Urrghh... I've been n00bified. This is no position for Caesar to be in...
Oh well, how're you all? This is excellent. Oh the possibilities... Philosophy Threads in two places at once! Maybe we can have some kind of MMOPhilosophy action, WITH EXTREME PVP!
Anyway, good to see you all again. We must mafia it up sometime. Do Cool Hand Luke and EricJHerboso know about this place?
I have come from MTGNews, and am dismayed with what I found. What’s this? This Subterranean_Spirit believes he is some kind of dictator, placing the forums under martial law?
And now I find that the moderators have been placed in exile? Rancored_Elf the valiant? Cateran “the Boomstick,” he with the strength of five thousand alligators? Supermouse the swift? Can it be? My brethren, whom I fought beside to liberate MTGNews from the iron rule of DG, have been banished from the very site they served?
Good lord friends! I understand what is going on! This is a coup! A coup I say! Subterranean_Spirit wishes to take my position! He wishes to usurp me as God of MTGNews!
Of course, the signs are all there. First, he takes out the mods, whom I fought beside in the Great War. Then, he proclaims that all who speak against him are banned. THEN he openly introduces himself on the main thread. Why, he’s better at this dictator game than I am! I will need my Praetorian guard!
What?! My Praetorian guard gone too? Verbal? Senori? Salad-tossin’ ljoss? All of them disappeared? This is a catastrophe! I am powerless to do anything! Why, it’s like he’s put me under house arrest without doing anything directly to me!
But fear not friends! I have come to Salvation, and shall continue serving my term as your king! Now, you citizens of Salvation, you may once again proudly raise your right hand and shout, "HAIL CAESAR!" for Highroller has come, and he shall continue to lead you into a golden time of prosperity that will last a thousand years! I am Caesar, HAIL ME!
I'm actually trying to be as neutral as possible on this whole MTGNews affair, an attempt which has probably totally been blown by this post, but alas, humor comes at a price. How's everyone doing?
Oh well, how're you all? This is excellent. Oh the possibilities... Philosophy Threads in two places at once! Maybe we can have some kind of MMOPhilosophy action, WITH EXTREME PVP!
Anyway, good to see you all again. We must mafia it up sometime. Do Cool Hand Luke and EricJHerboso know about this place?
And now I find that the moderators have been placed in exile? Rancored_Elf the valiant? Cateran “the Boomstick,” he with the strength of five thousand alligators? Supermouse the swift? Can it be? My brethren, whom I fought beside to liberate MTGNews from the iron rule of DG, have been banished from the very site they served?
Good lord friends! I understand what is going on! This is a coup! A coup I say! Subterranean_Spirit wishes to take my position! He wishes to usurp me as God of MTGNews!
Of course, the signs are all there. First, he takes out the mods, whom I fought beside in the Great War. Then, he proclaims that all who speak against him are banned. THEN he openly introduces himself on the main thread. Why, he’s better at this dictator game than I am! I will need my Praetorian guard!
What?! My Praetorian guard gone too? Verbal? Senori? Salad-tossin’ ljoss? All of them disappeared? This is a catastrophe! I am powerless to do anything! Why, it’s like he’s put me under house arrest without doing anything directly to me!
But fear not friends! I have come to Salvation, and shall continue serving my term as your king! Now, you citizens of Salvation, you may once again proudly raise your right hand and shout, "HAIL CAESAR!" for Highroller has come, and he shall continue to lead you into a golden time of prosperity that will last a thousand years! I am Caesar, HAIL ME!
I'm actually trying to be as neutral as possible on this whole MTGNews affair, an attempt which has probably totally been blown by this post, but alas, humor comes at a price. How's everyone doing?