Darkness of the Pit :3mana::symb::symb::symb:
Creature - Horror
Fading 10
When ~ comes into play, destroy each other creature unless that creature's controller pays 1 life.
2/2
Lightning Bolt
Artifact
:symtap:: Until end of turn, whenever target creature would deal combat damage, it deals that much damage +X, where X is the number of equipment attached to it.
Alabaster Bluenose Urology :1mana::symu::symu:
Sorcery
Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Absolutely Arboreous Angel :2mana::symw:
Creature - Angel
Flying
Absolutely Arboreous Angel's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Treefolk you control.
*/*
Usually Treasonable Booger :1mana::symr::symr:
Creature - Human Scoundrel
Whenever Usually Treasonable Booger deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a permanent.
Whenever Usually Treasonable Booger is dealt combat damage, sacrifice a permanent.
3/2
Languorous Eyeball Boaters :1mana::symb:
Creature - Eyeball Pirate
:symu:: Return Languorous Eyeball Boaters to its owner's hand.
2/1
For once, it seemed like everything was random but, it was BaaPuff's insistance upon self-referencing that triggered the inevitable off-topic tangent of mathetmatical jumping beans which for many was beyond understanding. However due to the rain, they stopped dancing.
Every priest knew that jumping beans were the devil. Their hypothesis however stated that they could regain their ability to dance when the seven horacuxes had finally been detroyed. This really really cooked his fish, a type of potato, though many became confused as it was because it didn't really do much to alleviate the total rambling theme of degeneracy.
Volcanic magma, filters all water through a sieve that has no holes.
Meanwhile, the priests accidentally shaved their dog while trying to knit socks, whilst the beans started to dance once more. The beans were enjoying themselves immensely, even though they were blatantly intoxicated. Too much vodka on empty stomachs can be bad on yer brain.
For once, it seemed like everything was random but, it was BaaPuff's insistance upon self-referencing that triggered the inevitable off-topic tangent of mathetmatical jumping beans which for many was beyond understanding. However due to the rain, they stopped dancing.
Every priest knew that jumping beans were the devil. Their hypothesis however stated that they could regain their ability to dance when the seven horacuxes had finally been detroyed. This really really cooked his fish, a type of potato, though many became confused as it was because it didn't really do much to alleviate the total rambling theme of degeneracy.
Volcanic magma, filters all water through a sieve that has no holes.
Meanwhile, the priests accidentally shaved their dog while trying to knit socks, whilst the beans started to dance once more. The beans were enjoying themselves immensely, even though they were blatantly intoxicated. Too much vodka
CLARK
Sorcery
Draw three cards.
Skip your next draw step.
YAY Attack :symw::symw::symw:
Sorcery
Creatures you control gain +1/+1, flying, and vigilance until end of turn.
From the Ground :symg::symg::symg:
Put a copy of target land into play under your control.
Creature - Horror
Fading 10
When ~ comes into play, destroy each other creature unless that creature's controller pays 1 life.
2/2
Next: Jaju
Artifact
:symtap:: Until end of turn, whenever target creature would deal combat damage, it deals that much damage +X, where X is the number of equipment attached to it.
Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Pile of Junk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Equipment you control.
*/*
Artifact
As an additional cost to play ~, sacrifice a Rhino.
Sacrifice ~: gain 10 life.
DONT FORGET MY NUMBER
WHOOPS
Sorcery
Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Absolutely Arboreous Angel :2mana::symw:
Creature - Angel
Flying
Absolutely Arboreous Angel's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Treefolk you control.
*/*
Troubously Seaborne Algae
Creature - Algae
Islandwalk
Islandhome
2/1
Usually Treasonable Booger :1mana::symr::symr:
Creature - Human Scoundrel
Whenever Usually Treasonable Booger deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a permanent.
Whenever Usually Treasonable Booger is dealt combat damage, sacrifice a permanent.
3/2
Languorous Eyeball Boaters :1mana::symb:
Creature - Eyeball Pirate
:symu:: Return Languorous Eyeball Boaters to its owner's hand.
2/1
GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
Every priest knew that jumping beans were the devil. Their hypothesis however stated that they could regain their ability to dance when the seven horacuxes had finally been detroyed. This really really cooked his fish, a type of potato, though many became confused as it was because it didn't really do much to alleviate the total rambling theme of degeneracy.
Volcanic magma, filters all water through a sieve that has no holes.
Meanwhile, the priests accidentally shaved their dog while trying to knit socks, whilst the beans started to dance once more. The beans were enjoying themselves immensely, even though they were blatantly intoxicated. Too much vodka on empty stomachs can be bad on yer brain.
THE END (I hope)
UBNMYA
Every priest knew that jumping beans were the devil. Their hypothesis however stated that they could regain their ability to dance when the seven horacuxes had finally been detroyed. This really really cooked his fish, a type of potato, though many became confused as it was because it didn't really do much to alleviate the total rambling theme of degeneracy.
Volcanic magma, filters all water through a sieve that has no holes.
Meanwhile, the priests accidentally shaved their dog while trying to knit socks, whilst the beans started to dance once more. The beans were enjoying themselves immensely, even though they were blatantly intoxicated. Too much vodka
too slow again
Ottoman Troops Typically Force Fed Small Squirrels
WEENED
Legendary Creature - Satyr Musician
3/3
UP THE WAZOO