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  • published the article "Pretty Fly for a Jedi"-- something silly in my head
    I've had this idea bouncing around my head for some days now, in bits and pieces.

    CHORUS
    Give it to me Padme
    (uh-huh, uh-huh)
    Give it to me Padme
    (uh-huh, uh-huh)
    Give it to me Padme
    (uh-huh, uh-huh)
    And all the masters say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi

    .....

    When eighteen years had passed, he was a Padawan no more
    Instead he was the pride and joy of the practice floor
    He could slash and hack for hours and he would never get slow
    He could kill a Rancor with a single cleaving blow

    The masters praised his skill, they applauded his guts
    They never saw him kill a gaggle of Tusken Raider tots
    It made him feel so bad for feeling glad
    That they were all dead, that they were all dead
    It was a warning sign they didn't see that time
    But his turn to the Dark Side started with that crime

    Come on, draw your lightsaber
    Hey, hey, do that Jedi thing

    .... (not sure what next)

    (Repeat CHORUS)

    ..... (something that rhymes with kids)
    And then he went into a temple to kill all the Jedi kids
    I'm pretty sure that's not good at all
    How far did you fall, how far did you fall
    You were the Chosen One, where has your goodness gone
    You're not the same Padawan I treated like a son

    Come on, draw your lightsaber
    I'm gonna take you down, Darth Vader
    ..... (something that rhymes with Vader)
    Hey, hey, do that Jedi thing

    (Repeat CHORUS)
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