Torrent of Flame :2mana::symr::symr:
Enchantment
At the beginning of each main phase, the active player chooses a target creature. Torrent of Flame deals 1 damage to that creature.
Eating beans is not good for elves or gnomes because they can't digest them. So they eat rice and tofu burgers covered with greasy pigs feet and other non-Kosher animal parts.
Their plan for overthrowing the Oompa Loompas, because those dancing wierdos were abominations revolved around being really efficient chocolatiers. Oompa Loompas, it appeared, liked to eat large amounts of plastic Tupperware as well as slather warm chocolate on their shoes. Sparkle renfrew threatens nothing.
The elves of Oompa land despised their masters verbiage so much that they sliced off their own ears to make soup. The ruler of their hearts bade them to reconsider haveing two left yet to cut from the roster. Available pasties where the female elves covered themselves with sexy Hello Kitty lingerie and Pokemon left suck marks on their nipples.
They often competed by seeing who could stuff the most teddy bears into their bras. The male elves were always very eager to help them with this very fun activity. The gay elves however felt that it was all an act of futility considering that teddy bears were very hard and therefore did not do anything about personal hygiene.
When the president put Oompas in charge everything went into s horrible, horrible, horibble ugliness and societal decay. The pure purpleness of baboon butts became
Avatar of Dutch :2mana::symw::symw:
Creature - Chocolate Avatar
Whenever a nontoken creature comes into play under your control, put a 1/1 black Chocolate creature token into play.
Avatar of Dutch's power and toughenss are each equal to the number of chocolates in play.
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Soratami Samurai :symw::symu::symr:
Creature - Moonfolk Samurai
:2mana:, return a land you control to its owner's hand: Soratami Samurai gains Bushido 2 until end of turn.
2/2
Sorcery
Choose a creature at random. Destroy that creature.
Plateau
Enchantment
At the beginning of each main phase, the active player chooses a target creature. Torrent of Flame deals 1 damage to that creature.
Consuming Vortex
Legendary Creature - Treefolk
Defender
6/6
Instant
Destroy target Lawyer
Draw a card
ANOTHER DAY
Simian Historian :3mana::symu::symg:
Creature - Ape Wizard
Their plan for overthrowing the Oompa Loompas, because those dancing wierdos were abominations revolved around being really efficient chocolatiers. Oompa Loompas, it appeared, liked to eat large amounts of plastic Tupperware as well as slather warm chocolate on their shoes. Sparkle renfrew threatens nothing.
The elves of Oompa land despised their masters verbiage so much that they sliced off their own ears to make soup. The ruler of their hearts bade them to reconsider haveing two left yet to cut from the roster. Available pasties where the female elves covered themselves with sexy Hello Kitty lingerie and Pokemon left suck marks on their nipples.
They often competed by seeing who could stuff the most teddy bears into their bras. The male elves were always very eager to help them with this very fun activity. The gay elves however felt that it was all an act of futility considering that teddy bears were very hard and therefore did not do anything about personal hygiene.
When the president put Oompas in charge everything went into s horrible, horrible, horibble ugliness and societal decay. The pure purpleness of baboon butts became
Land
:symtap:: Add
Instant
Draw Three cards unless target player jumps up and down three times.
Stir The Grave
Creature - Chocolate Avatar
Whenever a nontoken creature comes into play under your control, put a 1/1 black Chocolate creature token into play.
Avatar of Dutch's power and toughenss are each equal to the number of chocolates in play.
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Killing In The Name Of
PURPLE
Creature - Spirit
As an additional cost to play Kami of Lost Wisdom, discard a card at random.
Soulshift 1
5/1
Next:
Simian Historian
Creature - Moonfolk Samurai
:2mana:, return a land you control to its owner's hand: Soratami Samurai gains Bushido 2 until end of turn.
2/2
Yawgmoth's Offspring
Legendary Creature -
Legendary Artifact
Whenever you would flip a coin, instead roll a die.
UP IN THE SKY!