David Sladek # 205b/244
Concession Stand
Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")LIGHTS: 4, 6
Now serving Basri Kettle Corn, Taco Bolas, Karn Dogs, Koth of the Hamburger, Dovin Baan Mi, Oko Cola, Frozen Tamiyogurt, and more!
illus. David Sladek # 205c/244
Concession Stand
Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")LIGHTS: 5, 6
The Astrotorium offers fine dining at establishments such as Time Wok and Grilliana's.
illus. David Sladek # 205d/244
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the fastest," "the scariest," or "the weakest." You choose a creature , then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they choose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 6
illus. Simon Dominic # 230a/244
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the cutest," "the loudest," or "the strongest." You choose a creature , then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they choose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 4, 6
illus. Simon Dominic # 230b/244
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the quietest," "the slowest," or "the ugliest." You choose a creature , then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they choose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 5, 6
illus. Simon Dominic # 230c/244
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the cleanest," "the hungriest," or "the strangest." You choose a creature , then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they choose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 3, 4, 6
illus. Simon Dominic # 230d/244
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the friendliest," "the smartest," or "the wildest." You choose a creature , then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they choose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 3, 5, 6
illus. Simon Dominic # 230e/244
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the funniest," "the smelliest," or "the sturdiest." You choose a creature , then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they choose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
illus. Simon Dominic # 230f/244
Hall of Mirrors
Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary if the chosen creature is legendary.
LIGHTS: 2, 6
For a smaller fee, you can pop in quickly to try on a pair of jeans.
illus. Vincent Christaens # 216a/244
Hall of Mirrors
Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary if the chosen creature is legendary.
LIGHTS: 4, 6
"Finally! Something that can capture all my good angles." —Captain Rex Nebula
illus. Vincent Christaens # 216b/244
Myra the Magnificent
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, open an Attraction.
, : Exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value X from your graveyard and choose an Attraction you control that doesn't have a midway counter on it. Puta midway counter on it. Whenever you visit that Attraction, copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
illus. Eric Wilkerson # 175/244
Myra the Magnificent
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, open an Attraction.
, : Exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value X from your graveyard and choose an Attraction you control that doesn't have a midway counter on it. Puta midway counter on it. Whenever you visit that Attraction, copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
illus. Stephanie Buscema # 267/244
Vorthos, Steward of Myth
As Vorthos, Steward of Myth enters the battlefield, choose a named Magic character.
Each spell you cast with the chosen character in its name, flavor text, or art costs
less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana that you pay."Just wait, my Madara deck isn't all Emperor Bolas. There's an Umezawa subtheme!"
illus. Caroline Gariba # 126/244
Vorthos, Steward of Myth
As Vorthos, Steward of Myth enters the battlefield, choose a named Magic character.
Each spell you cast with the chosen character in its name, flavor text, or art costs
less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana that you pay.illus. Stephanic Buscema # 251/244
Angelic Harold
When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1.
illus. Stephanie Buscema # 255/244
Magar of the Magic Strings
: Note the name of target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard and put it onto the battlefield face down. It’s a 3/3 creature with “Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may create a copy of the card with the noted name. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost” and “If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else”
illus. Stephanie Buscema # 263/244
Gift Shop
Visit — Choose one that hasn't bee chosen.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token.
• Create two Food tokens.
• You get
.• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 6
illus. Matt Gaser # 214a/244
Attempted Murder
Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token named Storm Crow.
Squawks was quick to establish the social pecking order.
illus. Greg Staples # 66/244
Devil K. Nevil
Haste
When Devil K. Nevil enters the battlefield, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)
"Danger is my middle name. Also, I don't know how to spell."
illus. Parente # 104/244
Centaur of Attention
When Centaur of Attention enters the battlefield, roll five six-sided dice and store those results on it.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may reroll any number of Centaur of Attention's stored results.
Centaur of Attention gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest number of stored results on it of the same value.
illus. Leonardo Santanna # 132/244
Exchange of Words
When Exchange of Words enters the battlefield, choose two target creatures. For as long as Exchange of Words remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.
Before criticizing, walk a mile (about 1.6 kilometers) in their head. That way, when you do, you're a mile away and you have their head.
illus. Zoltan Boros # 45/244
Bar Entry
Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of it head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)
"You will either begin or end the ride no taller than this."
illus. Leonardo Santanna # 4/244
How Is This A Par Three?!
Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.
Against the infinite backdrop of space, isn't all golf miniature?
illus. Mike Burns # 49/244
Foam Weapons Kiosk
Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 2, 6
Nothing is safe in the hands of an eight-year-old.
illus. Matt Gaser # 211a/244
Foam Weapons Kiosk
Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 3, 6
"As a safety measure, our foam is made form the softest metals available." —Randa, day care blacksmith
illus. Matt Gaser # 211b/244
Foam Weapons Kiosk
Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 4, 6
"I'm sorry, ma'am. Sometimes a real sword just sneaks it way in there." —Randa, day care blacksmith
illus. Matt Gaser # 211c/244
Foam Weapons Kiosk
Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 5, 6
Not suitable for children . . . who aren't ready to have a lot of fun!
illus. Matt Gaser # 211d/244
Costume Shop
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 6
Outfits you'll love at prices you'll tolerate.
illus. Raluca Marinescu # 206a/244
Costume Shop
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
LIGHTS: 2, 4, 6
Dress up like all your favorite planeswalkers! And Oko.
illus. Raluca Marinescu # 206b/244
Costume Shop
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
LIGHTS: 2, 5, 6
"Chandra' Pyromastery Gloves are not fire resistant." —Clothes warning label
illus. Raluca Marinescu # 206c/244
Costume Shop
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
LIGHTS: 3, 4, 6
Dressed to the 9/9s.
illus. Raluca Marinescu # 206d/244
Costume Shop
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
LIGHTS: 3, 5, 6
"Sold out I'm afraid, but Wrenns Three through Six are on sale." —Lonak, sales manager
illus. Raluca Marinescu # 206e/244
Costume Shop
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
"The costumes are so realistic! I was mistaken for Nicol Bolas and attacked by a bunch of wizards! Five stars! They eventually let me go." —Salzon's Ride Review
illus. Raluca Marinescu # 206f/244
D00-DL, Caricaturist
When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.
illus. Ralph Horsley # 187/244
D00-DL, Caricaturist
When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.
illus. Scooter # 274/244
Get Your Head in the Game
Flash
When Get Your Head in the Game enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) to your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).
illus. Vincent Christaens # 10/244
_______ _______ Rocketship
Flying
When this Vehicle enters the battlefield, you may put up to two name stickers on it.
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter.
Crew 2
illus. Ralph Horsley # 191/244
Misunderstood / Trapeze / Elf
(Art of straw hat / Art of acorn / Art of Liliana doll)
2
— Whenever you cast a spell, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is amount of generic mana in that spell's mana cost.—
illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S5/244
Goblin Cruciverbalist
Haste
When Goblin Cruciverbalist enters the battlefield, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E , I , O, or U.
Whenever Goblin Cruciverbalist attacks, using the first lettersof the names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven't spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word.
illus. Mike Burns # 110/244
Guess Your Fate
Visit — Look at the bottom card of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize!
Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice Guess Your Fate and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 4, 6
illus. Bruce Brenneise # 215a/244
Guess Your Fate
Visit — Look at the bottom card of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize!
Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice Guess Your Fate and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 5, 6
illus. Bruce Brenneise # 215b/244
Guess Your Fate
Visit — Look at the bottom card of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize!
Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice Guess Your Fate and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 4, 5, 6
illus. Bruce Brenneise # 215c/244
Guess Your Fate
Visit — Look at the bottom card of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize!
Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice Guess Your Fate and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 3, 4, 5, 6
illus. Bruce Brenneise # 215d/244
Bioluminary
Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you control.The Garganitikari astroserpent hated the taste of merfolk, but the audience didn't need to know that.
illus. Vincent Christaens # 38/244
Memory Test
When Memory Test enters the battlefield, target opponent exiles cards form the bottom of their library until they exile five nonland cards, then turn those nonland cards face down.
Visit — Name the exiled face-down cards, then look at them. If you named them correctly, turn them face up, then claim the prize!
Prize — Create three 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice Memory Test and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 4, 6
illus. Setor Fiadzigbey # 221a/244
Memory Test
When Memory Test enters the battlefield, target opponent exiles cards form the bottom of their library until they exile five nonland cards, then turn those nonland cards face down.
Visit — Name the exiled face-down cards, then look at them. If you named them correctly, turn them face up, then claim the prize!
Prize — Create three 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice Memory Test and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 5, 6
illus. Setor Fiadzigbey # 221b/244
Ticking Mime Bomb
When Ticking Mime Bomb enters the battlefield, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. Ticking Mime Bomb deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.
Silent, but deadly.
illus. Greg Bobkowski # 124/244
Celebr-8000
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.
• 2 — menace
• 3 — vigilance
• 4 — lifelink
• 5 — flying
• 6 — Indestructible
illus. Ralph Horsley # 185/244
Gallery of Legends
Visit — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then choose a legendary creature card name with the same mana value as that card. Create a token that's a copy of that card with the chosen name. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
LIGHTS: 3, 6
illus. Jakub Kasper # 213a/244
Gallery of Legends
Visit — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then choose a legendary creature card name with the same mana value as that card. Create a token that's a copy of that card with the chosen name. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
LIGHTS: 5, 6
illus. Jakub Kasper # 213b/244
Drop Tower
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 6
"I can see the next star system from here!"
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 209a/244
Drop Tower
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
LIGHTS: 2, 4, 6
In space, no one can hear you repeatedly beg to get off the ride.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 209b/244
Drop Tower
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
LIGHTS: 2, 5, 6
Sixty stories above the Astrotorium, attendees often wonder if they've made a mistake. The have another two hundred stories to decide.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 209c/244
Drop Tower
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
LIGHTS: 3, 4, 6
What goes up might come down.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 209d/244
Drop Tower
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
LIGHTS: 3, 5, 6
The hardest working seat belts in the park.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 209e/244
Drop Tower
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
"Um, technically, you can't 'drop' in space. What you—AIIIIEEEEEEE!"
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 209f/244
Grand Marshal Macie
You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
, : Choose an "until end of turn" or "this turn" effect. As long as Macie remains tapped, that effect doesn't end.
illus. Marco Bucci # 168/244
Grand Marshal Macie
You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
, : Choose an "until end of turn" or "this turn" effect. As long as Macie remains tapped, that effect doesn't end.
illus. Scooter # 260/244
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
LIGHTS: 2,3, 6
"The ship spinning out of control was spot-on but no one shouting, 'Nebula! You fell asleep again!' or openly weeping? Too unrealistic." —Captain Rex Nebula
illus. Aaron J. Riley # 227a/244
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
LIGHTS: 2,4, 6
"Expect to be out of commission for about a week. It's awesome." —Salzon's Ride Review
illus. Aaron J. Riley # 227b/244
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
LIGHTS: 2,5, 6
Located on the opposite side of the park from the food court, for obvious reasons.
illus. Aaron J. Riley # 227c/244
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
LIGHTS: 3, 4, 6
There's no such thing as upside-down in space. Put another way, there are infinite upside-downs in space.
illus. Aaron J. Riley # 227d/244
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
LIGHTS: 3, 5, 6
"If a species will pay to be moved in a circle, I will find a way to let it." —Myra the Magnificent
illus. Aaron J. Riley # 227e/244
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
The maximum recommended speed warning system snapped off years ago, but they hadn't encountered problems yet.
illus. Aaron J. Riley # 227f/244
Truss, Chief Engineer
Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters the battlefield or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
, , Remove X hack counters from Truss: Add or subtract X from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn. This effect can't reduce a number below 1 or a number word below one.
illus. Aaron J. Riley # 181/244
Phone a Friend
Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choo targets.)
• A — Gain control of target creature you don't control.
• B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it.
• C — Take an extra turn after this one.
• D — Draw seven cards.
illus. Ben Wootten # 55/244
Priority Boarding
Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn.
The Astrotorium's express lane is practically its own ride.
illus. Greg Bobrowski # 119/244
Trendy / Circus / Pirate
(Art of aviator's helmet / Art of speech bubble with "In response..." text / Art of rubber chicken)
2
— Deathtouch5
— Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S2/244
Scampire
When Scampire enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may sticker on a creature card in your graveyard.: Return target creature card with a sticker on it from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.
illus. Armand Baltazar # 89/244
Cool / Fluffy / Loxodon
(Art of a plate of spaghetti / Art of headband with devil horns / Art of Karn bobblehead)
2
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, draw a card.5
— Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, this permanent becomes a 13/13 Eldrazi in addition to its other types until end of turn.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S28/244
Tusk and Whiskers
Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
, : You get . You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Weighing in at a combined thirteen thousand pounds and two ounces.
illus. Chris Seaman # 182/244
Tusk and Whiskers
Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
, : You get . You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
illus. David Semple # 273/244
Ambassador Blorpityblorpblorp
When Ambassador Blorpityblorpblorp enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpblorp's base power and toughness become equal to the total power and toughness of all stickers on permanents you control.
illus. Dave Greco # 161/244
Ambassador Blorpityblorpblorp
When Ambassador Blorpityblorpblorp enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpblorp's base power and toughness become equal to the total power and toughness of all stickers on permanents you control.
illus. David Semple # 254/244
Clandestine Chameleon
When Clandestine Chameleon enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.Clandestine Chameleon has all abilities of ability stickers on other permanents you own and cards in your graveyard.
illus. Dave Greco # 134/244
Gray Merchant of Alphabet
When Gray Merchant of Alphabet enters the battlefield, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
Like any young zombie, Gary dreamed of escaping the underworld to join the circus.
illus. Yangtian Li # 75/244
Roller Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 2, 6
Every rider leaves the Fluctuator happy—most because they're thrilled to be alive.
illus. Gabor Szikszai # 225a/244
Roller Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 3, 6
They say you leave a piece of yourself behind on Garruk's Wake. The janitorial bots can tell you that's absolutely true.
illus. Gabor Szikszai # 225b/244
Roller Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 4, 6
The Time Spiral goes so fast it causes a paradox. Myra uses this opportunity to sell guests their souvenir photos while they're still waiting to board.
illus. Gabor Szikszai # 225c/244
Roller Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 5, 6
The Howling Mine moves faster than the speed of sound. The screams you hear are the group ahead of you.
illus. Gabor Szikszai # 225d/244
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels
As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens.
Partner (You can have two commanders is both have partner.)
illus. Gaboleps # 112/244
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels
As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens.
Partner
illus. David Semple # 250/244
A Real Handful
As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has lifelink.
illus. Tomek Larek # 87/244
Night Shift of the Living Dead
After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn.
Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
At the Astrotorium, even the dead make a living wage.
illus. Sebastian Giacobino # 81/244
Squirrel Stack
Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize!
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS; 2, 3, 6
illus. Andrea Radeck # 228a/244
Trash Bin
Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
LIGHTS: 2, 6
"I had to wrestle a squirrel for it, but I won!"
illus. Greg Bobrowski # 232a/244
Trash Bin
Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
LIGHTS: 3, 6
Yet another trash uncommon.
illus. Greg Bobrowski # 232b/244
Trash Bin
Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
LIGHTS: 4, 6
To be honest, it's not much dirtier than the ball pit.
illus. Greg Bobrowski # 232c/244
Trash Bin
Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
LIGHTS: 5, 6
Standing knee-deep in unsorted Astrotorium garbage, Gurnt couldn't help but feel his trip was finally starting to turn around.
illus. Greg Bobrowski # 232d/244
Don't Try This at Home
If a hot source you control would deal damage, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead. (Something is hot if it has hot things in its art, like fire or explosions.)
, Sacrifice Don't Try This at Home: It deals damage equal to twice the number of hot cards in your graveyard to target creature or palneswalker.
illus. Tyler Walpole # 105/244
Gift Shop
Visit — Choose one that hasn't bee chosen.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token.
• Create two Food tokens.
• You get
.• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
illus. Matt Gaser # 214b/244
Devil K. Nevil
Haste
When Devil K. Nevil enters the battlefield, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)
illus. David Semple # 249/244
Meet and Greet "Sisay"
Whenever you cast a spell, choose one —
• Flavor — Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has.
• History — Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard.
illus. Scooter # 264/244
Opening Ceremony
Add
. You may open a sealed Magic booster pack. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among the cards in the booster pack."Oooooh!" —The crowd "Aaaaaaaaah!" —Also the crowd
illus. Greg Bobrowski # 118/244
Cover the Spot
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover Cover the Spot, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Cover the Spot, then open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 2, 3, 4, 6
illus. Jeff Miracola # 207a/244
Cover the Spot
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover Cover the Spot, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Cover the Spot, then open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 2, 3, 5, 6
illus. Jeff Miracola # 207b/244
Cover the Spot
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover Cover the Spot, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Cover the Spot, then open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 2, 4, 5, 6
illus. Jeff Miracola # 207c/244
Cover the Spot
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover Cover the Spot, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Cover the Spot, then open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 3, 4, 5, 6
illus. Jeff Miracola # 207d/244
Discourtesy Clerk
When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because the guests found it off-putting.
illus. Vladimir Krisetkiy # 70/244
Merry-Go-Round
Visit — Creatures you control with power 2 or less gain horsemanship until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)
LIGHTS: 2, 6
Ensconced in a slow time bubble that makes a five-minute ride take nine hours, the carousel is a very popular childcare option.
illus. Carl Critchlow # 222a/244
Merry-Go-Round
Visit — Creatures you control with power 2 or less gain horsemanship until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)
LIGHTS: 5, 6
After the first rotation, the dressage phase begins.
illus. Carl Critchlow # 22b/244
Animate Graveyard
Enchant your graveyard
Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has all the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard.
If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile Animate Graveyard.
illus. Mike Burns # 65/244
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster
When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat.
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster has menace as long as you're wearing a hat.
The capo of caps, the hitman of hats, the don of donning fashionable headwear.
illus. Sebastian Giacobino # 163/244
"Brims Barone, Midway Mobster
When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat.
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster has menace as long as you're wearing a hat.
illus. Stephanie Buscema # 256/244
Lila, Hospitality Hostess
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast common spells from the top of your library.
Guests you control get +1/+1.
As far as Lila was concerned, all courtesy should be common.
illus. Yangtian Li # 170/244
Lila, Hospitality Hostess
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast common spells from the top of your library.
Guests you control get +1/+1.
illus. Scooter # 262/244
Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor
When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters the battlefield, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
, : You may put a token from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.
She'll sculpt goblins, saprolings, Marit Lage . . . though that one takes a lot of balloons.
illus. Igor Grenchanyi # 165/244
Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor
When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters the battlefield, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens.
, : You may put a token from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.
illus. Scooter # 258/244
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon
Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them.
Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them.
illus. Aaron J. Riley # 27/244
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon
Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them.
Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them.
illus. Scooter # 246/244
Exit Through the Grift Shop
Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens.
illus. Chris Seaman # 74/244
The Most Dangerous Gamer
Deathtouch
Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters the battlefield or attacks, open an Attraction.
Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer.
Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent.
illus. Aaron J. Riley # 174/244
The Most Dangerous Gamer
Deathtouch
Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters the battlefield or attacks, open an Attraction.
Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer.
Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent.
illus. Scooter # 266/244
Squirrel Stack
Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize!
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS; 2, 4, 6
illus. Andrea Radeck # 228b/244
Squirrel Stack
Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize!
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS; 2, 5, 6
illus. Andrea Radeck # 228c/244
Squirrel Stack
Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize!
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS; 3, 4, 6
illus. Andrea Radeck # 228d/244
Squirrel Stack
Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize!
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS; 3, 5, 6
illus. Andrea Radeck # 228e/244
Squirrel Stack
Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize!
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS; 4, 5, 6
illus. Andrea Radeck # 228f/244
Truss, Chief Engineer
Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters the battlefield or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
, , Remove X hack counters from Truss: Add or subtract X from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn. This effect can't reduce a number below 1 or a number word below one.
illus. Scooter # 272/244
Done for the Day
At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot,you may get
or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.Punchy was programmed to do two things: punch tickets and love punching tickets.
illus. Caroline Gariba # 136/244
Tug of War
Players play a subgame starting at 5 life and with up to three permanent cards with different names from their main-game library onto the battlefield. As the subgame ends, the winner chooses one of the cards they put onto the battlefield as the subgame began and puts it onto the battlefield rather than shuffling it into their library.
illus. Gaboleps # 159/244
Spelling Bee
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever Spelling Bee deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.
Just be thankful it wasn't grammar scorpions.
illus. Caroline Gariba # 155/244
Octo Opus
When Octo Opus enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 blue Octopus Performer creature token named Contortionist with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may fold this token in half." (It becomes 2/2, then 1/1, then ½/½, and so on.)
Sacrifice Octo Opus: Draw a card and an additional card for each of Contortionist's folds.
illus. Tomek Larek # 54/244
Katerina of Myra's Marvels
As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a letter.
Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token with flying.
Partner (You can have two commanders is both have partner.)
illus. Gaboleps # 16/244
Katerina of Myra's Marvels
As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a letter.
Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token with flying.
Partner
illus. David Semple # 245/244
Photo Op
Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThat MagicCard and no other text.
You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand, Exile Photo Op.
illus. Setor Fiadzigbey # 83/244
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses white card, land card, or planeswalker card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 2, 3, 6
illus. Caroline Gariba # 233a/244
Proficient Pyrodancer
When Proficient Pyrodancer enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
: Another target creature with an art sticker on it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
When she performed, she was on fire, but in a good way.
illus. John Thacker # 120/244
Night / Brushwagg / Ringmaster
(Art of fedora / Art of bow tie / Art of alien squirrel)
2
— Menace3
— Persist (When this permanent dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S3/244
Push Your Luck
Visit — Reveal cards from the top of your library until you decide to stop. If the total mana value of the cards revealed this way is 7 or less, create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. If the total is exactly 7, claim the prize! Shuffle the revealed cards into your library.
Prize — Put five +1/+1 counters on a Teddy Bear you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice Push Your Luck, the open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 6
illus. Sebastian Giacobino # 224a/244
Push Your Luck
Visit — Reveal cards from the top of your library until you decide to stop. If the total mana value of the cards revealed this way is 7 or less, create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. If the total is exactly 7, claim the prize! Shuffle the revealed cards into your library.
Prize — Put five +1/+1 counters on a Teddy Bear you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice Push Your Luck, the open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
illus. Sebastian Giacobino # 224b/244
Black Hole
Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.
"Code Dark Donut! Code Dark Donut! All available fun specialists, please report to the Roil Coaster immediately!" —Truss, chief engineer
illus. Greg Bobrowski # 67/244
Mobile Clone
Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters the battlefield as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)
illus. Setor Fiadzigbey # 51/244
Roxi, Publicist to the Stars
Flying
Roxi, Publicist to the Stars's power is equal to the number of permanents you control with an art sticker plus the number of cards in your graveyard with an art sticker.
When Roxi enters the battlefield, distribute up to two art stickers among one or two nonland permanents you own.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 177/244
Goblin Airbrusher
Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "
, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")Once he'd worked out which end of the thing the paint came from, he was promoted to shirt duty.
illus. Caroline Gariba # 108/244
Knight in _______ Armor
First strike
As this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.
This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it.
The lucky armor stopped lightning and lasers, but sadly, also love.
illus. Sam Hogg # 17/244
Monitor Monitor
When Monitor Monitor enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Once each turn, you may pay
to reroll one or more dice you rolled.Nine fires, a hull breach, and a Quafloovian meganibbler escaped from the petting zoo. Things were suspiciously quiet.
illus. Igor Grechanyi # 52/244
Clown Car
When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car.
Crew 2
It ran on laughing gas.
illus. Ralph Horsley # 186/244
Carnival Barker
: You have thirty seconds to laud a creature you control to any people outside of the game. Until end of turn, that creature gains trample and haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of people who applauded. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.
illus. Dave Greco # 102/244
Baaallerina
Flying
When Baaallerina enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.
Cute as a mutton.
illus. April Prime # 35/244
Unsanctioned / Ancient / Juggler
(Art of condiment robot / Art of headdress / Art of Groucho glasses)
2
— Whenever this creature attacks, bolster 1.4
— Indestructibleillus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S13/244
Squid / Fire / Knight
(Art of donut / Art of fez / Art of bident)
2
— : The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.3
— Protection from odd mana valuesillus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S27/244
Unique / Charmed / Pants
(Art of slushie / Art of AAAAAH! / Art of jellyfish)
2
— : Add one mana of any color.3
— Whenever this creature attacks, if it's not a Brushwagg, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of supertypes, card types, and subtypes it has.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S38/244
Werewolf / Lightning / Mage
(Art of smartphone / Art of Ribbit/ Art of pink teddy bear)
2
— Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counte ron this permanent.4
— Whenever a creature blocks this creature, that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S48/244
Pin Collection
When Pin Collection enters the battlefield, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or lesson it without paying that sticker's ticket cost.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on Pin Collection.
Equip
illus. Ben Maier # 23/244
Sole Performer
: Add . Activate only once each turn. (When activating an ability, use rather than tapping the permanent to pay for .)
Elven tap is the official language of three very obnoxious planets.
illus. Anna Christenson # 154/244
Goblin Girder Gang
Reach
Whenever you roll a result not stored on Goblin Girder Gang, you may store that result on it. When you do, Goblin Girder Gang deals 1 damage to any target without a hat.
Goblin Girder Gang gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it.
illus. Tyler Walpole # 111/244
Last Voyage of the _______
When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Aura to it.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 for each name sticker on this Aura with seven or fewer letters.
When this Aura leaves the battlefield, sacrifice enchanted creature.
illus. Caio Monteiro # 78/244
Balloon Stand
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 2, 6
Buy enough balloons and it turns into a ride.
illus. Jakub Kasper # 200a/244
Balloon Stand
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 3, 6
"INPUT ACCEPTED: SHIVAN DRAGON. INITIATING . . . ERROR! GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE."
illus. Jakub Kasper # 200b/244
Balloon Stand
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 4, 6
There is a very real danger that the squeaking will rally nearby squirrels to battle.
illus. Jakub Kasper # 200c/244
Balloon Stand
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 5, 6
"MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO FOLD INFLATABLE TUBES INTO JOY."
illus. Jakub Kasper # 200d/244
Command Performance
Choose two —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Roll to visit you Attractions.
• You get
.• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
illus. Kirsten Zirngibl # 42/244
Clown Extruder
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
LIGHTS: 2, 6
The sound it makes is indescribable and unsettling, but it does make a great clown.
illus. Marco Bucci # 204a/244
Clown Extruder
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
LIGHTS: 3, 6
One day, it will produce a clown that can itself produce a clown. Until that day, it will not rest.
illus. Marco Bucci # 204b/244
Clown Extruder
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
LIGHTS: 4, 6
Pietra's Mirthing Pod boasts an output that's hilarious and impressive—a real laugh a minute.
illus. Marco Bucci # 204c/244
Clown Extruder
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
LIGHTS: 5, 6
"CONGRATULATIONS. IT IS A CLOWN."
illus. Marco Bucci # 204d/244
Kiddie Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 3, 4, 6
"The calming motion of this grubling's ride reminds me of my world's beauty before this mobile astropark obliterated it." —Ambassador Blorpityblorpblorp
illus. Marco Bucci # 219d/244
Sword-Swallowing Seraph
Flying, vigilance
When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
, : Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
illus. Vladimir Krisetskiy # 30/244
Main Event Horizon
As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z.
Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.
"Anna and Blaine said the ride was awesome. Yolanda and Zachary aren't back yet."
illus. Mike Burns # 19/244
Captain Rex Nebula
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target nonland permanent you control becomes a Vehicle artifact until end of turn. Its base power and toughness are each equal to its mana value. It has crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, it deals that much damage to any target. then sacrifice this Vehicle."
illus. Alexander Mokhov # 164/244
Knife and Death
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
One at a time, throw ten cards you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of at least three feet (about one meter). For each of those cards, Knife and Death deals 1 damage to each creature or planeswalker you don't control that card is touching. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
illus. Caio Monteiro # 77/244
Monoxa, Midway Manager
Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa, Midway Manager gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
: Roll a six-sided die.
"Can we get this ghost 11% spookier?"
illus. Igor Grechanyi # 173/244
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "a humanoid animal or alien," "food," or "horns or tusks" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Scavenger Hunt and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 2, 3, 6
illus. Jamroz Gary # 226a/244
Treacherous Trapezist
Flying
Whenever you cast an alliterative spell, scry 2. (Anything with two or more capitalized words in its name that begin with the same letter is alliterative.)
Other alliterative creatures you control have flying.
illus. Dave Greco # 60/244
Park Bleater
Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield, you get
., : You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered the battlefield this turn.
Once he stopped eating the tickets, Bixby was a model employee.
illus. April Prime # 21/244
Starlight Spectacular
Parade! — At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose creatures you control one at a time until each creature you control has been chosen. Each of those creatures gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature chosen before it. (Places everyone! The first creature in line gets +0/+0.)
illus. Marco Bucci # 28/244
_______ Balls of Fire
When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, it deals damage equal to the number of o's in name stickers on this enchantment to any target.
Employees were instructed to refer to meteor showers as "impromptu fireworks."
illus. David Sladek # 100/244
Wild / Ogre / Bupkis
(Art of jetpack / Art of Oops... / Art of anvil)
2
— Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.3
— Metalcraft — This permanent has protection from noncreature permanents as long as you control three or more artifacts.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S40/244
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses blue card, enchantment card, or creature type, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 2, 4, 6
illus. Caroline Gariba # 233b/244
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses black card, artifact card, or expansion, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 2, 5, 6
illus. Caroline Gariba # 233c/244
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses red card, sorcery card, or legendary card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 3, 4, 6
illus. Caroline Gariba # 233d/244
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses green card, instant card, or named mechanic, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 3, 5, 6
illus. Caroline Gariba # 233e/244
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses colorless card, creature card, or plane, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
illus. Caroline Gariba # 233f/244
Make a _______ Splash
Flash
When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment.
The largest dunk tank in forty-seven galaxies.
illus. Leonardo Santanna # 50/244
Notorious / Silver / War
(Art of CRASH! / Art of flaming hoop / Art of hamburger)
2
— : Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.3
— Protection from creatures with two or more creature typesillus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S41/244
Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost
When Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Whenever you roll a 4, you may tap or untap target artifact or creature.
Whenever you roll a 6, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
illus. Vladimir Krisetskiy # 167/244
Squirrel Squatters
When Squirrel Squatters enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever Squirrel Squatters attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.
Such plush accommodations.
illus. Andrea Radeck # 156/244
Trigger Happy
Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability.
Whenever you copy a triggered ability, you may do a little dance.
illus. Jamroz Gary # 125/244
Lineprancers
When Lineprancers enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own.: Target creature you don't control blocks target creature you control with a power and toughness sticker on it other than Lineprancers this turn if able.
Can you do the can-can-can-can?
illus. Ben Maier # 146/244
Tchotchke Elemental
Whenever you create a token or put a counter or a sticker on another permanent, put a knickknack counter on Tchotchke Elemental. Use a unique item that completely fits on Tchotchke Elemental for each knickknack counter.
Tchotchke Elemental gets +1/+1 for each knickknack counter on it.
illus. Sean Murray # 158/244
Pie-Eating Contest
As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, tale a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.)
X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
The pie was outstanding. The cobbler tastes like shoes.
illus. Simon Dominic # 151/244
Fluros of Myra's Marvels
As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number greater than zero.
Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number.
Partner
illus. Gaboleps # 46/244
Fluros of Myra's Marvels
As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number greater than zero.
Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number.
Partner
illus. David Semple # 247/244
Nocturno of Myra's Marvels
As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a word with five or more letters.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life.
Partner (You can have two commanders is both have partner.)
illus. Gaboleps # 82/244
Nocturno of Myra's Marvels
As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a word with five or more letters.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life.
Partner
illus. David Semple # 248/244
Haberthrasher
Deathtouch
Whenever another creature that has hat enters the battlefield under your control or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, each opponent loses 1 life.
"Brims" Barone's enforcers are always dressed to kill.
illus. April Prime # 76/244
Fight the _______ Fight
Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 for each name sticker on this Aura with eight or more letters.
illus. Greg Staples # 138/244
Contortionist / Otter / Storm
(Art of banana peel / Art of UFO / Art of Liliana's headdress)
2
— : Target creature gains haste until end of turn.4
— Deathtouch, lifelinkillus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S15/244
Complaints Clerk
When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
The longest lines in the park.
illus. Michael Phillippi # 7/244
Pick-a-Beeble
Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and you create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 6
illus. Dave Greco # 223a/244
Pick-a-Beeble
Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and you create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 4, 6
illus. Dave Greco # 223b/244
Pick-a-Beeble
Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and you create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 2, 5, 6
illus. Dace Greco # 223c/244
Pick-a-Beeble
Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and you create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 3, 4, 6
illus. Dave Greco # 223d/244
Pick-a-Beeble
Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and you create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 3, 5, 6
illus. Dave Greco # 223e/244
Pick-a-Beeble
Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and you create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.
LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
illus. Dave Greco # 223f/244
Plate Spinning
Whenever you cast a spell, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy. The balance a card from outside the game on one of your fingertips. When that card falls or touches another card, sacrifice Plate Spinning.
For extra style points, spin them.
illus. Raluca Marinescu # 56/244
Information Booth
Visit — Draw a card.
LIGHTS: 2, 6
"Sir, this may be the information booth, but I cannot answer ontological questions. It would be arrogant to assume I could describe the true nature of reality. Also there's a line."
illus. Gaboleps # 218a/244
Information Booth
Visit — Draw a card.
LIGHTS: 3, 6
Since the majority of the park's business model is based around aimless wandering, this is not where Myra stations her best people.
illus. Gaboleps # 218b/244
Information Booth
Visit — Draw a card.
LIGHTS: 4, 6
"When I arrived, I was looking for the costume shop. But when I left, I'd learned what I was really looking for: myself. Five stars." —Salzon's Ride Review
illus. Gaboleps # 218c/244
Information Booth
Visit — Draw a card.
LIGHTS: 5, 6
The information booth can answer over thirty-even billion questions. Half of the guests ask where the bathroom is.
illus. Gaboleps # 218d/244
Park Re-Entry
Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
"Control to Truss. Chief, the entry scan software is reading babies as hot dogs. Again." —Glaxxar, engineering assistant
illus. Ernanda Souza # 22/244
_____ _____ _____ Trespasser
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.
: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each name sticker on it. It can't be blocked this turn.
"All you gotta do is walk with purpose. And run with purpose. And clear a five-foot gate with purpose."
illus. Igor Grechanyi # 61/244
Playable / Delusionary / Hydra
(Art of soda / Art of sombrero / Art of sticky hand)
2
— : Draw a card, then discard a card.4
— Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S30/244
Quick Fixer
Menace
Whenever Quick Fixer deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Myra doesn't believe in stopping rides for minor inconveniences like "they need to be repaired."
illus. Francis Tneh # 85/244
Blue Ribbon
When Blue Ribbon enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach Blue Ribbon to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the cop targets this creature.)
Equip
illus. Chuck Lukacs # 184/244
Bumper Cars
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 6
"These bumping cars remind me of the time your amusement park smashed into my planet." —Ambassador Blorpityblorpblorp
illus. Gabor Szikszai # 202a/244
Bumper Cars
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
LIGHTS: 2, 4, 6
Vehicular mischief's appeal is universal.
illus. Gabor Szikszai # 202b/244
Bumper Cars
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
LIGHTS: 2, 5, 6
The cars are serviced every ten thousand bumps or every four hours, whichever comes first.
illus. Gabor Szikszai # 202c/244
Bumper Cars
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
LIGHTS: 3, 4, 6
For those needing instructions on how to drive the bumper cars, there's a crash course.
illus. Gabor Szikszai # 202d/244
Bumper Cars
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
LIGHTS: 3, 5, 6
The engineers figured out a way to make the crashes power the ride itself. The energy surplus alone is enough to power the deep fryer.
illus. Gabor Szikszai # 202e/244
Bumper Cars
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
"Pulled a Captain Nebula" —Crew expression meaning "an out-of-control car has caused great damage to the surrounding area"
illus. Gabor Szikszai # 202f/244
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you gain 7 life. You become a card until your leave your library of that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.
When you draw yourself, you win the game.
When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.
illus. Aaron J. Riley # 9/244
Urza's Fun House
: Add .
: Add . Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
, : Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 199/244
Tunnel of Love
Visit — Choose an opponent. They choose a creature they control, then you choose a creature you control. You may exile the chosen creatures. If you do, return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step. Otherwise, the chosen creatures fight each other.
LIGHTS: 2, 6
illus. Vladimir Krisetskiy # 234a/244
Tunnel of Love
Visit — Choose an opponent. They choose a creature they control, then you choose a creature you control. You may exile the chosen creatures. If you do, return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step. Otherwise, the chosen creatures fight each other.
LIGHTS: 3, 6
illus. Vladimir Krisetskiy # 234b/244
Icing Manipulator
Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
, [mana]T], Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.), : Roll two six-sided dice. For each odd result, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.
Her most popular flavors are vanilla, maple pecan crunch, and Glurgian galactopod.
illus. Raluca Marinescu # 142/244
Trapeze Artist
Flying
Trapeze Artist enters the battlefield by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand.
Heinrich catches the trapeze only about half the time, but he looks so good falling.
illus. Ernanda Souza # 32/244
Spinnerete, Arachnobat
Reach
When Spinnerette, Arachnobat enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +2/+0 and has menace.
High-wire injuries are down 95%. Spider-related injuries are up 3000%.
illus. Alexander Mokhov # 180/244
Strength-Testing Hammer
Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for the greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
"I don't know you, but that hammer rings a bell."
illus. Gaboleps # 193/244
Busted!
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control."All you gotta do is panic with purpose. And plead your innocence with purpose. And have your mom bail you out with purpose."
illus. Igor Grechanyi # 41/244
Pair O' Dice Lost
Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair O' Dice Lost.
The Astrotorium is a zero-waste facility, meaning it deals with zero of its waste.
illus. Bruce Brenneise # 149/244
Standard Procedure
, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in a Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.
Can it be Lightning Bolt yet?
illus. Igor Grechanyi # 1/244
Souvenir T-Shirt
Gear up, sponsored by Wizards of the Coast — As Souvenir T-Shirt enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. For each Magic-branded item you're wearing, roll an additional six-sided die. Choose two of the results.
Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the first chosen result and Y is the second.
Equip
illus. Michael Phillippi # 192/244
Ferris Wheel
Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with Ferris Wheel. That creature phases out until your roll a 3 or less while rolling to visit your Attractions.
LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
After a certain point, it becomes more of a prison than a ride.
illus. Kirsten Zirngibl # 210b/244
It That Came from Planet Glurg
You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter the battlefield as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)
A sludge with a grudge.
illus. Marco Bucci # 169/244
It That Came from Planet Glurg
You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter the battlefield as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)
illus. Scooter # 261/244
Hardy of Myra's Marvels
As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
illus. Gaboleps # 141/244
Hardy of Myra's Marvels
As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Partner
illus. David Semple # 252/244
Astroquarium
When Astroquarium enters the battlefield, put an art sticker on it.
, : Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Shark with base power and toughness 4/4. If the cracks in Astroquarium's art are completely covered up, that creature becomes a blue Octopus with base power and toughness 8/8 instead. Activate only as a sorcery.
illus. Tyler Walpole # 34/244
Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker
As Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
If you would roll one or more six-sided dice, instead roll them and you may exchange one result with Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker's base power or base toughness.
illus. Vladimir Krisetskiy # 63/244
Storybook Ride
Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn (including this one). You may play those cards until end of turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LIGHTS: 2, 5, 6
The ride is whimsical and fun, except when it's broken.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 229a/244
Storybook Ride
Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn (including this one). You may play those cards until end of turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LIGHTS: 3, 4, 6
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 229b/244
Log Flume
Visit —Choose up to four creatures you control. Those creatures jump in a log until end of turn. (Creatures in a log together can't be blocked unless they're all blocked. If a spell or ability you control targets one of them, it targets all of them.)
LIGHTS: 3, 6
"Keep your hands and feet inside me at all times and enjoy the glubbbbrbb! Glbbglubb! Glb!"
illus. Marco Bucci # 220a/244
Log Flume
Visit —Choose up to four creatures you control. Those creatures jump in a log until end of turn. (Creatures in a log together can't be blocked unless they're all blocked. If a spell or ability you control targets one of them, it targets all of them.)
LIGHTS: 5, 6
"Thanks for riding, and be sure not to leaf anything behind! Just some tree humor for you."
illus. Marco Bucci # 220b/244
Resolute Veggiesaur
Trample
Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Resolute Veggiesaur.
This dinosaur doesn't know what will kill him, but he's determined it won't be heart disease.
illus. Leonardo Santanna # 153/244
Bounce Chamber
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
LIGHTS: 2, 6
The Astrotorium bouncing record is three days, thought setting it wasn't strictly intentional.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 201a/244
Bounce Chamber
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
LIGHTS: 3, 6
It recreates the peaceful feeling of floating freely in space, just without all that boring peacefulness.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 201b/244
Bounce Chamber
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
LIGHTS: 4, 6
Anti-gravity. Pro-fun.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 201c/244
Bounce Chamber
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
LIGHTS: 4, 6
It's a raucous, ricochet-ridden romp, loosely based on the molecular movement inside exploding stars.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 201d/244
Kiddie Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 2, 3, 6
The only ride that's never failed a safety insprection.
illus. Marco Bucci # 219a/244
Kiddie Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 2, 4, 6
The only ride not explicitly mentioned in the Astrotorium waiver.
illus. Marco Bucci # 219b/244
Kiddie Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 2, 5, 6
There's something truly thrilling about moving so slowly.
illus. Marco Bucci # 219c/244
Kiddie Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 3, 5, 6
"The coaster was so gentle, I was able to write my review while I was still on it." —Salzon's Ride Review
illus. Marco Bucci # 219e/244
Kiddie Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
"The ride is clearly inspired by the Kolaghan clan's reign on Tarkir which makes the use of Ojutai's scale pattern on the seats very disappointing." —Vorthos, Steward of Myth
illus. Marco Bucci # 219f/244
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "an elf or goblin," "a tail," or "a flying creature or flying vehicle" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Scavenger Hunt and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 2, 4, 6
illus. Jamroz Gary # 226b/244
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "a creature wearing a hat," "a book or scroll," or "teeth" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Scavenger Hunt and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 2, 5, 6
illus. Jamroz Gary # 226c/244
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "a weapon," "five or more creatures," or "words or numbers" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Scavenger Hunt and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 3, 4, 6
illus. Jamroz Gary # 226d/244
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "a vampire or zombie," "fire, lightning, or an explosion," or "a metallic creature" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Scavenger Hunt and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 3, 5, 6
illus. Jamroz Gary # 226e/244
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "a four-legged creature," "a liquid other than water," or "a door" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Scavenger Hunt and open an Attraction.LIGHTS: 4, 5, 6
illus. Jamroz Gary # 226f/244
Captain Rex Nebula
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target nonland permanent you control becomes a Vehicle artifact until end of turn. Its base power and toughness are each equal to its mana value. It has crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, it deals that much damage to any target. then sacrifice this Vehicle."
illus. Scooter # 257/244
Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost
When Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Whenever you roll a 4, you may tap or untap target artifact or creature.
Whenever you roll a 6, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
illus. Scooter # 259/244
Monoxa, Midway Manager
Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa, Midway Manager gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
: Roll a six-sided die.
illus. Scooter # 265/244
Roxi, Publicist to the Stars
Flying
Roxi, Publicist to the Stars's power is equal to the number of permanents you control with an art sticker plus the number of cards in your graveyard with an art sticker.
When Roxi enters the battlefield, distribute up to two art stickers among one or two nonland permanents you own.
illus. Scooter # 269/244
Gobsmacked
Enchant nonland permanent
As Gobsmacked enters the battlefield, choose a person outside the game.
As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
You haven't seen it until you've seen it in 6-D.
illus. Marco Bucci # 11/244
Impounding Lot-Bot
When Impounding Lot-Bot enters the battlefield, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until Impounding Lot-Bot enters the battlefield.
Not all tickets can be exchanged for prices.
illus. Ralph Horsley # 14/244
T.A.P.P.E.R.
, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creatyre.
" 'Technologically-Advanced, People-Pleasing Entertainment Robot,' eh? Cute. Nice hat. Be a shame if something happened to it." —"Brims" Barone, midway mobster
illus. David Sladek # 31/244
Bag Check
Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.
"As long as there's no outside food, you're good to go."
illus. Tyler Walpole # 36/244
Blufferfish
: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, Blufferfish gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.
Lying to a fish is such an unthinkable act, most planets don't even have a law against it.
illus. Christopher Burdett # 39/244
Rat in the Hat
, Sacrifice Rat in the Hat: Until end of turn, you may cast target creature card that has a hat from your graveyard.
While, the gremlin, beeble, and squirrel infestations wreaked havoc on the park, Roxi was able to spin the numerous rat colonies as a "robust recycling program."
illus. Filipe Pagliuso # 86/244
One-Clown Band
: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Programmed to play more than seventy instruments and only one song.
illus. Ralph Horsley # 117/244
Well Done
Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to target creature's controller.
"What's the big deal? I've been on fire eighty-one times. Twice just while sleeping." —Devil K. Nevil, daredevil extraordinaire
illus. Gaboleps # 128/244
Embiggen
Until end of turn, target non-Brushwagg creature gets +1/+1 for each supertype, card type, and subtype it has.
"Flea circus? No, flee circus!"
illus. Tyler Walpole # 137/244
Plot Armor
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text.
"If you've got words, we're going to have words."
illus. Gaboleps # 152/244
Park Map
, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
It's always up-to-date, so visitors know what rides are open, how long the lines are, and which areas are closed due to gremlins.
illus. Kirsten Zirngibl # 190/244
Zombie / Cheese / Magician
(Art of horseshoe / Art of beanie / Art of Chandra plushie)
2
— First strike4
— Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S6/244
Carnival / Elephant / Meteor
(Art of wrench / Art of top hat / Art of Jace keychain)
2
— Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards.3
— Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S7/244
Slimy / Burrito / Illusion
(Art of wig / Art of cheese / Art of Ajani plushie)
2
— Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)3
— Double strikeillus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S9/244
Spooky / Clown / Mox
(Art of egg / Art of antenna hat / Art of sliver claw)
2
— Vigilance4
— , : Tap target creature.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S10/244
Mystic / Doom / Sandwich
(Art of baseball cap / Art of inflatable mallet / Art of beeble)
2
— Lifelink3
— This creature must be blocked if able.Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.
illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S11/244
Narrow-Minded / Baloney / Fireworks
(Art of patrol robot / Art of eyes / Art of Wanderer's hat)
2
— Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.3
— Vigilance, reachillus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S12/244
Sticky / Kavu / Daredevil
(Art of mushroom cloud / Art of alien miner's helmet / Art of Krark's thumb)
2
— When this permanent dies, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.4
— Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S16/244
Goblin / Coward / Parade
(Art of mug / Art of spaceship / Art of donkey ears headband)
2
— Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.)3
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S17/244
Eternal / Acorn / Toast
(Art of alien / Art of bowler hat / Art of the Weatherlight)
2
— Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.3
— : Untap another target permanent.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S19/244
Demonic / Tourist / Laser
(Art of goldfish / Art of balloon / Art of Chandra wig)
2
— Outlast ( , : Put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. Outlast only as a sorcery.)3
— When this permanent dies, you get seven .illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S21/244
Cursed / Firebreathing / Yogurt
(Art of cavalier hat / Art of corn dog / Art of tentacled creature)
2
— Prowess, prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)5
— , : This permanent deals 2 damage to any target.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S22/244
Ancestral / Hot Dog / Minotaur
(Art of ticket / Art of ice cream sundae / Art of Garruk's helmet)
2
— Afflict 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 2 life.)3
— Flyingillus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S23/244
Giant / Mana / Cake
(Art of popcorn / Art of gorgon wig / Art of Avacyn's spear)
2
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with " , : You gain 3 life.")4
— When this permanent dies, you may destroy target nonland permanent.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S25/244
Snazzy / Aether / Homunculus
(Art of crown / Art of kazoo / Art of Mirari)
2
— : Target creature gains all creature types until end of turn.3
— Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S26/244
Space / Fungus / Snickerdoodle
(Art of jester's cap / Art of ice cream cone / Art of baby dragon)
2
— Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)3
— Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S29/244
Wrinkly / Monkey / Shenanigans
(Art of witch's hat / Art of spider / Art of Garruk's axe)
2
— : Target creature can't block this creature this turn.4
— Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn and this permanent is a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature and draw a card.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S31/244
Geek / Lotus / Warrior
(Art of cookies/ Art of balloon animal / Art of shark hat)
2
— : This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.4
— Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, that permanent deals 2 damage to target player.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S32/244
Primal / Elder / Kitty
(Art of triangle / Art of BOOM! / Art of clown wig)
2
— : This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.3
— When this creature dies, you may put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is this creature's power.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S33/244
Sassy / Gremlin / Blood
(Art of unicycle / Art of clown doll / Art of SPLASH!)
2
— Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token.5
— : This creature gains flying until end of turn.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S34/244
Yawgmoth / Merfolk / Soul
(Art of snake / Art of sword / Art of Ach! Hans, run!)
2
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, target player discards a card.5
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create five 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S35/244
Unassuming / Gelatinous / Serpent
(Art of rocket / Art of umbrella / Art of Catch!)
2
— When this permanent dies, return target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.4
— When this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player mills twice that many cards.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S36/244
Squishy / Sphinx / Ninja
(Art of atom / Art of wing / Art of Nope)
2
— Ward (Whenever this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays .)4
— Provoke (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S37/244
Weird / Angel / Flame
(Art of ray gun / Art of rubber ducky / Art of Help!)
2
— Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this permanent, put two +1/+1 counters on it.3
— Protection from even mana valuesillus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S42/244
Vampire / Champion / Fury
(Art of time gun / Art of Surprise! / Art of ornithopter)
2
— Hellbent — This creature gets +3/+3 as long as you have no cards in hand.4
— , Sacrifice this creature: It deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is its power.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S43/244
Trained / Blessed / Mind
(Art of Zap! / Art of red ball / Art of Nissa's staff)
2
— : Exile target card from a graveyard.3
— Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +4/+0 and gains trample.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S44/244
Unglued / Pea-Brained / Dinosaur
(Art of bowling ball / Art of vampire teeth / Art of danger sign)
2
— : Add . Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.4
— At the beginning of combat on your turn, target nonartifact creature you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature with flying until end of turn.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S45/244
Elemental / Time / Flamingo
(Art of sunglasses / Art of brain / Art of Presenting...)
2
— Exile this permanent: You may cast target nonland card from your graveyard this turn,4
— Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S46/244
Unstable / Robot / Dragon
(Art of golf club / Art of goggles / Art of Braaains...)
2
— : Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.4
— Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +5/+5 until end of turn.illus. Larissa Haenhelt, Mina Jeon, Daria Sergeyeva, Sam Burley # S47/244
Jetpack Janitor
Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
" 'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport those concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday."
illus. Tyler Walpole # 15/244
Leading Performance
Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with either of the chosen letters.
"If people are always on the edge of their seats, we can save money on chair backs." —Myra the Magnificent
illus. Tomek Larek # 18/244
Decision, Decisions
Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its name from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of the library in a random order.
To B, or not to B.
illus. Setor Fiadzigbey # 44/244
Disemvowel
Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I O , U , and Y.)
Without vowels, no one can hear you scream.
illus. Ralph Horsley # 71/244
Aardwolf's Advantage
Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
"My Abbatoir Ghoul deck is unstoppable. Wait, 1996 World Champion?" —Johnny, to Spike
illus. Tomek Larek # 97/244
Alpha Guard
When Alpha Guard enters the battlefield, choose a letter.
: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.
"Whimsy overflow in sector G! The gremlins are rampaging and the beebles are on fire!"
illus. Caroline Gariba # 129/244
_______ Bird Gets the Worm
Flying
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I , O , U and Y.)
It's not like anyone else really wanted it.
illus. Greg Staples # 5/244
A Good Day to Pie
Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand.
"What could be funnier than one big pie to the face? Unless . . . no. Could it be that simple?" —Pietra, Crafter of Clowns
illus. Zoltan Boros # 12/244
Wolf in _______ Clothing
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. If you do, up to X target creatures each get -1/-1 until end of turn, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I , O , U and Y.)
illus. April Prime # 95/244
_______ Goblin
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Add
for each vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I , O , U and Y.)The Astrotorium has never been a place for self-restraint.
illus. Chuck Lukacs # 107/244
_______-o-saurus
Trample
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I , O , U and Y.)
"Petting in the petting zoo is not advised." —Astrotorium waiver
illus. Leonardo Santanna # 148/244
Focused Funambulist
Flash
As Focused Funambulist enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on the empty side of the balancing pole. When you do, ask a person outside the game "Does this look balanced?" If they say yes, you may tap or untap target creature.
illus. Setor Fiadzigbey # 47/244
Unlawful Entry
Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever you put an art sticker on a creature, you may return Unlawful Entry from your graveyard to your hand.
"Glaxxar, Security Robot 254 has wandered off. After lunch, throw on a spacesuit and go find it." —Truss, chief engineer
illus. Francis Tneh # 62/244
Wee Champion
Whenever you place a sticker, Wee Champion gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If it's an art sticker, instead put a +1/+1 counter on Wee Champion.
Nobody had ever won the bear, but then again, nobody had ever wanted it quite as much.
illus. Raluca Marinescu # 127/244
Art Appreciation
Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art from a scale of 1 to 5, where 5 is the best. When they rate the art, up to that many target creatures can't block this turn.
There's no defending against public opinion.
illus. April Prime # 99/244
Aerialephant
Flying
When Aerialephant enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.Everyone wants to talk about the elephant in the room.
illus. Yangtian Li # 2/244
Glitterflitter
Flying
When Glitterflitter enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.There are no small parts, only small performers.
illus. Yangtian Li # 48/244
Minotaur de Force
Haste
When Minotaur de Force enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own."If I ever need a haircut, I just fall a little to the left."
illus. Gaboleps # 114/244
Chicken Troupe
Ward
(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays .)When Chicken Troupe enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other ride.
illus. Leonardo Santanna # 133/244
Finishing Move
You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.What the show lacks in historical accuracy, it makes up for in awesome submission holds.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 139/244
Stiltsrider
Reach
When Stiltsrider enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.Impossibly tall, improbably elegant.
illus. Leonardo Santanna # 157/244
Ticketomaton
When Ticketomaton enters the battlefield, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own."Please do not engage in debates on the nature of reality with the robot staff." —Astrotorium sign
illus. Michael Phillippi # 195/244
Prize Wall
Defender
, : You get .
, : You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Activate only as a sorcery.
"That bear's been there since the Astrotorium opened. I've seen it move." —Ernst, deep fry cook
illus. Andrea Radeck # 57/244
Blorbian Buddy
Trample
, : You get (a ticket counter).
When Captain Nebula tragically destroyed the planet Blorb-12 in a parking accident, Myra compensated the survivors with lifetime passes.
illus. Ernanda Souza # 131/244
Ticket Turbotubes
: Add one mana of any color.
, : You get (a ticket counter).
"WE ARE FILLED WITH TICKETS. WE ARE FILLED WITH PURPOSE."
illus. Matt Gaser # 194/244
Sanguine Sipper
Sanguine Sipper has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.
The midway offers every flavor under the sun, even to guests who need to stay out of it.
illus. Ernanda Souza # 26/244
Croakid Amphibonaut
Croakid Amphibonaut has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.
"I designed the Astrotorium's jetpacks to be lightweight and inexpensive. Nobody mentioned reliable." —Truss, chief engineer
illus. Gaboleps # 43/244
Scared Stiff
Scared Stiff has menace as long as you control a stickered permanent.
The horrors of Sorin's Haunted Mansion scared Hurrk half to life.
illus. José Parodi # 90/244
Big Winner
Big Winner has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.
The results of the test of strength were: Yes.
illus. Parente # 101/244
Grabby Tabby
Grabby Tabby has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.
The milk bottle toss is closed until the rules can be amended.
illus. Filipe Pagliuso # 140/244
Now You See Me . . .
Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.
With enough showmanship, even mundane items like playing cards or molecular teleporters can produce a mesmerizing spectacle.
illus. Sam Hogg # 20/244
Super-Duper Lost
Put target creature into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the number of doors you can see from your seat.
Fblthp decided to get some sleep, nestled among the plush Ajanis until morning.
illus. Vincent Christaens # 59/244
Questionable Cuisine
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's an artifact with "
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life"))May contain soy. May contain a deep void, chillingly hoarse and howling without voice. May contain gluten.
illus. Chuck Lukacs # 84/244
Amped Up
This spells costs
less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat.Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +3/+0 and gains haste.
Space can be a lawless place—far from the prying eyes of electrical inspectors.
illus. Jamroz Gary # 98/244
Mistakes Were Made
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.
In hindsight, Chandra's Incendiary Experience should never have been built next to Auntie Grub's House of Pitch.
illus. Ralph Horsley # 147/244
Clowning Around
Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
The Astrotorium's Clown-Bots are programmed to delight attendees by any means necessary.
illus. Ralph Horsley # 6/244
Boing!
Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of card equal to the result.
Sometimes the Astrotorium's stunts look dangerous because they absolutely are.
illus. Gaboleps # 40/244
Dissatisfied Customer
Flying, haste
When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
The mirrors weren't fun for everyone.
illus. Yangtian Li # 72/244
Six-Sided Die
Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die.
1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn.
2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it.
3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life.
4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
5 — Destroy it.
6 — Exile it.
illus. Ben Wootten # 92/244
Circuits Act
Roll three six-sided die. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Robot Clown artifact creature token.
Another day, another item Pietra has to add to the "do not juggle" database.
illus. Jakub Kasper # 103/244
Non-Human Cannonball
When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.
Designed for maximum impact, comedic and otherwise.
illus. Ralph Horsley # 115/244
Slight Malfunction
Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.
"Attention, valued patrons. The Tilt-o-Squirrel is now closed." —Astrotorium public address system
illus. Greg Bobrowski # 123/244
Vegetation Abomination
Deathtouch
, Sacrifice Vegetation Abomination: Roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
The animal and vegetable categories kind of merged over time.
illus. Mike Burns # 160/244
Bamboozling Beeble
Protection from Robots
, : The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
Myra bought beebles because they were cheaper than rubber ducks. Now the infestation is her largest expense.
illus. Jeff Miracola # 37/244
Scooch
Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result.
Draw a card.
"What? No, that's ridiculous! Of course the rat doesn't work for the park. I've never seen it before in my life!" —Monoxa, midway manager
illus. Filipe Pagliuso # 91/244
Xenosquirrels
Xenosquirrels enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from Xenosquirrels. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1.
"Hey Glaxxar, did you remember to seal the vents on the seat belt control module?" —Truss, chief engineer
illus. April Prime # 96/244
Eelectrocute
Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target.
You may cast Eelectrocute from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast Eelectrocute this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
The midway's games aren't so much rigged as they are insulated and grounded.
illus. Dave Greco # 106/244
Atomwheel Acrobats
Whenever you roll a 1 or 2, put that many +1/+1 counters on Atomwheel Acrobats.
: Roll a six-sided die.
"If the acrobatic show doesn't wow the audience, we have no one to blame but our elves." —Myra the Magnificent
illus. Tomek Larek # 130/244
Motion Sickness
Enchant creature
When Motion Sickness enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach Motion Sickness to target tapped creature.
illus. Raluca Marinescu # 53/244
Down for Repairs
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that player controls. (It's put into their junkyard.)
Safety twelfth.
illus. Igor Grechanyi # 73/244
Line Cutter
When Line Cutter enters the battlefield, roll to visit your Attractions.
Waiting is for chumps with flimsy spacesuits.
illus. Parente # 80/244
Soul Swindler
As long as you've visited an Attraction this turn, Soul Swindler has indestructible (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
When Soul Swindler enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
"Three tries to decide your fate! Fabulous prizes! Probably no untold torment!"
illus. Alexander Mokhov # 93/244
Step Right Up
Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
"Ah, the midway, beating heart of the—well, maybe the big top is the heart. If there were two hearts, then the midway—or the lings. Lungs or stomach!" —Captain Rex Nebula
illus. Bruce Brenneise # 94/244
Coming Attracton
Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
The Astrotorium adds new attractions almost as fast as Captain Nebula can crash them into asteroids.
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 135/244
An Incident Has Occurred
Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If yo do, you gain 3 life.
"So sorry, but, per our waiver, we're not responsible for 'things happening.' "
illus. Greg Bobrowski # 143/244
Draconian Gate-Bot
When Draconian Gate-Bot enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
"YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY."
illus. Ralph Horsley # 188/244
Ride Guide
When Ride Guide enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
"When riding Erebos's Whip, remember to keep your arms, legs, and any strange, flailing appendages inside the vehicle at all times."
illus. José Parodi # 24/244
Seasoned Buttoneer
When Seasoned Buttoneer enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Everyone comments on the buttons, but few appreciate the pedals.
illus. Tomek Larek # 58/244
Deadbeat Attendant
When Deadbeat Attendant enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Some people will hire anyone with a pulse. Myra isn't that picky.
illus. Sebastian Giacobino # 69/244
Rad Rascal
When Rad Rascal enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
"Rent a scooter and be just like Devil K. Nevil! Just don't go faster than the speed limit. Or jump over anything. Or catch on fire. Or break every bone in your body multiple times. Other than that, just like him!"
illus. Dmitry Burmak # 121/244
Petting Zookeeper
Reach
When Petting Zookeeper enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Calling it a "petting zoo" really saved on cages.
illus. Sebastian Giacobino # 150/244
Swinging Ship
Visit — After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.
LIGHTS: 2, 6
"I feel just like Kari Zev! Ragavan, set a course for Lathnu!" —Vorthos, Steward of Myth
illus. Mike Burns # 231a/244
Swinging Ship
Visit — After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.
LIGHTS: 4, 6
"A good ride should always feel like something has gone terribly wrong." —Salzon's Ride Review
illus. Mike Burns # 231b/244
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns
Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
, , Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
illus. Armand Baltazar # 176/244
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns
Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
, , Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
illus. Stephanie Buscema # 268/244
Autograph Book
Autograph Book enters the battlefield with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.
, , Remove a page counter from Autograph Book: Draw a card.
"It was a pleasure to meet me." —Captain Rex Nebula
illus. Ben Maier # 183/244
Spinnerette, Arachnobat
Reach
When Spinnerette, Arachnobat enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +2/+0 and has menace.
illus. David Semple # 271/244