Now now this must be the first time I've ever seen three souls being auctioned at one time . Now when I was a lad...
I suppose that sparing you from that lengthy lecture, shall be my first bid.
Tho my second bid will be shall be the option of hearing the lecture anyway.
My third bid, however, shall be a quite magnificent feast. Filled with Turkey, beans, cranberry sauce, the souls of five fat children named; Billy, Bobby, and Josephine Yolanda Johan Yentziee; 17 different cheeses, 80 gallons of eggnog, beer, and the mystery of liquid which tastes just like your favorite drink, but it's actually healthy for you. The absence of or presence of depending on which you prefer, every vegetable under the sun, every dish will be garnished with $300,000 bills, every plate cup and eating utensils shall be crafted of the finest platinum-gold-Diamond alloy.
My fourth bid shall be the gift of friendship, my friendship is a mutually beneficial situation, for I need friends to live and those who seems not be my friend mysteriously go missing and are found weeks later in the ditch somewhere....
My fifth bid shall be the countries of Transylvania, Sweden, Afghanistan, and Ethiopia. These countries may not seem to be the "best" in the world, but they sure got me through hard times the easy times were just as good.
My sixth bid shall be the secret of life. Now secret of life isn't really a big mystery any more but rather the secret of life shall be rewritten in your honor, name, and image.
My seventh bid, probably the most magnificent of them all yet, shall be 17 Betty Bucks good for up to $17 million in plastic surgery, with this, you could look like anyone, or if you were really malicious, make someone look like anyone you wanted.
My eighth bid shall consist of 17 letters the letters being A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. and S. Now I know what you're thinking, "Now Cal, thats 18 letters." if you recall, a previous bid . I mention giving you my friendship that 18th letter is a symbol of our friendship. Many more things to follow.
My ninth bid is of extremely high value, sentimental and otherwise. To you I offer the source code a very first C program I ever wrote.
My 10th bid is the promise of a new day, every day from this day forward, the sun shall rise without need of a human sacrifice. I don't if you are Aztec . but even if you're not you have the assurance that I will uphold this offer. (I'll call in favor with the sun god)
My 11th bid shall be the superpower, the ability to detect all prime numbers from one to 100 million times 10 to the infiniteth power squared.(1-100X10^∞²)²
My 12 bid shall consist of every item in my pocket excluding the lint but as a bonus special supply you with 12,000 lbs. of dry dog food . the brand being of your choice to be delivered in any amount to any location no questions asked.
My 13th bid shall be all of the good luck the world, including every four leaf clover, lucky nickel, and lucky pencil eraser within 10 mi. radius .
My 14th bid shall be my army of leprechauns kept secret for centuries to do your bidding, chores, homework, sandwich making, sandwich eating, butt wipeing, message board checking, school attending, playacting, scriptwriting, room cleaning, friend making, income tax returns, leprechaun training, dishwashing, lawnmowing, stitchery, ditch digging, date taking, hydroponic tomato farming, doomsday weaving, long post reading, papermaking, law exploiting, log splitting, lag-enduring-for-really-long-times, and other mandatory functions.
My 15th bid shall be a little house boy named Pablo. To do, all that leprechauns can't...basically little Pablo is just good for doing backflips on command, but hey, with the leprechauns and little Pablo combined you have a task force which can accomplish any task, including entertain you with backflips while they do your bidding!
My 16th bid shall be every item from every previous bid in this form. but with a bonus every quantity specified is increased by three.
The 17th bid shall be a bad the size of seven king-sized beds combined. Other shall be no ordinary extremely huge bed. For inside of it shall be supported with air or water springs, accompanied by pixies for your sleeping pleasure.
My 18th bid shall be the software that I used to type this-voice to text software... As you can see it can come in quite handy when writing term papers or bidding on the whole 3 souls at once!
My 19th bid shall be null. This null to be filled in by whatever you wish, excluding things that you actually do not wish are just wishing for for the sake of wishing.
My 20th bid shall be the recipe for Sake. The Japanese beer loved by all hated by none except for a small Korean boy named Brady, who lives in my closet.
My 21st bid is the guarantee of the destruction of the alleged "Napster goblins".their heads shall be posted for all to see on steak of fine floss.
My 22nd bid is for the guarantee that I shall no longer make any bids of equivalent size length or appearance to this particular one.
my 23rd and last bid for the moment,shall be a custom-made and animated avatar or "sprite".
Granted! (you are now morally obligated to do so Mr. kodama_of_no_tree)
And in a double whammy granting decision I have granted elf boys wish-[see sig]-
I wish my wishes could never be revoked or changed.
granted but master is a metaphorical title, you're actually extremely bad, and have cancer in your good hand that will cause your death in the next 35 seconds of reading this, but atleast you die happy doing what you wanted to do!
I wish my sense of humor wasent as warped as it is
in a unanimous 4-7 decision you wish has been denied for the following reasions:Lack of specification/excessive specificaion; It has not been submitted in class00-021-3ª wish request format or has been submitted at a time of inconvience.
I wish my kazoo was +5 vorpral with greater geanie summoning ∞ charge
I grant your wish...kank loves to play with our minds...
I wish I had.... eh.. a kazoo?
I suppose that sparing you from that lengthy lecture, shall be my first bid.
Tho my second bid will be shall be the option of hearing the lecture anyway.
My third bid, however, shall be a quite magnificent feast. Filled with Turkey, beans, cranberry sauce, the souls of five fat children named; Billy, Bobby, and Josephine Yolanda Johan Yentziee; 17 different cheeses, 80 gallons of eggnog, beer, and the mystery of liquid which tastes just like your favorite drink, but it's actually healthy for you. The absence of or presence of depending on which you prefer, every vegetable under the sun, every dish will be garnished with $300,000 bills, every plate cup and eating utensils shall be crafted of the finest platinum-gold-Diamond alloy.
My fourth bid shall be the gift of friendship, my friendship is a mutually beneficial situation, for I need friends to live and those who seems not be my friend mysteriously go missing and are found weeks later in the ditch somewhere....
My fifth bid shall be the countries of Transylvania, Sweden, Afghanistan, and Ethiopia. These countries may not seem to be the "best" in the world, but they sure got me through hard times the easy times were just as good.
My sixth bid shall be the secret of life. Now secret of life isn't really a big mystery any more but rather the secret of life shall be rewritten in your honor, name, and image.
My seventh bid, probably the most magnificent of them all yet, shall be 17 Betty Bucks good for up to $17 million in plastic surgery, with this, you could look like anyone, or if you were really malicious, make someone look like anyone you wanted.
My eighth bid shall consist of 17 letters the letters being A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. and S. Now I know what you're thinking, "Now Cal, thats 18 letters." if you recall, a previous bid . I mention giving you my friendship that 18th letter is a symbol of our friendship. Many more things to follow.
My ninth bid is of extremely high value, sentimental and otherwise. To you I offer the source code a very first C program I ever wrote.
My 10th bid is the promise of a new day, every day from this day forward, the sun shall rise without need of a human sacrifice. I don't if you are Aztec . but even if you're not you have the assurance that I will uphold this offer. (I'll call in favor with the sun god)
My 11th bid shall be the superpower, the ability to detect all prime numbers from one to 100 million times 10 to the infiniteth power squared.(1-100X10^∞²)²
My 12 bid shall consist of every item in my pocket excluding the lint but as a bonus special supply you with 12,000 lbs. of dry dog food . the brand being of your choice to be delivered in any amount to any location no questions asked.
My 13th bid shall be all of the good luck the world, including every four leaf clover, lucky nickel, and lucky pencil eraser within 10 mi. radius .
My 14th bid shall be my army of leprechauns kept secret for centuries to do your bidding, chores, homework, sandwich making, sandwich eating, butt wipeing, message board checking, school attending, playacting, scriptwriting, room cleaning, friend making, income tax returns, leprechaun training, dishwashing, lawnmowing, stitchery, ditch digging, date taking, hydroponic tomato farming, doomsday weaving, long post reading, papermaking, law exploiting, log splitting, lag-enduring-for-really-long-times, and other mandatory functions.
My 15th bid shall be a little house boy named Pablo. To do, all that leprechauns can't...basically little Pablo is just good for doing backflips on command, but hey, with the leprechauns and little Pablo combined you have a task force which can accomplish any task, including entertain you with backflips while they do your bidding!
My 16th bid shall be every item from every previous bid in this form. but with a bonus every quantity specified is increased by three.
The 17th bid shall be a bad the size of seven king-sized beds combined. Other shall be no ordinary extremely huge bed. For inside of it shall be supported with air or water springs, accompanied by pixies for your sleeping pleasure.
My 18th bid shall be the software that I used to type this-voice to text software... As you can see it can come in quite handy when writing term papers or bidding on the whole 3 souls at once!
My 19th bid shall be null. This null to be filled in by whatever you wish, excluding things that you actually do not wish are just wishing for for the sake of wishing.
My 20th bid shall be the recipe for Sake. The Japanese beer loved by all hated by none except for a small Korean boy named Brady, who lives in my closet.
My 21st bid is the guarantee of the destruction of the alleged "Napster goblins".their heads shall be posted for all to see on steak of fine floss.
My 22nd bid is for the guarantee that I shall no longer make any bids of equivalent size length or appearance to this particular one.
my 23rd and last bid for the moment,shall be a custom-made and animated avatar or "sprite".
And in a double whammy granting decision I have granted elf boys wish-[see sig]-
I wish my wishes could never be revoked or changed.
I wish my sense of humor wasent as warped as it is
2 GUESSES one post
"God must become an activity in our consciousness." - Joel S. Goldsmith
I had 2 guesses in my one post, is that allowed?
Heh, ok..... I wish to be beaten half to death.
I wish I had better wishes.
I wish I was a social engineer.
I wish I had the screenshot of naota's brain X-ray from FLCL, in a good resolution...
I wish I wasent so bureaucratic.
I wish today was tuesday!
i wish i dident make hings worse whenever i granted wishes