This was on the rare sheet,
but some posters here were certain the name was "Scuttle the Wreckage".
This settles that.
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Atogaholic posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleCurrent Scores:Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
Last Update: 06/16/2015
Chemtrails - 153
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Tier IX: Club Superstars
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Tier VIII: Club Stars
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AsianInvasion - 85
Oculus - 74
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Tier VII: Demicenturions
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Cythare - 68
Sir Aureus - 67
avatarz - 62
admirableadmiral - 52
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Tier VI: The Panth30n
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PanchoPonceN - 47
Megiddo - 45
scarbo - 41
Atogaholic - 40
k-rad - 40
MOON-E - 37
Stapler - 34
Prophylaxis - 32
Ink-Treader - 31
Dingo Chatterly - 31
Small Child - 30
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Tier V: Titans of Twenty
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Cardz5000 - 25
Mdenham - 24
Emocakes - 23
void_nothing - 23
Winterspring - 23
Gerrard's Mom - 22
pstmdrn - 21
Am Shegar - 20
ManyCookies - 20
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Tier IV: Tenfold Champions
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The Most Curious Thing - 19
TacticalCelebrant - 17
The_Cooler - 17
JuanCu - 16
Sir Karn - 16
KoolKoal - 15
Rithaniel - 15
Rudyard - 15
ced395 - 14
MirrorEntity - 14
SelesnyaNewLife - 14
Lanxal - 13
Piar - 12
Mix Master Mikaeus - 11
Snow Creature - Penguin - 10
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Tier III: The Pentarch Elite
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IcariiFA - 9
Inner Beard - 9
iphanx - 9
JohnFuryZacharias - 9
Socrates - 9
Volrath the Risen - 9
bloodyspasm - 8
Brofaux - 8
MagicBrains - 8
Phyrexian Editor - 7
Prospero314 - 7
Summon_Legend - 7
willows - 7
FoxxyEDarko - 6
MoonLeaf - 6
Vishamon - 6
Alabran - 5
CodaPDX - 5
FoshM - 5
Krey - 5
Maokun - 5
Marco - 5
Rimeshade - 5
spaceyjdjames - 5
Tranquilo - 5
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Tier II: Repeat Victors
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Asrama - 4
CrazyMatt - 4
Diefi00 - 4
Eskimo_Rage - 4
HomaridAttorney - 4
jwanders - 4Deleted Posts
netn10 - 4
TransmutionOrchestra - 4
DeusOfCalamity - 3
Egak - 3
FreshMeat - 3
indigni - 3
KageHamusuta - 3
Klejs - 3
LnGrrrR - 3
Luusydh - 3
Polendino - 3
Rhand - 3
sperlman - 3
Takaline - 3
Timothy, Mimeslayer - 3
TwilightKiwi - 3
Wobbles - 3
Brushwagg - 2
caiaphas - 2
Clockwork Gamer - 2
coletrain - 2
CrimsonCrossfire - 2
Doombringer - 2
Ehzak, Master of Magics - 2
Enoch - 2
Eventide Sojourner - 2
Flabort - 2
Fungus - 2
GG Crono - 2
GideonJur@ - 2
Green Opal - 2
HeiKailin - 2
Jace_The_Mind_Sculptor - 2
KHANanaphone - 2 WARNING - Deleting posts is uncool
Kyspikes - 2
Marr965 - 2
Maxim2735 - 2
Mirari - 2
Nick_Sharp - 2
NotoriousLynx - 2
RedKid43 - 2
Shinen - 2
WantonWizard - 2
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Tier I: Initiates
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8buffalo - 1
Aminor - 1
Antny223 - 1
Atrius - 1
BladewingX - 1
Bpy6 - 1
Brenag - 1
Crusader_8 - 1
destinytrigger - 1
ertaisfamiliar - 1
fasciron - 1
Figurative - 1
Froxbite - 1
Gallus - 1
gamermk - 1
GregarFalzar - 1
Gurst - 1
HomaridHoney - 1
hoyerhan - 1
Id_Ego - 1
ImpulsiveKnowledge - 1
kbnyn - 1
marksmanaim - 1
maximumbuttitude - 1
Mitt Romney - 1
misosoup - 1
Mockingbird - 1
MrMitra - 1
Mubutu - 1
Nikoa - 1
NVRBLND - 1
necrag - 1
OmegaLegacy - 1
Rather_Dashing - 1
RogueNewb - 1
RyuumiGaroukuni - 1
Sagharri - 1
SClone - 1
SecretInfiltrator - 1
Slowking - 1
Soul2400 - 1
SuperSonik - 1
SushiOtter - 1
Tilwin - 1
Trapped Hawk - 1
turkey23 - 1
unbrokencircle - 1
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Withengar - 1
WizzPig - 1
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kbnyn posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleDuel Lands 3RGPosted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
Sorcery (R)
Put an X/X green and red Avatar creature token onto the battlefield, where X is the number of lands you control. It fights target creature an opponent controls.
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Sir Karn posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleTemporary Capsule 4Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
Artifact (R)
When Temporary Capsule enters the battlefield, exile target permanent.
If a nontoken permanent would enter the battlefield, exile instead.
Whenever a card is exiled by Temporary Capsule return all other cards exiled by Temporary Capsule to the battlefield under their owner’s control.
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admirableadmiral posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleThat's the problem with all you lifegain players. You don't see life as a resource. Also, a 2 mana (soft) wrath that isn't white should be very hard to come by.Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games -
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Cardz5000 posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleImperial MaskPosted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME!!! -
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Megiddo posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeoplePosted in: Custom Card Contests and GamesCLUB FLAMINGO
Check Near the End of the Thread for the Current Challenge
Remember: Use IIWs for all challenges
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Welcome to Club Flamingo! If you aren't familiar with the rules for gentlemen's clubs, open the spoiler right here. If you've posted in "the Winner is Judge" before, you'll be fine.
1. Submit an entry that fits the current criteria along with a suggestion for the next challenge (an "IIW").But isn't this Club Flamingo? Yes. This automatically makes it classier than basically every other thread on here. But this thread isn't made just for me to dress up like a flamingo. In the next spoiler you will find the special rules for this club.
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Use any criteria you want for the judging! It's up to you (and sometimes me)! If you can't be bothered, use the below rubric.
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Chemtrails — 139 wins
AsianInvasion — 85
Oculus — 72
Sir Aureus — 64
avatarz — 55
Cythare — 52
PanchoPonceN — 47
admirableadmiral – 41
Megiddo — 41
k-rad — 40
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3drinks posted a message on [[SCD]] Random Card of the Day (12/31) - Time StopThis lets my Marton Stromgald (vocals), Kaalia of the Vast (lead guitar), & Godo, Bandit Warlord (drums) play in a band! Amazing/10Posted in: Commander (EDH)
Haha. Srsly, Banding is awesome (re: over-powered). If they were online, I'd play the Adventurers' Guildhouse in Reki, the History of Kamigawa. -
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JuanCu posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleRotten Deal 2UBPosted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
Sorcery (R)
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Then exchange control of that creature and target creature.
* Also, try my new game. Dixit is insanely fun. Ad over.
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Chemtrails posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleI think it depends on the card. If it's just a random Club Flamingo entry, go for it. But if I'm road testing a part of a larger project, I'll probably have some reservations.Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
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Creature - Human Wizard {U}
If Intimidating Illusionist would deal 1 or more damage to a permanent or player, it deals 2 damage to that permanent or player instead.
When a source deals 2 or more damage to Intimidating Illusionist, sacrifice it.
5/5
Masksmith 2BB
Creature - Zombie {R}
Deathtouch
Creatures dying doesn't cause abilities to trigger.
Creature cards in graveyards are 2/2 black Zombies with no abilities.
3/5
Fountain of False Life 5
Legendary Artifact {M}
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library.
Players don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
When all players have 0 or less life, you win the game.
Callous Domesticator 1UU
Creature - Human Wizard {R}
When Callous Domesticator enters the battlefield, choose target creature an opponent controls. You gain control of it and it becomes a 1/1 white Goat with no abilities for as long as Callous Domesticator remains on the battlefield.
2/2
The Best Offense 3RW
Enchantment {R}
When The Best Offense enters the battlefield, create two 0/4 colorless Wall artifact creatures tokens with defender.
Whenever a creature you control with defender dies, it deals 3 damage to the controller of each creature that dealt combat damage to it that turn.
Ten-Blade Vanguard 1W
Creature - Human Soldier {C}
Tactic (Secretly choose ambush or assault when this creature attacks. Reveal your choice after blockers are declared. All tactics chosen during the same turn must be the same.)
Ambush - Ten-Blade Vanguard gains first strike until end of turn.
Assault - Ten-Blade Vanguard gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
2/2
Predator Boa 3GG
Creature - Snake {U}
Tactic (Secretly choose ambush or assault when this creature attacks. Reveal your choice after blockers are declared. All tactics chosen during the same turn must be the same.)
Ambush - Target creature that can block Predator Boa and isn't blocking blocks Predator Boa.
Assault - Predator Boa gains deathtouch until end of turn.
4/4
Spark Brigade 3RRR
Creature - Elemental Knight {M}
Tactic (Secretly choose ambush or assault when this creature attacks. Reveal your choice after blockers are declared. All tactics chosen during the same turn must be the same.)
Ambush - Create a 3/1 red Elemental creature token tapped and attacking.
Assault - Elemental creatures you control gain double strike and trample until end of turn.
6/6
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Having tactics chosen before blockers are declared adds a bit of symmetry to the minigame, as you are anticipating your opponent's response as much as they are anticipating your choice. It struck me as easier to track than secretly choosing a player or number for which there's already precedent - especially if it's a theme/subtheme and warrants support (like tokens/double-faced token), and is simple enough that something like hiding a coin/face-up/down card could be enough.
White and green will be the primary Tactic colors - white (mostly on Soldiers, Knights, etc.) usually a choice between a defensive/utility effect and an aggressive effect, green (Elves and Beasts) chooses between punishing blocks and punishing no-blocks, with some small splashes in other colors as appropriate.
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Sorcery {R}
Target opponent skips his or her next combat phase. Untap all creatures you control. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.
Inspiring Standard-Bearer 1WW
Creature - Human Soldier {R}
Other creatures you control get +1/+1.
When Inspiring Standard-Bearer dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
1/1
Seedcourser's Cradle
Land - Forest {R}
(T: Add G to your mana pool.)
Seedcourser's Cradle enters the battlefield tapped.
5G, T: Create a 3/3 green Elemental creature token. Exile Seedcourser's Cradle until that token leaves the battlefield.
Lost in the Moment 4WU
Enchantment {R}
When Lost in the Moment enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls.
At the beginning of your upkeep, return the exiled creature to the battlefield under your control, then exile it.
Civic Evictor 2BB
Creature - Zombie Cleric {U}
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player sacrifices a creature token.
2/3
Utter Silence 4WB
Sorcery {R}
Creatures leaving the battlefield or dying don't cause abilities to trigger this turn. Destroy all creatures.
Thrive Again BG
Sorcery {C}
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Creatures with the same name as that card enter the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counters on them this turn.
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Was gonna wait for more entries but it looks like things really slowed down here. Judging now.
KarmaHoudini - Feldon of the Third Path did it better but I like the concept. Small rules tweak: the second ability should be a replacement effect to stop memory issues with Deglamer and friends, and the second ability should say "artifact card". Also, you never use X, though I assume you meant CMC of the reanimated artifact. Amish/10
void_nothing - A really interesting little combat trick. Not too string at that cost (compare Cenn's Tactician), though still a nice flavor that leads to interesting themes. Might consider changing it to "was blocked this turn", unless it's a barber that braids your beard mid-combat. Wizard/10
Winterspring - Neat! All the shenanigans of Goblin Welder with little of the original power. A cool niche uncommon. Wish it had flavor text. Dwarf/10
willows - I assume Ironbeard Architect lives in a world where both of these things are common (or at least artifacts are). Giving your defenders high power is somewhat counterintuitive - is the plan on having Wakestone Gargoyle as a keyword in the set? It's hard to tell how good or bad this is without further context. Hippie/10
Forestsguy - Hnnngh that mana cost is bothersome. Aside from rearranging the equipment's effect to be on the equipment tokens rather than the creature, it's actually pretty solid. Haste is pointless on the swords as you can't declare further attackers once the equip trigger has happened. Either remove haste from the swords or have it trigger at the beginning of the combat step, before attackers are declared. ZZ Top/10
CCChemtrails - I am bothered at the ease of use here - the restriction can be decided by something as simple as a land drop. However, given we have Azure Mage, this is significantly less aggressive, and has to tap to be used, the cost is probably fine, if still strong. Beardface/10Winterspring- Complaints aren't legal in any formats. How do I play this. Babyface/10
RedKid43 - Ooh, interesting twist on Ulvenwald Tracker. Looks very samey while being a completely different card, focusing on amplifying damage rather than outright removal. Would probably slap a R on that ability but it looks good. Gandalf/10
WINNER: RedKid43
HONORABLE MENTIONS: void_nothing, Forestsguy but really you all did well.
GREAT BEARD BONUS: Forestsguy, willows. Does a dwarf have a beard or does a beard have a dwarf?
NEXT CHALLENGE: Hinduism
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Enchantment {R}
Whenever a creature dies, choose one - put two +1/+1 counters on Dormant Ostrodon; or Dormant Ostrodon becomes a 3/3 Lizard Skeleton creature and loses this ability.
IIW: Things with impressive beards
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Jimmy Groove - Feels neither mythic nor legendary. It looks like flying was accidentally left in from the Spirit part (if not, it makes zero sense). Nice flavor, but could use a serious powerup.
Dimitriye98 - Adorable, but could easily be a non-legendary uncommon.
GraveTitan15 - Still doesn't fit the challenge (Wurm has lifelink). Cute design though. Don't know if I'd have made it colored, although that's heavily context-dependent.
AliasBot - Weak for a mythic legendary artifact. Too narrow to be interesting.
SelesnyaNewLife - Global enchantment tacked onto an Equipment doesn't make much sense. Doesn't really fit being legendary.
1 - GraveTitan15
2 - Jimmy Groove
3 - Dimitriye98
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You control a Boros Lawmaker. Getting someone else to judge you would be redundant.
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Oh god I was just about to waste a lot of time wasn't I. Thanks for keeping track of this in my absence.
The original intention was creatures, but as long as it's something that would fit into the setting I'm not fussed.
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While this card could possibly be red, you've really shoehorned it in. Barring lack of precedent, I wouldn't call the first ability red (Auriok Windwalker, Leonin Shikari), and the anthem effect gives no reason for this to be red. If the bonus was +2/+0 I'd be more inclined to say it's fine (except for the part where it's still way too good).
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I partially agree, chiefly due to its flavorful similarities to Life's Finale, but the flavor of the environment does have some input here - in a vacuum, Phyrexian Rebirth doesn't make much sense flavorwise in any color outside of black, and Merciless Eviction doesn't have much reason to be black either.
The challenge should probably read "utility meets simplicity and balance". That last part is usually implied though