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Apr 23, 2018 - Volrath's Motion Sensor
Apr 23, 2018 - Urza's Contact Lenses
Apr 23, 2018 - Timmy, Power Gamer
Apr 23, 2018 - The Cheese Stands Alone
Apr 23, 2018 - Temp of the Damned
Apr 23, 2018 - Team Spirit
Apr 23, 2018 - Strategy, Schmategy
Apr 23, 2018 - Squirrel Farm
Apr 23, 2018 - Spatula of the Ages
Apr 23, 2018 - Spark Fiend
Apr 23, 2018 - Sorry
Apr 23, 2018 - Sex Appeal
Apr 23, 2018 - Scissors Lizard
Apr 23, 2018 - Rock Lobster
Apr 23, 2018 - Ricochet
Apr 23, 2018 - Psychic Network
Apr 23, 2018 - Prismatic Wardrobe
Apr 23, 2018 - Poultrygeist
Apr 23, 2018 - Paper Tiger
Apr 23, 2018 - Ow
Apr 23, 2018 - Organ Harvest
Apr 23, 2018 - Once More with Feeling
Apr 23, 2018 - Miss Demeanor
Apr 23, 2018 - Mirror Mirror
Apr 23, 2018 - Mine, Mine, Mine!
Apr 23, 2018 - Mesa Chicken
Apr 23, 2018 - Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Apr 23, 2018 - Lexivore
Apr 23, 2018 - Landfill
Apr 23, 2018 - Krazy Kow
Apr 23, 2018 - Jumbo Imp
Apr 23, 2018 - Jester's Sombrero
Apr 23, 2018 - Jalum Grifter
Apr 23, 2018 - Jack-in-the-Mox
Apr 23, 2018 - Infernal Spawn of Evil
Apr 23, 2018 - Incoming!
Apr 23, 2018 - I'm Rubber, You're Glue
Apr 23, 2018 - Hurloon Wrangler
Apr 23, 2018 - Hungry Hungry Heifer
Apr 23, 2018 - Handcuffs
Apr 23, 2018 - Gus
Apr 23, 2018 - Growth Spurt
Apr 23, 2018 - Goblin Tutor
Apr 23, 2018 - Goblin Bowling Team
Apr 23, 2018 - Goblin Bookie
Apr 23, 2018 - Giant Fan
Apr 23, 2018 - Ghazbán Ogress
Apr 23, 2018 - Get a Life
Apr 23, 2018 - Gerrymandering
Apr 23, 2018 - Free-Range Chicken
Apr 23, 2018 - Free-for-All
Apr 23, 2018 - Fowl Play
Apr 23, 2018 - Flock of Rabid Sheep
Apr 23, 2018 - Elvish Impersonators
Apr 23, 2018 - Double Take
Apr 23, 2018 - Double Play
Apr 23, 2018 - Double Dip
Apr 23, 2018 - Double Deal
Apr 23, 2018 - Double Cross
Apr 23, 2018 - Denied!
Apr 23, 2018 - Deadhead
Apr 23, 2018 - Common Courtesy
Apr 23, 2018 - Clay Pigeon
Apr 23, 2018 - Clam-I-Am
Apr 23, 2018 - Clambassadors
Apr 23, 2018 - Clam Session
Apr 23, 2018 - Chicken Egg
Apr 23, 2018 - Chicken à la King
Apr 23, 2018 - Checks and Balances
Apr 23, 2018 - Charm School
Apr 23, 2018 - Chaos Confetti
Apr 23, 2018 - Censorship
Apr 23, 2018 - Cardboard Carapace
Apr 23, 2018 - Bureaucracy
Apr 23, 2018 - Bronze Calendar
Apr 23, 2018 - Blacker Lotus
Apr 23, 2018 - Ashnod's Coupon
Sep 3, 2013 - Zombie token card
Sep 3, 2013 - Swamp
Sep 3, 2013 - Squirrel token card
Sep 3, 2013 - Soldier token card
Sep 3, 2013 - Sheep token card
Sep 3, 2013 - Pegasus token card
Sep 3, 2013 - Plains
Sep 3, 2013 - Mountain
Sep 3, 2013 - Island
Sep 3, 2013 - Goblin token card
Sep 3, 2013 - Forest

Ashnod's Coupon

    0
Artifact

T, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Limit one per purchase. Valid only in participating duels. This coupon is nontransferable and invalid if shattered, crumbled, detonated, pillaged, or otherwise disenchanted. Cash value less than 1/20 of a cent. Offer not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where prohibited by law or the DCI.

illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr # 69/0

B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)

    B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B
Scariest Creature You’ll Ever See

B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card

more creatures.

illus. Douglas Shuler # 28/0

99/99

B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster, Right Side)

Scariest Creature You’ll Ever See

B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card

more creatures.

illus. Douglas Shuler # 29/0

Blacker Lotus

    0
Artifact

T: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

illus. Christopher Rush # 70/0

Bronze Calendar

    4
Artifact

Spells you cast cost 1 less to cast.

You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.

When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.

Every page holds a month, every date a numeral.

illus. Melissa A. Benson # 71/0

Bureaucracy

    3 U U
Enchantment

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.

When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").

illus. Mark Zug # 14/0

Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire

    3 R
Enchantment

Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player choose one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player.

illus. Richard Kane Ferguson # 40/0

Cardboard Carapace

    5 G
Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature

For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

. . . that exciting . . . about . . .

illus. Douglas Shuler # 54/0

Censorship

    U
Enchantment

As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.

Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card.

illus. CENSORED # 15/0

Chaos Confetti

    4
Artifact

4, T: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

And you thought that was just an urban legend.

illus. Mark Tedin # 72/0

Charm School

    2 W
Enchantment

As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.

When Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.

illus. Kaja Foglio # 1/0

Checks and Balances

    2 U
Enchantment

Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.

Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.

illus. David A. Cherry # 16/0

Chicken à la King

    1 U U
Creature - Chicken

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Chicken. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)

Tap an untapped Chicken you control: Roll a six-sided die.

During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while the others—well, just ran around.

illus. Mark Zug # 17/0

2/2

Chicken Egg

    1 R
Creature - Egg

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Chicken creature token.

"That's a lotta nuggets."—Jaya Ballard, task mage

illus. Christopher Rush # 41/0

0/1

Clam Session

    1 U U
Creature - Clamfolk

As Clam Session enters the battlefield, choose a word.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice Clam Session. You can't repeat a song.

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl . . . ."

illus. Randy Elliott # 20/0

2/5

Clambassadors

    3 U
Creature - Clamfolk

Whenever Clambassadors deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.

"Sorry we shelled your village—here's some gold."

illus. Randy Elliott # 18/0

4/4

Clam-I-Am

    2 U
Creature - Clamfolk

If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.

The Clams down in ClamvilleAll scootered and skittled—"The three is no more"The Clam fiddler fiddled.

illus. Randy Elliott # 19/0

2/2

Clay Pigeon

    3
Artifact Creature - Bird

Flying

1, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap Clay Pigeon. Otherwise, sacrifice it.

illus. D. Alexander Gregory # 73/0

1/1

Common Courtesy

    2 U U
Enchantment

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.

When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.

"You didn't say the Magic word."

illus. Mike Raabe # 21/0

Deadhead

    3 B
Creature - Zombie

0: Return Deadhead from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).

"I'm back from the Dead," the zombie moaned. "And they were far out, man."

illus. Daren Bader # 30/0

3/3

Denied!

    U
Instant

Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.

"Don't worry about it. It happens to every mage sooner or later."

illus. Quinton Hoover # 22/0

Double Cross

    3 B B
Sorcery

Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.

"You're in for a nasty butt-kickin'."

illus. Jeff Laubenstein # 31/0

Double Deal

    4 R
Sorcery

Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.

"I'm facing defeat, . . ."

illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr # 42/0

Double Dip

    4 W
Instant

Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.

In a duel and taking a lickin' . . .

illus. D. Alexander Gregory # 3/0

Double Play

    3 G G
Sorcery

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.

The wizard exclaimed, "I'm no chicken . . . ."

illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle # 55/0

Double Take

    3 U U
Instant

Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.

"But next time we meet, . . ."

illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle # 23/0

Elvish Impersonators

    3 G
Creature - Elves

As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

"Uh-hunh."

illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle # 56/0

*/*

Flock of Rabid Sheep

    X G G
Sorcery

Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.

And their bleating was like a wet salmon slapped upon the land—slap slap slap

illus. Anthony S. Waters # 57/0

Forest

Basic Land - Forest

illus. Terese Nielsen # 88/0

Fowl Play

    2 U
Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature is a Chicken with base power and toughness 1/1 and loses all abilities.

"I feel like chicken tonight"

illus. Mark Poole # 24/0

Free-for-All

    3 U
Enchantment

When Free-for-All enters the battlefield, exile all creatures face down.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with Free-for-All at random and puts it onto the battlefield.

When Free-for-All leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.

illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle # 25/0

Free-Range Chicken

    3 G
Creature - Chicken

1G: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for Free-Range Chicken, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, Free-Range Chicken gets +3/+3. If you roll a total of 6 for Free-Range Chicken later that turn, sacrifice it.)

illus. Mike Raabe # 58/0

3/3

Gerrymandering

    2 G
Sorcery

Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control.

illus. Doug Chaffee # 59/0

Get a Life

    W
Instant

Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.

Gimme five (Or whatever you got.)

illus. Melissa A. Benson # 4/0

Ghazbán Ogress

    G
Creature - Ogre

When Ghazbán Ogress enters the battlefield, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Ghazbán Ogress.

illus. Mike Raabe # 60/0

2/2

Giant Fan

    4
Artifact

2, T: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

Only a villain would unleash a giant fan on anyone

illus. Randy Gallegos # 74/0

Goblin Bookie

    R
Creature - Goblin

R, T: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate this ability only any time it makes sense.)

"Glok loved bets He'd sit in the bar all night an' laugh an' laugh. Hey—he still owes me."—Squee, goblin casino hand

illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle # 43/0

1/1

Goblin Bowling Team

    3 R
Creature - Goblin

If Goblin Bowling Team would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.

Flog was out of his league—this game wasn't up his alley, but the team couldn't spare him if he split.

illus. Pete Venters # 44/0

1/1

Goblin token card

(none)

illus. Pete Venters # 92/0

Goblin Tutor

    R
Instant

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

2 — A card named Goblin Tutor

3 — An enchantment card

4 — An artifact card

5 — A creature card

6 — An instant or sorcery card

illus. Quinton Hoover # 45/0

Growth Spurt

    1 G
Instant

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

MORE TO LOVE: Friendly, nature-loving, Bunyonesque SEM seeks SEF looking for a huge commitment. . . . seeks atog prince

illus. Jeff Laubenstein # 61/0

Gus

    2 G
Creature - Gus

Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.

"Now I lay me down to sleep What are you starin' at?"

illus. DiTerlizzi # 62/0

2/2

Handcuffs

    3 B B
Enchantment

As Handcuffs enters the battlefield, choose a player.

When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice Handcuffs and that player sacrifices three permanents.

"That was fun Now me."—Gwendlyn Di Corci

illus. Jeff Laubenstein # 32/0

Hungry Hungry Heifer

    2 G
Creature - Cow

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.

Mooo.

illus. Randy Gallegos # 63/0

3/3

Hurloon Wrangler

    2 R
Creature - Minotaur

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

"Nothing comes between me and my Didgeridoos™."

illus. Kaja Foglio # 46/0

2/2

I'm Rubber, You're Glue

    W W
Enchantment

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue.

Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.

illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle # 5/0

Incoming!

    4 G G G G
Sorcery

Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles their library.

illus. Quinton Hoover # 64/0

Infernal Spawn of Evil

    6 B B B
Creature - Beast

Flying, first strike

1B, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate this ability only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

illus. Ron Spencer # 33/0

7/7

Island

Basic Land - Island

illus. Daren Bader # 85/0

Jack-in-the-Mox

    0
Artifact

T: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.

1 — Sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and you lose 5 life.

2 — Add W.

3 — Add U.

4 — Add B.

5 — Add R.

6 — Add G.

illus. Dan Frazier # 75/0

Jalum Grifter

    3 R R
Legendary Creature - Devil

1R, T: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.

illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle # 47/0

3/5

Jester's Sombrero

    2
Artifact

2, T, Sacrifice Jester's Sombrero: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.

"¡Yo quiero Kormus Bell"

illus. Dan Frazier # 76/0

Jumbo Imp

    2 B
Creature - Imp

Flying

As Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on Jumbo Imp equal to the result.

At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from Jumbo Imp equal to the result.

illus. Pete Venters # 34/0

0/0

Knight of the Hokey Pokey

    W W
Creature - Knight

First strike

1W, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, put your right foot in. Put your right foot out. Put your right foot in. Shake it all about. Repeat this process for your left foot, right arm, left arm, and whole self.)

That's what it's all about.

illus. Kev Walker # 6/0

2/2

Krazy Kow

    3 R
Creature - Cow

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

"I got your milk right here"

illus. Ron Spencer # 48/0

3/3

Landfill

    4 R
Sorcery

Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.

illus. Daren Bader # 49/0

Lexivore

    3 W
Creature - Beast

Whenever Lexivore deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than Lexivore with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.)

Plucking the chicken—Elvish expression meaning "flinging the monkey"

illus. Daniel Gelon # 7/0

2/3

Look at Me, I'm the DCI

    5 W W
Sorcery

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

Few understand the DCI's rigorous decision-making process.

illus. Mark Rosewater # 8/0

Mesa Chicken

    W W
Creature - Chicken

Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains flying until end of turn.

"Lo lord of layers proudly comb-crestedHero to hens father to feathersCrowing sun-caller weaver of wattleElder to eggs."—Rooster Saga

illus. Kev Walker # 9/0

2/2

Mine, Mine, Mine!

    4 G G
Enchantment

When Mine, Mine, Mine enters the battlefield, each player puts their library into their hand.

Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.

Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.

When Mine, Mine, Mine leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.

illus. Heather Hudson # 65/0

Mirror Mirror

    7
Artifact

Mirror Mirror enters the battlefield tapped.

7, T, Sacrifice Mirror Mirror: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.

illus. Kaja Foglio # 77/0

Miss Demeanor

    3 W
Creature - Lady of Proper Etiquette

Flying, first strike

At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice Miss Demeanor.

Even war can be civil.

illus. Matthew Wilson # 10/0

3/1

Mountain

Basic Land - Mountain

illus. Tom Wänerstrand # 87/0

Once More with Feeling

    W W W W
Sorcery

Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling.

DCI ruling — A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling.

If yo . . . ted.

illus. Terese Nielsen # 11/0

Organ Harvest

    B
Sorcery

Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add BB.

"Lucy, you've got some spleenin' to do."

illus. Terese Nielsen # 35/0

Ow

    B
Enchantment

Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.

Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?

illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr # 36/0

Paper Tiger

    4
Artifact Creature - Cat

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

The tiger is always quick to fold.

illus. Heather Hudson # 78/0

4/3

Pegasus token card

(none)

illus. Mark Zug # 89/0

Plains

Basic Land - Plains

illus. Christopher Rush # 84/0

Poultrygeist

    2 B
Creature - Chicken

Flying

Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.

Farmer Brown never ate eggs again.

illus. Daren Bader # 37/0

1/1

Prismatic Wardrobe

    W
Sorcery

Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.

"Spring in Dominaria means pastels"—Excerpt from Mage's Home Journal

illus. D. Alexander Gregory # 12/0

Psychic Network

    U
Enchantment

Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle # 26/0

Ricochet

    R
Enchantment

Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.

illus. David A. Cherry # 50/0

Rock Lobster

    4
Artifact Creature - Lobster

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Many take the lobster for granite.

illus. Heather Hudson # 79/0

4/3

Scissors Lizard

    4
Artifact Creature - Lizard

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

Nothing beats the lizard's shear power.

illus. Heather Hudson # 80/0

4/3

Sex Appeal

    W
Instant

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.

illus. Matthew Wilson # 13/0

Sheep token card

(none)

illus. Kev Walker # 93/0

Soldier token card

(none)

illus. Daren Bader # 90/0

Sorry

    U U
Enchantment

Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell.

Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.

illus. Kaja Foglio # 27/0

Spark Fiend

    4 R
Creature - Beast

When Spark Fiend enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.

illus. Pete Venters # 51/0

5/6

Spatula of the Ages

    4
Artifact

4, T, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

At last Urza's powers were focused through the incredible artifact."Who wants pancakes?" he asked.

illus. Melissa A. Benson # 81/0

Squirrel Farm

    2 G
Enchantment

1G: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

"And the ignorant shall fall to the squirrels."—Chip 2:54

illus. Ron Spencer # 66/0

Squirrel token card

(none)

illus. Ron Spencer # 94/0

Strategy, Schmategy

    1 R
Sorcery

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.

1 — Do nothing.

2 — Destroy all artifacts.

3 — Destroy all lands.

4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.

6 — Repeat this process two more times.

illus. Daniel Gelon # 52/0

Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

illus. Mark Zug # 86/0

Team Spirit

    2 G
Instant

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Due to some late-night partying, the chicken missed the group photo.

illus. Terese Nielsen # 67/0

Temp of the Damned

    2 B
Creature - Zombie

As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.

At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can't, sacrifice it.

"Not the graveyard shift again"

illus. Adam Rex # 38/0

3/3

The Cheese Stands Alone

    4 W W
Enchantment

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

The meat, on the other hand, has frequent visitors.

illus. Randy Elliott # 2/0

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service

    X X X R R
Sorcery

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

The number printed on the card is no longer in service. For help, go to wizards.custhelp.com or find us on Twitter @Wizards_Help.

illus. Melissa A. Benson # 53/0

Timmy, Power Gamer

    2 G G
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer

4: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

"Just wait till I get my Leviathan . . . ."

illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr # 68/0

1/1

Urza's Contact Lenses

    0
Artifact

Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped.

Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step.

As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.

Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.

illus. David A. Cherry # 82/0

Urza's Science Fair Project

    6
Artifact Creature - Construct

2: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result.

1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.

3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.

4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.

5 — It gains flying until end of turn.

6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle # 83/0

4/4

Volrath's Motion Sensor

    B
Enchantment - Aura

Enchant player

As Volrath's Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances Volrath's Motion Sensor on the back of that hand.

When Volrath's Motion Sensor falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice Volrath's Motion Sensor and enchanted player loses 3 life.

illus. Mark Tedin # 39/0

Zombie token card

(none)

illus. Christopher Rush # 91/0