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    posted a message on To Infinity Elemental and Beyond
    Quote from Solmancer »
    Just a reminder, that if you gain infinite life then get smacked for infinite damage/life loss, your life goes to minus infinity, not wherever it previously was, not zero. By definition, infinity means "increase/decrease without bound", which means you'll get hit so hard your life total won't ever stop decreasing until the game ends.


    That's not how infinite candinalities work.
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    posted a message on To Infinity Elemental and Beyond
    Man, so, in Unhinged, we had ½, here we have irrational numbers and and ∞.

    Now we just need an infinitesimal number to complete the transfinite numbers. i can only imagine what would follow that.


    Infinitesimals do not meaningfully exist!
    *Grumbles in Mathematician's Cant something about 0.999...=1*
    This is the hilltop I will die on, dammit. They are a teaching tool for calculus and worthless in pretty much every other context.

    Quote from Ritokure »
    Ah, so here it is finally - the Vanilla Mythic!
    Well, ahem, excuse me-

    JANK, DIES TO REMOVAL 2/10

    ...now that we got that stupid comment out of the way. How the hell Matt Tabak sleeps at night knowing that this actually got printed? Either way, love the card. Just wanna use it along cards like Furnace of Rath to deal DOUBLE INFINITE DAMAGE.


    Tabak sleeps like a baby because MaRo is the official silver-bordered rules manager. I'm equal parts excited and frustrated by this card as someone with a deep interest in mathematics, which is apparently it working as MaRo intended.
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    posted a message on To Infinity Elemental and Beyond
    Quote from Courier7 »
    Quote from SCDL »

    If you subtract infinity from infinity you get a complete and unresolvable mess unless we strictly define the sorts of infinity we're working with.


    We should probably stick to the simplest form of infinity: if k is a positive integer then let x = infinity so that x - k = x regardless of the value of k. The equates to k = 0 regardless of the actual value of k and we can define all instances of "infinity" to have the same value. Thus, the demon couldn't drain the token by -infinity/-infinity (this process increments by integers) but if the token hits you and you have infinite life then you die since x - x = 0.

    In general, though, it is true that there are several types of infinities and some of them are more infinite than others.


    And some are more mind-numbingly convoluted than others!
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    posted a message on Just Desserts, (Warning, Clown inside)
    Quote from Courier7 »
    Quote from Crypt Rat »

    Jokes aside, Tau is better than Pi.


    A lot of people agree with this assessment.

    Technically, shouldn't the flavor text cite Flaky the Transcendental?


    That's because it's the only reasonable assessment there is. Pi is a silly, impractical number that should burn for all of eternity.

    I mean, it's also irrational since all transcendental numbers have to be. This way they get a bonus pun out of the deal.
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    posted a message on GO TO JAIL - COmmanderin Youtube Spoiler
    Snickering Squirrel turns this into hard removal.
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    posted a message on Magic Twitch stream 7 cards
    Why doesn't Buzzbark have "Just a Second". It seems like it really needs it.
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    posted a message on Amateur Auteur
    Quote from doomfish »
    I was excited for this set because in unsets every card, even commons, have to do something out of the box. What is this? This is not acceptable.
    Make it have "This card has every watermark." or "If you are wearing a costume, gain 3 life." or ANYTHING, really. I came up with this after a minute of pondering. Surely something that's been in design for 10 years or something could come up with something better than a god damn functional reprint.


    As a rule, if you can come up with something "better" in under five minutes, it's probably nowhere near as good in practice.
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    posted a message on By Gnome Means
    Quote from Viledrone »
    Just reuse the word proliferate, please Frown


    But that's not at all what's going on.
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    posted a message on The Countdown Is at One - Yet Another Sub Game card, ManaLeak Spoiler
    I enjoy that this is red so you can just mull to a hand that goes "Land, shock".
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    posted a message on Vicious Conquistador and Makeshift Munitions
    I feel like that replaces Barrage of Expendables in my cube, though admittedly I'm not totally sure it's even in the cube anymore. I should slot this in even if I don't. Artifact support and sacrifice support in red are things I badly want to cover better. I love cards that serve as an intersection of archetypes.
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