Er... you 6-0 the "mirror" vs. Progenitus. If they attack you, you attack them back and kill them, and if they don't attack you trample over for 1 until they die or attack you.
01: Colonnade goes down with another land for protection, Grasp of Fate exiles Epoch.
02: Turn 3 Liliana makes enough Zombies to overwhelm Epochrasite.
04: Elderscale Wurm comes down fast enough off lands.
05: Knobbodi: Nyxathid is bigger than Epochrasite and Mire's Toll can hit a slow Smallpox.
06: Factory and Grasp of Fate get 'er done.
07: Ajani is good to drop on an empty board, Silumgar beats 4/4 Epoch.
08: Aurification locks out Epochrasite, Colonnade beats.
vs. 01 AvatarDylaang: Island of Wak-Wak handles Marit Lage until sweep. 6-0
vs. 02 CalvinSchwa: Progenitus wins. 0-6
vs. 03 Convoy_Avenger: Nexi are too slow, Balance sweeps. 6-0
vs. 04 Feyd_Ruin: I suspend faster than Sanitarium, sweep, win. 6-0
vs. 05 knobbodi: Progged. 0-6
vs. 06 Mogg: Utterly miserable mirror. 2-2
vs. 07 Magus of the Aesthetic: Blightsteel doesn't have flying. 0-6
vs. 08 MyNameIsFourteen: Not sure how Suspend interacts with Stifle, but I suspect it wins. 0-6?
vs. 09 PersonMan: Island of Wak-Wak handles Marit Lage until sweep. 6-0
He doesn't daze the Tongs, he dazes the Black Lotus.
vs. 01 AvatarDylaag: If I resolve Tongs, I win. So 3-3
vs. 02 CalvinSchwa: Leyline wins this matchup. 6-0
vs. 03 Convoy_Avenger: Good trick! 0-6
vs. 04 Feyd_Ruin: I lose to Commandeer. 0-6
vs. 05 knobbodi: Leyline is awesome. 6-0
vs. 06 Magus of the Aesthetic: Ow. 0-6
vs. 07 Mogg: Glacial Chasm beats SA, but Daze counters Tongs. 2-2
vs. 08 MyNameIsFourteen: Leyline. 6-0
vs. 01 Anachronity: Sliver kills the Muses. 6-0
vs. 02 CalvinSchwa: I get answered by Revoker. 0-6
vs. 03 Feyd_Ruin: Sliver pops a thid, then can block for a bit, then pop. 6-0
vs. 04 knobbodi: Recurring removal is good. 6-0
vs. 05 Magus of the Aesthetic: I get answered by Needle. 0-6
vs. 06 Mogg: I pop Opalesence, lose Renewal, draw yeah. 2-2
vs. 07 MyNameIsFourteen: Pop Digger then pop the rest. 6-0
vs. 08 Personman: I can pop BB OTP before it gets a Faerie, then pop BH. 1-4
I believe the relevant detail would be "how does Karn work?" since Karn (the Planeswalker) allows you to start with any permanent card ever printed in play (shenanigans may be required for some of them but I'm pretty sure it's always possible).
Now, AS I RECALL (may be invalid), ETB abilities don't trigger?
01 vs. Anachronity: It comes down to a 1/1 flying infect racing a 2/2. 3-3
02 vs. knobbodi: Pithing Needle the Druid? 6-0
03 vs. Magus of the Aesthetic: Lush Growth works, I lose. 0-6
04 vs. Mogg: Pure race. 3-3
05 vs. Personman: Judgment doesn't kill lands. If he tries to win, I can sneak in FTW. 2-2
DISAGREEMENT: Personman, to Puncture Blast me for the win, you have to actually cast it. Even cast EOT, it takes you two turns to redraw both Lotus and Puncture Blast, so the Inky can slip in every time you do... and I race faster. So I don't attack and you don't cast Puncture Blast.
Phyrexian Dreadnought has the problem of having to bash into an increasingly large army of 2/5 indestructible blockers. Glacial Chasm is going to be more of an issue.
...okay, the board filling up with indestructible 2/5 creatures is going to make things very stall-y. Also prone to sudden death scenarios... this may be a week to run Mana Short to remove all their blockers.
vs. 01 CalvinSchwa: Foil the Monolith. 6-0
vs. 02 Protected Reservoir kills. 0-6
vs. 03 knobbodi: I lose to Field of Ruin + threat. 0-6
vs. 04 Magus of the Aesthetic: I lose to Evil Presence + Pierce. 0-6
vs. 05 Personman: I also lose to Dust Bowl + Inkmoth Nexus. 0-6
vs. 06 tomsloger: ...counter the Black Lotus? 6-0
vs. 02 Personman: OTP Spiketail/Mindstab wins. OTD Pretty sure Arrows/Wrangler beats Wrangler. 6-0
vs. 03 knobbodi: Still pretty sure Arrows/Wrangler beats Wrangler. 6-0
vs. 04 Anachronity: I think we end up in a Squirrel stalemate OTD? 4-1
vs. 05 CalvinSchwa: Pretty sure I get to Arrows or Wrangling. 6-0
vs. 06 Feyd_Ruin: OTD Hatchling can chump, then Arrows and Squirrels FTW. 6-0
vs. 07 tomsloger: I think I get Arrows/Wrangler, which beats Wrangler. 6-0
Please feel free to correct mistakes, I don't think that can be right but Wrangler math is a headache.
01: Colonnade goes down with another land for protection, Grasp of Fate exiles Epoch.
02: Turn 3 Liliana makes enough Zombies to overwhelm Epochrasite.
04: Elderscale Wurm comes down fast enough off lands.
05: Knobbodi: Nyxathid is bigger than Epochrasite and Mire's Toll can hit a slow Smallpox.
06: Factory and Grasp of Fate get 'er done.
07: Ajani is good to drop on an empty board, Silumgar beats 4/4 Epoch.
08: Aurification locks out Epochrasite, Colonnade beats.
vs. 02 CalvinSchwa: Progenitus wins. 0-6
vs. 03 Convoy_Avenger: Nexi are too slow, Balance sweeps. 6-0
vs. 04 Feyd_Ruin: I suspend faster than Sanitarium, sweep, win. 6-0
vs. 05 knobbodi: Progged. 0-6
vs. 06 Mogg: Utterly miserable mirror. 2-2
vs. 07 Magus of the Aesthetic: Blightsteel doesn't have flying. 0-6
vs. 08 MyNameIsFourteen: Not sure how Suspend interacts with Stifle, but I suspect it wins. 0-6?
vs. 09 PersonMan: Island of Wak-Wak handles Marit Lage until sweep. 6-0
vs. 01 AvatarDylaag: If I resolve Tongs, I win. So 3-3
vs. 02 CalvinSchwa: Leyline wins this matchup. 6-0
vs. 03 Convoy_Avenger: Good trick! 0-6
vs. 04 Feyd_Ruin: I lose to Commandeer. 0-6
vs. 05 knobbodi: Leyline is awesome. 6-0
vs. 06 Magus of the Aesthetic: Ow. 0-6
vs. 07 Mogg: Glacial Chasm beats SA, but Daze counters Tongs. 2-2
vs. 08 MyNameIsFourteen: Leyline. 6-0
vs. 01 Anachronity: Sliver kills the Muses. 6-0
vs. 02 CalvinSchwa: I get answered by Revoker. 0-6
vs. 03 Feyd_Ruin: Sliver pops a thid, then can block for a bit, then pop. 6-0
vs. 04 knobbodi: Recurring removal is good. 6-0
vs. 05 Magus of the Aesthetic: I get answered by Needle. 0-6
vs. 06 Mogg: I pop Opalesence, lose Renewal, draw yeah. 2-2
vs. 07 MyNameIsFourteen: Pop Digger then pop the rest. 6-0
vs. 08 Personman: I can pop BB OTP before it gets a Faerie, then pop BH. 1-4
Now, AS I RECALL (may be invalid), ETB abilities don't trigger?
02 vs. knobbodi: Pithing Needle the Druid? 6-0
03 vs. Magus of the Aesthetic: Lush Growth works, I lose. 0-6
04 vs. Mogg: Pure race. 3-3
05 vs. Personman: Judgment doesn't kill lands. If he tries to win, I can sneak in FTW. 2-2
DISAGREEMENT: Personman, to Puncture Blast me for the win, you have to actually cast it. Even cast EOT, it takes you two turns to redraw both Lotus and Puncture Blast, so the Inky can slip in every time you do... and I race faster. So I don't attack and you don't cast Puncture Blast.
My deck is still pretty bad.
vs. 02 Protected Reservoir kills. 0-6
vs. 03 knobbodi: I lose to Field of Ruin + threat. 0-6
vs. 04 Magus of the Aesthetic: I lose to Evil Presence + Pierce. 0-6
vs. 05 Personman: I also lose to Dust Bowl + Inkmoth Nexus. 0-6
vs. 06 tomsloger: ...counter the Black Lotus? 6-0
vs. 03 knobbodi: Still pretty sure Arrows/Wrangler beats Wrangler. 6-0
vs. 04 Anachronity: I think we end up in a Squirrel stalemate OTD? 4-1
vs. 05 CalvinSchwa: Pretty sure I get to Arrows or Wrangling. 6-0
vs. 06 Feyd_Ruin: OTD Hatchling can chump, then Arrows and Squirrels FTW. 6-0
vs. 07 tomsloger: I think I get Arrows/Wrangler, which beats Wrangler. 6-0
Please feel free to correct mistakes, I don't think that can be right but Wrangler math is a headache.