I've had this idea bouncing around my head for some days now, in bits and pieces.
CHORUS
Give it to me Padme
(uh-huh, uh-huh)
Give it to me Padme
(uh-huh, uh-huh)
Give it to me Padme
(uh-huh, uh-huh)
And all the masters say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi
.....
When eighteen years had passed, he was a Padawan no more
Instead he was the pride and joy of the practice floor
He could slash and hack for hours and he would never get slow
He could kill a Rancor with a single cleaving blow
The masters praised his skill, they applauded his guts
They never saw him kill a gaggle of Tusken Raider tots
It made him feel so bad for feeling glad
That they were all dead, that they were all dead
It was a warning sign they didn't see that time
But his turn to the Dark Side started with that crime
Come on, draw your lightsaber
Hey, hey, do that Jedi thing
.... (not sure what next)
(Repeat CHORUS)
..... (something that rhymes with kids)
And then he went into a temple to kill all the Jedi kids
I'm pretty sure that's not good at all
How far did you fall, how far did you fall
You were the Chosen One, where has your goodness gone
You're not the same Padawan I treated like a son
Come on, draw your lightsaber
I'm gonna take you down, Darth Vader
..... (something that rhymes with Vader)
Hey, hey, do that Jedi thing
(Repeat CHORUS)
- Jun 13, 2013 published the article Posted in: "Pretty Fly for a Jedi"-- something silly in my head