MTG Salvation

Varilax, the Omniform
3(U/B)(U/B)
Legendary Creature - Shapeshifter (4/3)
Transmute 1UU; transfigure 1BB
Blue cards in your hand have transmute 2UU.
Other black creatures you control have transfigure 2BB.
Varilax does make up its mind. But not until it makes up the rest of its body.

So by virtue of Counterburn existing, all Ornithopters and Pacts are automatically countered?

I had one that's similar to Temporal Reflux:

Longing Memory
UU
Enchantment
UU: Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.)

That's still not a Lhurgoyf, it's just a Master of Etherium.

Earthspitter Hellion
4RR
Creature - Hellion (*/*)
Trample, haste
You may sacrifice two Mountains rather than pay Earthspitter Hellion's mana cost.
Earthspitter Hellion's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Mountains you control.

And WU, in turn, is just a two-color lair.

When I made this card, it cost 7W.

Of course, it also had affinity for blocking creatures.

Pretty sure Magic has a different name for the concept.

And since this wipes lands, you can't pay to roll more than once each turn, so 2/3 of turns just consist of "draw a card", and half the ones that don't still aren't going to be very interesting.

How many instants and sorceries are just blank on an empty board anyway?

Legacy Retriever
2WW
Creature - Human Wizard (2/4)
If an opponent controls three or more artifacts, you may cast Legacy Retriever without paying its mana cost.
Lifelink, protection from artifacts
WW, Sacrifice Legacy Retriever: Gain control of target artifact. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Resonating Shell
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Enchantment
Resonating Shell is white.
Morph 2WW
All creatures lose all abilities and are 2/2.
As the creature’s true form emerged into reality, the forces halted their advance and were left humiliated by what just happened. This one, it appeared, was different.

Jeska, Mending Medium
3BR
Creature Planeswalker - Jeska (0/0) (4)
Jeska, Mending Medium gets +1/+1 for each loyalty counter on it.
Damage dealt to Jeska isn't marked on it.
[+0]: Jeska deals 1 damage to target creature. Then put loyalty counters on Jeska equal to the damage dealt to that creature this turn.
[-7]: Untap all other creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.

I stick loyalty on the type line, just as I stick power and toughness on the type line when I submit creatures. Heck, so does Gatherer in standard listing format. In any case, it's there and it's 3.

I voted for Ikeda today, even though I assume that card is intended to allow the player to play a land card if you chose that (it's written with "cast" and you can't cast land cards, so as written you can swipe a land and force a 4-stick).

Serra, Queen of Light
1WW
Planeswalker - Serra (3)
[+1]: Put a basic Plains land token onto the battlefield.
[-0]: Until end of turn, target creature becomes a 4/4 Angel and gains flying and vigilance.
[-7]: Exile all creatures. For the rest of the game, you may play cards exiled this way and you may spend white mana as though it were mana of any color.

Remorse seems way too swingy. Permanent, instant-speed control of potentially multiple creatures, without having to defend an Aura, for one over Persuasion?

Submission: "Tap target creature. Its controller chooses one - he or she loses life equal to its converted mana cost, or you gain control of that creature."

Piqued Fires
1R
Instant
Piqued Fires deals 5 damage to target artifact, enchantment, or land.
“‘Don’t I know how to do anything more than burn things?’ they say. Next thing they know, their flesh just so happens to be charred away. What a waste of my time.”
—Chandra

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DCC August 2009 Scoreboard:
PlanesJaywalker: 19
Surging Chaos: 19
kiwoli: 18
MajoraX: 17
Marco: 17
Ikeda: 16
Phuzzy: 15
Jimmy Groove: 15
AsianInvasion: 13
Memnarch: 11
SadisticMystic: 11
Rush_Clasic: 10
KoolKoal*: 10
Maokun: 8
BlackBull*: 8
Niv: 7
Jack Power: 7
Froxy: 7
Tilde: 6
Elf Boy: 6
Arcadic: 6
Voila!: 6
The Motley Fool: 6
red_0mega: 4
riliss: 3
Phantomface: 3
Punkrockanarchymagic: 3
Arcadic: 3
Harbinger_: 3
Krey: 2
swishh: 2
sarsi21*: 2
void_nothing: 2
youkai_blood: 2
Keeperofzion: 1
Finrod: 1
veiled: 1
Myounka: 1
Dihydrogen Oxide*: 1

Good luck, and don't forget to vote!

Quote from Jack Power

Sense

Instant
Look at target player's hand and the top five cards of that player's library (Return them in the same order)
//
Alter
3UU
Instant
Change the text of target spell replacing one color word or basic land type with another. You may then change any or all of that spell's targets.
//
Control
1UUU
Instant
Play only during an opponent's upkeep.
You control target player's precombat main phase.

Quote from SadisticMystic

Information Overload
1UB
Instant
Target opponent draws ten cards.
“There are some who say it’s impossible to know too much. They’re right, after all—but I’d like to see any of them cope with the load.”
—Szadek

Quote from Memnarch

Grassland Symbiote GW
Creature - Insect Druid (U)
Grassland Symbiote has reach as long as you control a Forest. (It can block creatures with flying.)
Grassland Symbiote has absorb 1 as long as you control a Plains. (Whenever a source would deal damage to it, prevent 1 of that damage.)
It owes its life to the lands, so why should it not fight to preserve them?
2/2

Quote from Surging Chaos

Lost Sovereign 2WB
Creature - Spirit Advisor (R)
Lifelink
Lost Sovereign's power and toughness are each equal to the number of all cards in exile.
Essence persistence
-- Orzhov expression meaning
"Nothing to waste"
*/*

Quote from The Motley Fool

Drinker of Disaster 1BBRR
Creature- Vampire Wizard (MR)
Flying, haste.
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Drinker of Disaster this turn is put into a graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Drinker of Disaster.
1BRR: Drinker of Disaster deals 2 damage to each creature without flying.
3/3

Quote from Phuzzy

Crayontrip WUBRG
Sorcery MR
You may draw a card. If you do, put that drawing into your hand and treat it as the card it represents for the rest of the game.
(Only copies of real cards may be drawn, and all drawings must be titled.)
Used card drawings may be mailed to the WotC legal department in order to receive complementary lawsuits.

Quote from Niv

Air Assult Squad W
Creature - Human Soilder
Flying
Air Assult Squad loses flying: Air Assult Squad gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
He makes you cushion his fall.
1/1

Quote from Jimmy Groove

Guardian of Honor WW
Creature - Spirit Soldier
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player names up to two cards. Until the beginning of his next upkeep, whenever he or she plays a card not named, he or she sacrifices a permanent.
To honor one's promises is the highest form of virtue; there is nothing lower than an oathbreaker.
2/2

Quote from Marco

Canopy Owl 3G
Creature – Bird (Common)
Flying
When Canopy Owl enters the battlefield, if U was spent to cast Canopy Owl, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
2/2

Quote from Arcadic

Infectious Ivy :1mana::symg::symb:
Creature - Fungus Plant U
Wither
Poisonious - 2
2/2
Even the Druids fear the touch of this ivy.

Quote from PlanesJaywalker

Exploit Vulnerabilities (C)

Instant
Destroy target creature that was the target of another spell or ability this turn.

Quote from kiwoli

Barkmane 1G
Enchantment (U)
When an opponent casts a nongreen spell, if Barkmane is an enchantment, Barkmane becomes a 2/2 cat creature with shroud.
“As fierce as nature. If you’re not careful.”
—Seers of the Oasis

Quote from Harbinger_

Twist in the Myth 1UW
Enchantment
When Twist in the Myth enters the battlefield name up to two legendary permanents or planeswalkers.
As long as Twist in the Myth is on the battlefield the named cards cannot be played.
"What? him? He's but a fairytale!"

Quote from Froxy

Bridgetopple 2GG
Sorcery
Hideaway (As you cast this spell, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Destroy target tapped land.
If that land could produce G, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
If you build your bridge on rock, it will stand. If you build your bridge on moss, it will sink and smell badly.

Quote from KoolKoal

Massive Melee 1WRR
Enchantment (R)
Creatures have vigilance.
All creatures must attack or block if able.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to a player, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature.

Quote from Maokun

Noxious Thoughts XUB
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Noxious Thoughts put the X cards from the top of your library into your graveyard.
Draw a card for each blue card put into a graveyard to pay for Noxious Thoughts's cost, then target player loses X life and you gain X life where X is the number of black cards put into a graveyard to pay for Noxious Thoughts's cost.

Quote from Myounka

Abandoned Doll 3
Creature-Doll
Flash
Damage dealt to you and creatures you control is instead dealt to Abandoned Doll.
4 Regenerate Abandoned Doll. Play this ability only once each turn.
1/1
Play with me.

Quote from AsianInvasion

Bride of Szadek 3UUBB
Creature - Vampire Wizard [R]

Flying
Whenever a Wizard you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Whenever a Vampire you control deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
Transmute 1UB
Madness UUBB
5/5

Quote from MajoraX

Prismlace
Instant (R)
Target spell or permanent becomes all colors.
Rainbows are a temporary delight - and a permanent nuisance.

Quote from Ikeda

Gradual Infection 1B
Enchantment
Cumulative Upkeep B
Whenever Gradual Infection's cumulative upkeep is paid, put X -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is the number of age counters on Gradual Infection.