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  • posted a message on Mono-Red Goblin Storm
    I've tried mono-red Pauper storm. As others have pointed out, it doesn't have enough scry/draw to be as consistent as many would like it to be. I really want to stress the importance of having a good amount of draw. Manamorphose, Chromatic Sphere, Chromatic Star, Crimson Wisps, Forgotten Cave, and possibly Pyrite Spellbomb and Needle Drop should all be given serious consideration.

    One card that I would definitely include is Gitaxian Probe. It adds to your storm count, cantrips, and scouts your opponent's hand for any potential answers, all for 2 life. And if you can't afford to pay the life, you can always use Manamorphose/Chromatic/Lotus Petal to pay one blue mana in a pinch.
    Posted in: MTGO Pauper
  • posted a message on Pricey EDH Foils (This is a no brag zone)
    Sheesh, I had no idea foil Jhoira was that expensive.

    One of my friends bought a foil playset of Jhoira for a dollar a couple years ago.
    He still has 'em all, too.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on Your Epic Fails
    Here's another one. This wasn't really a fail so much as it was a win on my opponent's part.

    So my friend and I were playing some games with super-casual decks. I was using a red-green Aura deck, and my opponent was using his red-green Eldrazi Spawn deck. (See? Super-casual!) He had just played a Rapacious One and passed, so I put a Lightning Talons on my Silhana Ledgewalker and ended my turn.
    He thought for a bit, looked at the cards in hand, then asked:
    "So, Ledgewalker's a 4/1?"
    "Yep."
    "With first strike?"
    "Uh-huh."
    "Hmm... Okay.
    ...
    ...Leyline of Vitality?"
    "Aw damnit!"

    We both proceeded to laugh for about 30 seconds before he attacked me for 5, which I took. This resulted in him getting five 0/2s and gaining 5 life, along with enough mana to drop nearly his entire hand.

    Yes. I just got trolled by a Leyline of Vitality.

    Later on (and this one actually was a fail on my part), I was playing against the same friend's Grand Architect deck. I had the Ledgewalker with Lightning Talons (again), and he had an Everflowing Chalice or two, along with a Thrummingbird. I passed the turn without attacking, saying, "I've gotta leave it open so I can block."
    "Nice plan, bro.
    Except for the part where Ledgewalker can't block Thrummingbird."
    "...Sonuva..."

    ...Sometimes I forget that Silhana Ledgewalker doesn't actually have flying.
    Posted in: Magic General
  • posted a message on EDH Pet Peeves
    Quote from mirrislegend
    Too many players. My play group has gotten really into gathering as many people as possible and just starting a game. I don't think I've ever played a classic 4 person pod


    My school play group occasionally does this, too. Whenever we play, they always try to get as many people as possible together to play Emperor or a three-way Two-Headed Giant, or this weird Phyrexian Archenemy thing that they made up. (Two infect decks versus four or five regular decks, and whenever a non-Phyrexian player dies to poison, they continue the game on the Phyrexian side.)
    They do it so frequently nowadays that whenever they ask, my most common response is, "Why can't we just play regular Magic?"

    (Another rant incoming, by the way.)

    Also, it doesn't help that half of the people who play have only picked up a Magic deck once or twice in their lives, and therefore haven't a clue what they're doing. One chick, whenever she's around, is like being trapped in an episode of Jersey Shore (very unintelligent, hypocritical, holier-than-thou attitude, brings conflict and drama wherever she goes, screams at people on a regular basis, is often drunk/high), and then another guy plays because he likes to spite the first chick. There's also one other chick who only plays because she wants to be a part of the group and get people to like her (which I can't really fault her for), but she's under the impression that time spent playing Magic = experience and skill. She's played maybe ten games in the past year and a half, but she thinks that she's better then the newer players because she's "been playing much longer than they have."

    Actually, a lot of people there have that mindset. They think that if they continue playing games, they'll just keep getting better. But they don't realize that they need to learn if they want to get better, and they don't bother learning from their mistakes. Nor do they learn how to properly assess situations and act accordingly, or keep track of the game (including their own life totals), or actually take a look at what's on the board.
    Just today, I saw one guy with his mono-green stompy deck activate Garruk's ultimate and swing with a 9/9, a 10/10, and an 8/8 at my friend (who was playing his tribal Cleric deck). My friend (who had gone from 5 to 23 in a couple turns) just shrugged and said, "Okay, no blocks. I'll take zero."
    The green player gave a doubtful look at the table and asked, "How?"
    My friend pointed at his two copies of Battletide Alchemist and counted up his eight Clerics.
    The turn before, my friend had attacked him with a 9/9 Doubtless One, and instead of double-blocking with Spearbreaker Behemoth and Deus of Calamity and making the Deus indestructible, he opted to simply chump-block with the Behemoth.

    My school play group actually makes me miss my old competitive play group. They actually knew what the heck they were doing.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on Crazy Plays in EDH.
    Quote from scoeri
    Wrong! You quoted it yourself: "[This permanent] is indestructible" is an ability and snakeform removes all abilities...

    Buuuut! If something would make Ulamog indestructible, say Spearbreaker Behemoth, then Ulamog being indestructible would not be removed by Snakeform. Being indestructible is not a static ability such as flying, trample, etc. Being indestructible is neither a measurable characteristic such as: "This permanent is a creature" or "This permanent is red". Being indestructible is simply something that is true about a permanent.

    Conclusion: Ulamog will lose its indestructability by snakeform. Ulamog is indestructible only because there is an ability that grants him indestructibility. And that ability can be removed.


    Yeah, the first line is what made me unsure. I also wasn't entirely sure if "[This permanent] is indestructible" had any rules meaning, or if it was just pointing out "something that's true about a permanent." I guess I was thrown off by the old Marit Lage example.
    But thanks for being overly specific as if I can't comprehend the rules or something.

    Anyway, short story time!

    I got my friend (who was playing Jaya Ballard, Task Mage) to scoop on turn 3.

    Turn 2: Umezawa's Jitte
    Turn 3: Soltari Priest

    Apparently he had a poor hand.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on Crazy Plays in EDH.
    Quote from Partisan
    3 life is huge?


    No, but the 30+ life that he paid in response to the Pithing Needle is huge.

    Quote from cemal
    We had a 3-player game: Rafiq vs Omnath vs a third player, who got killed by the Omnath player. So it was a 1vs1 and Omnath had Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre on the board, which seems very frightening. One attack and Rafiq would be down. So, in the last turn of the Rafiq player, he attacked with Rafiq and Omnath blocked with Ulamog. Omnaths cast Snakeform on Ulamog and Epic Proportions on Rafiq. He killed Ulamog and next turn he won the game. Very epic.


    How did he kill Ulamog? Ulamog is still indestructible, even after Snakeform.
    (Unless I'm misinterpreting the rule for it?)

    Quote from The Comprehensive Rules »
    700.4a Although the text "[This permanent] is indestructible" is an ability, actually being indestructible is neither an ability nor a characteristic. It's just something that's true about a permanent.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on EDH Pet Peeves
    When people who are watching the game hover three inches away from you so they can pick up and read every single card that hits the table. Especially when those people have no idea how to play.

    There's one guy at my school who just... cannot play Magic. His decks have 10 lands in them, and are crammed with many useless cards (like Champion's Drake with no levelers, or Training Drone with no Equipment in the deck).
    Furthermore, he never makes correct plays, never assesses any situation properly ("You're playing infect! I'll swing at you with my Iron Myr!"), and simply cannot comprehend what a good card is. He constantly talks about "needing to pick up copies of Ancient Hellkite" because it's "sooooo good," and he responds to any recommendations or naysaying with a description of what Ancient Hellkite does, as if it's supposed to refute the point that people are trying to make.
    (At one point, he saw an Earth Servant on the table and said, "Oh wow! So basically, if you control six Fires, this guy is a 4/10. That's pretty broken!")
    Whenever he plays a card, he'll either tap too few or too many lands, and he won't even bother to read the card before playing it. ("Why do you have Training Drone in a deck with no Equipment?" "Why, what's Training Drone?" "It's that card in your hand..." "*spends ten seconds reading the card* Oh.")

    I apologize for the rant, but... He's just an anomaly that defies all explanation in my eyes. It seems like he is literally incapable of improving.

    Anyway, I digress. He's a nice guy, but that type of behavior is just unbearably annoying to me.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on Your Epic Fails
    Just today, I was playing a game of EDH against my friend's Jaya Ballard, Task Mage deck. I'm running my Super Poverty Mode Darien deck, and I've gotten my opponent down to around 10. He has nothing on the board except for a lone Hellkite Charger and no cards in hand.
    I have an Order of the Stars naming red, a Mirror Entity with Whispersilk Cloak on it, and an Umezawa's Jitte with three counters on it. I'm at 4 life, and I have six lands.

    The two cards in my hand of relevance were Soltari Priest and Gaze of Justice, as I could play the Priest, then tap my three dudes to do away with his Charger. However, I forgot about the Charger's triggered ability until after I had equipped Jitte and the Cloak to Mirror Entity and passed the turn. No matter how I sliced it, I would still take exact lethal damage.

    I facepalmed so hard.
    Posted in: Magic General
  • posted a message on [NPH] Game Day Promos: Priest of Urabrask & Myr Superion
    Woo, now I can play my promo Priest of Urabrask to play my promo Myr Superion!

    I'm tempted to go to Game Day for these. I'll have fun fitting them into decks.
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
  • posted a message on Exile , literally
    Quote from Trollolo
    next thing you know, creatures that can attack without tapping will have a keyword


    Yeah, same with creatures that can block as though they had flying!
    Posted in: Magic General
  • posted a message on "Unbeatable" board! SEE FIRST POST, EDITED
    I'm surprised no one has suggested Leyline of Sanctity for the unbeatable board yet.
    Posted in: Magic General
  • posted a message on Top 10 NPH cards for Constructed???
    What about Hex Parasite or Birthing Pod? Birthing Pod is like a Fauna Shaman/Food Chain lovechild-thing, and Hex Parasite is quite fond of drinking planeswalkers' milkshakes.
    Posted in: New Card Discussion
  • posted a message on Draft Simulator
    Three Master Splicers and five Hovermyr = fun times.
    Also, three Artillerizes as finishers.

    This is fun!
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
  • posted a message on Worst Cards You've Ever Lost To
    I've lost to a hardcast Runeflare Trap for 1 damage.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on Next Level Kiln Fiend Red
    Quote from SicksEyeUrn
    It makes an awkward t3 play as you really should be trying to win by then as opposed to casting into a creature to attack t4 which is valakut's/caw blades wheelhouse. Also leyline of sanctity just seems to hose the spitfire version so much worse.


    Fair enough.
    Posted in: New Card Discussion
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