CLUB FLAMINGO
Check Near the End of the Thread for the Current Challenge
Remember: Use IIWs for all challenges
Check Near the End of the Thread for the Current Challenge
Remember: Use IIWs for all challenges
Quote from Little_Money
There is only one flamingo, that is Megiddo
it's Megiddo's club we just post in it.
Welcome to Club Flamingo! If you aren't familiar with the rules for gentlemen's clubs, open the spoiler right here. If you've posted in "the Winner is Judge" before, you'll be fine.
1. Submit an entry that fits the current criteria along with a suggestion for the next challenge (an "IIW").
2. If you win, you are the judge for the next round.
3. If you're the judge, evaluate all of the entries and choose the best one.
But isn't this Club Flamingo? Yes. This automatically makes it classier than basically every other thread on here. But this thread isn't made just for me to dress up like a flamingo. In the next spoiler you will find the special rules for this club.2. If you win, you are the judge for the next round.
3. If you're the judge, evaluate all of the entries and choose the best one.
1. I will facilitate proceedings by sending out PMs and things when needed.
2. If you are the judge and fail to judge in a reasonable time frame, I will judge for you, using whatever criteria I feel like. Don't subject your fellow posters to this. Have a heart.
3. If you do not post an "if I win" challenge, you cannot win.
4. If you DO post a challenge and it's dumb and/or nobody enters, I will take over with a new challenge. You may still judge this challenge if you want, but I'll do it otherwise. If you choose not to judge, see rule #5.
5. This isn't intended to be Club "Megiddo Does All of the Work." Please try not to abandon things, though I understand that real life is more important than the internet. It really shouldn't be, though.
6. As detailed here, double posting and certain spammy posts are not allowed. Please review that link before posting.
2. If you are the judge and fail to judge in a reasonable time frame, I will judge for you, using whatever criteria I feel like. Don't subject your fellow posters to this. Have a heart.
3. If you do not post an "if I win" challenge, you cannot win.
4. If you DO post a challenge and it's dumb and/or nobody enters, I will take over with a new challenge. You may still judge this challenge if you want, but I'll do it otherwise. If you choose not to judge, see rule #5.
5. This isn't intended to be Club "Megiddo Does All of the Work." Please try not to abandon things, though I understand that real life is more important than the internet. It really shouldn't be, though.
6. As detailed here, double posting and certain spammy posts are not allowed. Please review that link before posting.
Use any criteria you want for the judging! It's up to you (and sometimes me)! If you can't be bothered, use the below rubric.
Card Balance /10: Is the card printable?
Card Innovation /10: Is it new and exciting?
Card Extras /5: Flavor, punctuation, whatever.
Card Innovation /10: Is it new and exciting?
Card Extras /5: Flavor, punctuation, whatever.
Chemtrails — 139 wins
AsianInvasion — 85
Oculus — 72
Sir Aureus — 64
avatarz — 55
Cythare — 52
PanchoPonceN — 47
admirableadmiral – 41
Megiddo — 41
k-rad — 40
Full List of Flamingos
AsianInvasion — 85
Oculus — 72
Sir Aureus — 64
avatarz — 55
Cythare — 52
PanchoPonceN — 47
admirableadmiral – 41
Megiddo — 41
k-rad — 40
Full List of Flamingos
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Yes, because threats of violence against another person are ****ing hilarious. It's not like people get hurt or even die when someone mails them a bomb or anything.
You should have been a smudge in your father's underwear.
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Yeah, I can accept this judgment -- but more importantly, what's your point? We already know.
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Blazing Saddles is an amazing film regardless of genre, an all-time favorite. Truly, you are a man of taste.
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(Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)
And the comp rules:
Yeah. To say the least, banding is complicated as hell.
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Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, target creature can't block this turn.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, that creature can't attack during its controller's next turn.
Equip 2
Next:
Earthshock
Soldevi Assassin
Tin Golem
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It's the puns. Puns bring out the urge to thank in everyone.
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Damn! A fatal flaw in my plan has been found!
Enchantment (R)
Spells cost 1 more to cast.
Activated abilities cost 1 more to activate unless they're mana abilities.
"Could you give me a hand? I'm a little tithed up at the moment."
iiwsig
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I dunno, I think you nailed down Jace's basic powers fairly nicely there -- being a dick.
Actually, except for 1.0, I think that's a running theme for all of Jace's PW cards, come to think of it.
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(This, by the way, is a joke. I shouldn't have to explain that, but, just in case.)
I think that keeping up with Standard is kind of a pain in the neck and I'd love to see 1.X played a little more, just to get a little more value out of my cards. Every time I buy something for Standard, I feel like it's just gonna end up in a junk binder by the time I actually "want" to trade it and it's kind of a major punch in the dick. It's not really Wizards' fault, of course.
The reserved list bites, but it's mostly just a small stumbling block that means I'll find about half as many shops stocking Undiscovered Paradises.
I think the thing I miss most is mana burn. It added a whole other strategic and mathematical level to the game -- you had to plan right.
Come now, any set that includes Tidal Influence can't be the worst set ever. If it was printed now with modern oracle text, it'd be almost unreadable. That is HILARIOUS.
It's still a terrible set, but it's a terrible set with something hilarious in it.
Okay, I'll second that. But I also play a card game with cards called things like "Quotidian Assassination," so I might be completely wrong. But sometimes, I feel like some words get repeated way too much and a lot of the card names blur together after a while.