MTG Salvation

Whenever you crank Accessories to Murder, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Flying

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Whenever you crank Applied Aeronautics, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Whenever you crank Arms Depot, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "T: You gain 3 life."

Whenever you crank Bee-Bee Gun, until end of turn, target creature gains "2: This creature fights another target creature."

Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian.

Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Buzz Buggy, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

As Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle enters the battlefield, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.

• Whack — T: Target player loses 2 life.

• Doodle — T: You gain 3 life.

• Buzz — 2, T: Draw a card.

4, T: Move the CRANK counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.

Flying

4: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)

2, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.

Whenever you crank Deadly Poison Sampler, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life.

Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Whenever you crank Dual Doomsuits, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.

Whenever you crank Duplication Device, until end of turn, target creature becomes a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.

0: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only any opponent may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair.

2, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.

1, T: Scry 2.

1, T, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

7, T, Sacrifice Everythingamajig: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.

2, T: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you have no cards in hand.

8, T: You gain 10 life.

4, T, Sacrifice Everythingamajig: You may put a silver-bordered permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

1: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add CC to your mana pool. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant.

3, T: Target player discards a card. Activate this ability only during your turn.

X: Everythingamajig becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.

T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

1, T: Say the flavor text on the card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.

8, T: Everythingamajig deals 12 damage to target creature.

Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.

Sacrifice a creature: Add CC to your mana pool.

2, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

1, T: Scry 2.

1, T, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

7, T, Sacrifice Everythingamajig: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange all cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.

Whenever you crank Faerie Aerie, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever you crank Genetic Recombinator, up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Gift Horse, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.

Whenever you crank Gnomeball Machine, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

When this creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Whenever you crank Goblin Slingshot, creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Guest List, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard.

2, T: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.

Whenever you crank Hard Hat Area, roll two six-sided dice. Hard Hat Area assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Whenever you crank Inflation Station, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Insufferable Syphon, target player discards a card.

Whenever you crank Jamming Device, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.

5, T, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you crank Lackey Recycler, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Equipped creature has "T: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."

Equip 2

T: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower,

target player adds C. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.

Whenever you crank Mandatory Friendship Shackles, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, Modular Monstrosity gains that ability. Otherwise, Modular Monstrosity loses all keyword abilities.

Whenever you crank Neural Network, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Oaken Power Suit, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Whenever you crank Optical Optimizer, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "T: Draw a card."

Whenever you crank Pet Project, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)

Equip 2

Whenever you crank Quick-Stick Lick Trick, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Rapid Prototyper, create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

Whenever you crank Record Store, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Whenever you crank Refibrillator, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,

Augment 2 (2, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever you crank Sap Sucker, add G. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

When Split Screen enters the battlefield, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it.

Play with your libraries' top cards revealed.

When Split Screen leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.

As Staff of the Letter Magus enters the battlefield, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.

Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.