Tobias, Guardian of Whitford 1WBURG
Legendary Creature - Lord
~This~ gets +1/+2 if you control Tooth of Ramos, +2/+1 if you control Heart of Ramos, "1B: Regenrate" if you control Skull of Ramos, trample if you control Horn of Ramos, flying if you control Eye of Ramos, Rampage 2 if you control Henge of Ramos and Ramos-walk if you control Henge Guardian (if defending player controls any of the Ramos artifacts, this creature is unblockable).
4/4 "Tobias cared for Whitford and all of its residents, no matter their age, colour and race...unless they were Demon, in which case he banished them to Clevedon".
Banana of Steel 5
Legendary Artifact
When ~this~ comes into play, target creature becomes mushy (it can't attack or block and loses all abilities). 6: ~this~ becomes a copy of target Mushy creature, except for its name, until end of turn. The targeted creature becomes Solid at end of turn (it is no longer Mushy). 5,t: Target creature becomes Mushy.
Rains of Doom 3RB
Instant
Destroy target creature. If that creature was a Dragon, Rains of Doom deals 5 damage to target creature or player. "I never knew how insanely combustible Dragons actually were....."
New text: "Hey Master, check this out! It's like a giant...well, giant!" *Turns around*. "Master, wait for me!" - Last words of the Apprentice
EDIT: Changed 4 damage to destroy...makes the "insanely combustible" part more effective...it dies, then explodes, killing something else off :).
As an additional cost to play ~this~, sacrifice two cratures. Target opponent chooses one of the sacrificed creatures. That opponent then loses life equal to the converted mana cost of the creature he or she chose, and you gain life equal to the converted mana cost of the other creature sacrificed this way.
Snow-Covered Swamp
Legendary Land T: Add BW to your mana pool. ~This~ deals 2 damage to you.
Whenever lands you control become the target of a spell or ability, you may untap ~this~ and 1 other target land.
Legendary Creature - Lord
~This~ gets +1/+2 if you control Tooth of Ramos, +2/+1 if you control Heart of Ramos, "1B: Regenrate" if you control Skull of Ramos, trample if you control Horn of Ramos, flying if you control Eye of Ramos, Rampage 2 if you control Henge of Ramos and Ramos-walk if you control Henge Guardian (if defending player controls any of the Ramos artifacts, this creature is unblockable).
4/4
"Tobias cared for Whitford and all of its residents, no matter their age, colour and race...unless they were Demon, in which case he banished them to Clevedon".
Legendary Artifact
When ~this~ comes into play, target creature becomes mushy (it can't attack or block and loses all abilities).
6: ~this~ becomes a copy of target Mushy creature, except for its name, until end of turn. The targeted creature becomes Solid at end of turn (it is no longer Mushy).
5,t: Target creature becomes Mushy.
Instant
Destroy target creature. If that creature was a Dragon, Rains of Doom deals 5 damage to target creature or player.
"I never knew how insanely combustible Dragons actually were....."
New text: "Hey Master, check this out! It's like a giant...well, giant!" *Turns around*. "Master, wait for me!" - Last words of the Apprentice
EDIT: Changed 4 damage to destroy...makes the "insanely combustible" part more effective...it dies, then explodes, killing something else off :).
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~this~, sacrifice two cratures. Target opponent chooses one of the sacrificed creatures. That opponent then loses life equal to the converted mana cost of the creature he or she chose, and you gain life equal to the converted mana cost of the other creature sacrificed this way.
Next: Ravenous Baloth
Legendary Land
T: Add BW to your mana pool. ~This~ deals 2 damage to you.
Whenever lands you control become the target of a spell or ability, you may untap ~this~ and 1 other target land.
Next: Goryo's Vengeance