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kpaca posted a message on Closure of the GutterOh, well you're a cone.Posted in: Community Discussion
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TheEndIsNear posted a message on Let's see how many times I can get this post thanked.Lets see if I can get more thanks than OP!Posted in: the Speakeasy -
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Wuffles_II posted a message on Ready, Aim, FIRE XV1 Part 7, Round 1!A tumbleweed rolls through RAFville as the two titans face off.Posted in: Other Forum Games
Iso, dressed in an excellent imitation of John Wayne, sneers at Artifice as he cracks his fingers, perched half an inch from the unfastened gun holster at his side. His aviators reflect the sun, as he, eyes narrowed, looks his target up and down.
Artifice, dressed to match in an excellent imitation of Dame Edna, smacks its lips down its ridiculous pink-rimmed sunglasses at the cowboy, its fingers inside a large, wriggling purse, as it hungrily drinks the silouette of Iso in.
The blazing noon sun reflects off Iso's sunglasses as the two stand, frozen in time for a moment, evaluating their enemy.
Suddenly, their moment is interrupted by the sound of screaming from above. Prophylaxis falls from the sky, frantically flapping his arms and cawing like a boss. He clearly believed he could fly, which is why he just jumped from a plane two thousand feet up.
An audible spine-breaking, organ-liquefying sound spurs the two duellists to action.
They reach for their weapons, Iso, a foot-long Magnum .44, and Artifice, a large eel.
Artifice hurls the eel at Iso, and at the same time iso fans the hammer, sending six bullets thudding into Artifice, who sings a single verse of a song, then, with a sigh of release, sinks to the ground, dead.
"When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, THAT'S A MORAYYYY..."
The eel, meanwhile, latched onto Iso's cheek, eats him. Messily.
All contestants have DIED! NO POINTS!
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with your bullets
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