MTG Salvation

Lingering Plague :symb::symb::symb:
Enchantment
Fading 4
All creatures get -1/-1 for each Fading counter on ~.
Ethereal- Pay 2 life. (When ~ is put into your graveyard, you may pay 2 life. If you do, shuffle ~ back into your library instead. Otherwise, remove it from the game.)

Aquameoba :1mana::symu::symu:
Creature-Beast 1/2
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool.
:symu::symu:, sacrifice ~: Untap all Islands you control.

Hornet Cannon

Ingenious Revival :4mana::symb:
Enchantment
:symb::symb:, pay 2 life, remove two creatures in your graveyard from the game: Return to play target creature in any graveyard to play under your control.
Creatures returned to play this way gain "During your upkeep, pay and 1 life. If you don't, it's owner's gains control of ~ and loses 3 life."

Open-seas Hunter :3mana::symu::symu:
Creature- Shark 4/4
Islandhome
If ~ blocks or is blocked by a blue creature, destroy that creature and put a +1/+1 counter on ~. Creatures destroyed this way can't regenerate.
"Free swim? I think you mean 'free lunch.'"

Dragonstralker :2mana::symw::symr:
Creature- Soldier 2/3
Whenever a dragon comes into play, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
:symw::symw:, remove two +1/+1 counters, :symtap:: Destroy target Dragon. It can't regenerate.

Mask of the Mimic

Makai Kingdom... orphaned girl? are you talking about Trenia?
i thought Makai Kingdom was about Overlord Zetta, who is trying to regain his true form after combining himself with the 'Sacred Tome' hence the title: Makai Kingdom: Chronicles of the Sacred Tome... wait, i have that game... it's been out for a while...
haven't finished it yet- just like Disgaea...

Jaws from the Depths :2mana::symu::symu::symu:
Creature- Shark 6/6
Trample
Islandhome (Can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. Sacrifice ~ when you don't control any Islands.)

one of my favorite band's label has 'leaked' their album that's due out tomorrow, for a limited time.
Nonpoint's To The Pain.
this is the best i've heard them, their heaviest since Statement. if i miss seeing the in concert, i will be VERY UNHAPPY!

i would go out tomorrow to get it, but listening to the 'leak' will have to do until next week, when i go to pick up a game i pre-ordered (no, not DQVIII- Wild Arms: Alter Code F. i waited a year for this game.)

Za-onnicale Spiremonger :symb::symub::symu::symuw::symw::symwb:
Creature- Dreadnaught Mutant 8/8
~ can block as though it had flying.
~ can block upto four creatures each combat.
:symb::symuw:, discard a card at random: Destroy target creature. It can't regenerate.
:symu::symwb:, discard a card at random: Counter target spell.
:symw::symub:, discard a card at random: You gain 6 life.

next up: Sharks!

Contaminted Seas :3mana::symb::symg:
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a land. If you can't, you lose 3 life.
All Islands and lands that could produce gain "Whenever ~ land is tapped for mana, you lose 1 life."
:xmana::2mana::symg::symb:, pay X life, sacrifice ~: Destroy X Islands.
"Is that wave SUPPOSED to be purple or is it just me?" - Isra, Master Fisherman

Nevermind tomorrow.

Reliable Source :1mana::symu:
Instant
Return target creature an opponent controls to it's owner's hand, unless it's controller lets you draw a card.
Retrospect- you drew a card this way. (When ~ is put into your graveyard, if you drew a card this way, search your library for a copy of this spell, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards.)

Tickertape Parade

Urborg Swampbeast :5mana::symb::symb::symb:
Creature- Dreadnaught 7/7
:symb:, sacrifice a Zombie: ~ gains Fear until end of turn.
All other black creatures you control get +1/-1.

Openmindedness :3mana::symu:
Enchantment
:symu::symu:: Each player looks at the top four cards of their library and put them back in any order.
:1mana::symu::symu:: Each player shuffles their library.

Lich's Tomb
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose half your life, round up.
If you would lose the game, instead sacrifice ~. Until the end of your next turn, you can't loose the game. At the end of that turn, you lose the game.

Mirri's Guile

Harbinger of Fate's Fall
Legendary Creature- Spirit 1/1
Void
At the beginning of your upkeep, if ~ is in your graveyard, you may pay :1mana::symb::symb::symb: and half your life, round up. If you do, ~ gains "If ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices X permanents and loses X life, where X is the number of cards in that player's graveyard."

next- Death Throes- (effect) (If this permanent is put into your graveyard from play, <the effect resolves>.)
basically what False Prophet, Plague Dogs and Yavimaya Elder does.