I've played many a game with this, and it's a great combo. Your mana curve guarantees you'll be able to play your creatures. You can have a decent field on turn one. If you're looking to troll, it's perfect. Sideboard Accorder's Shield and Terramorphic Expanse for great justice.
You asked for a troll deck, this one is one of the best.
Prices in standard are kind of ridiculous, especially since it constantly seems to change with whatever deck is popular right now. JTMS, we can all agree, is an example of price-gouging on a piece of cardboard just because it has strong abilities. I have reason to doubt that cardboard and ink is really worth $80. The only reason for these exorbitant costs is because sellers are just looking to make a quick buck.
Umad Brah 0
Legendary Creature-Troll
Haste, shroud, protection from everything, flash, cannot be countered.
Tap: All opponents lose the game. 1, Tap: Target player loses the game.
0/1
Flavor Text: "And it's not the game you're thinking of."
In attachment. A few others included.
"First Unhinged, then Unglued, and now Unfunny!"
Umad Brah 0
Legendary Creature-Troll
Haste, shroud, protection from everything, flash, cannot be countered.
Tap: All opponents lose the game. 1, Tap: Target player loses the game.
0/1
Flavor Text: "And it's not the game you're thinking of."
The goal is simple: compleat all opponents via early counters and proliferation. Also, Grave Titan+Phyresis=much shenanigans. I usually don't use a sideboard in casual, but if anyone's got any ideas for one, I'm open to them. Discuss.
WUBRG
Why all colors? Glad you asked. For one thing, I have decks in all colors, and drift around in using them. Also, if I were to find myself with a spark, I would go out of my way to acquire as much power as I could. However, due to both my balanced base and personality, I probably wouldn't be going out trying to cause a Conflux, or take over the multiverse. I would work towards my own improvement, and the protection of innocents(ends justify the means tactics are an option, of course). However, my goodness only lasts so far. Anger me, and you might run the risk of annihilation. And with the Mirrans' gradual defeat, my policy on plane conquest might change, because clearly the planeswalkers already on Mirrodin aren't helping. Using Phyrexians against other Phyrexians does of course get amusing. Also, if things aren't going the way I like, a little control is good. I am not exactly one who likes defeat. With that said.....
Rival of BolasWUBRG
+2: Choose one: Destroy Target permanent or gain 8 life.
-1: Choose one: Add WUBRG to your mana pool or search your library for a permanent and put it onto the battlefield.
-14: Gain control of all permanents on the battlefield. All opponents discard their hands.
Nerdy? Yes. Broken as all hell? Most definitely. Possibly not even a logical lineup of abilities? I would not be surprised.
Could I get a signature banner? I'd like it to say "We Will Restore Mirrodin", and have Mirran Crusader and the Vulshok guy from Rally the Forces, as well as anything else you think will fit in. Thanks.
When you make this thread.When you are planning to get a job just so you can buy Koth and Agent of Bolas for your mono-red and artifact decks, respectively.
2 Ornithopter
2 Mox Opal
1 Memnite
I've played many a game with this, and it's a great combo. Your mana curve guarantees you'll be able to play your creatures. You can have a decent field on turn one. If you're looking to troll, it's perfect. Sideboard Accorder's Shield and Terramorphic Expanse for great justice.
You asked for a troll deck, this one is one of the best.
In attachment. A few others included.
"First Unhinged, then Unglued, and now Unfunny!"
Legendary Creature-Troll
Haste, shroud, protection from everything, flash, cannot be countered.
Tap: All opponents lose the game.
1, Tap: Target player loses the game.
0/1
Flavor Text: "And it's not the game you're thinking of."
12 Island
14 Swamp
1 Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon
1 Grave Titan
1 Necrotic Ooze
4 Phyrexian Crusader
1 Flesh-Eater Imp
1 Phyrexian Juggernaut
2 Thrummingbird
1 Septic Rats
2 Vedalken Anatomist
2 Plague Myr
1 Wall of Frost
1 Contagious Nim
2 Plague Stinger
2 Flensermite
1 Inexorable Tide
1 Contagion Engine
4 Contagion Clasp
1 Trigon of Corruption
1 Piston Sledge
1 Trusty Machete
4 Go for the Throat
2 Doom Blade
4 Virulent Wound
1 Phyresis
1 Steady Progress
2 Fuel for the Cause
2 Turn the Tide
The goal is simple: compleat all opponents via early counters and proliferation. Also, Grave Titan+Phyresis=much shenanigans. I usually don't use a sideboard in casual, but if anyone's got any ideas for one, I'm open to them. Discuss.
Why all colors? Glad you asked. For one thing, I have decks in all colors, and drift around in using them. Also, if I were to find myself with a spark, I would go out of my way to acquire as much power as I could. However, due to both my balanced base and personality, I probably wouldn't be going out trying to cause a Conflux, or take over the multiverse. I would work towards my own improvement, and the protection of innocents(ends justify the means tactics are an option, of course). However, my goodness only lasts so far. Anger me, and you might run the risk of annihilation. And with the Mirrans' gradual defeat, my policy on plane conquest might change, because clearly the planeswalkers already on Mirrodin aren't helping. Using Phyrexians against other Phyrexians does of course get amusing. Also, if things aren't going the way I like, a little control is good. I am not exactly one who likes defeat. With that said.....
Rival of Bolas WUBRG
+2: Choose one: Destroy Target permanent or gain 8 life.
-1: Choose one: Add WUBRG to your mana pool or search your library for a permanent and put it onto the battlefield.
-14: Gain control of all permanents on the battlefield. All opponents discard their hands.
Nerdy? Yes. Broken as all hell? Most definitely. Possibly not even a logical lineup of abilities? I would not be surprised.