Miss Manners
1UU
Instant
You may play ~this~ without paying its mana cost if an opponent says something rude to you. If you do, ~this~ must target that player
Target opponent returns two permanents to their owners' hands. The barbarians were called for more unsportsmanlike conduct calls than any other team... so they killed the ref. Which earned them a delay of game penalty on top of it all.
Aura Dementia
:symw::symb:
Sorcery
Destroy target enchantment. It can't be regenerated. Its controller discards cards from his or her hand equal to that card's converted mana cost
Hair-Strung Koto
1
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "If this creature attacks, all other creatures you control attack if able" and "All creatures must block this creature if able"
Equip 0 "Gee your hair sounds teriffic!"
Temporal Flux
:2mana::symu::symu:
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~this~, remove your hand from the game.
Shuffle your graveyard into your library, then draw cards equal to the number of cards removed from the game by ~this~. Remove ~this~ from the game He wished to live the last ten years over again, but not to be ten years younger as well...
SALAd - Not a good choice. The Wurm was generally too small to win matches alone, so the best you were really aiming for was to rely on Logic to draw when going first.
I don't see how: On my go, play Diamond and Petal, pass turn. When the opponent plays a spell on their turn, sac the petal for and Diamond for :symg::symg::symg:, discarding the Wurm and Logic; play both Madness triggers, counter the spell with the Logic, and play the Wurm.
Unless there's something in the rules that I missed that prevents this, I should have won a lot more than I did. If I misread something, please advise.
Fascist Editor
1U
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all permanents that have had their text changed in any way. "I have NOT approved this message!"
1/2
Demonic Paladin
2BB
Creature - Demon Knight
Double Strike, Protection from White
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature First, he questioned the light, then he turned from it. Now, he hunts it.
3/1
You're tapped out and your opponent has a Plague Fiend ready to block. The Houndmaster would die, but the Lancer would not (because the -1/-1 would kick in before combat damage is assigned)
Hero's Demise ~ Rend Spirit (For you non-math-types "~" is read "is similar to)
Granted, there are more Legendary creatures than Spirits, but does it really warrant: +2 Rarity slots = -1 mana cost? Not too sure about that. But, then, why was Rapid Decay a rare?
Anyways, my guess:
Aura = enchantments, always has
Barbs = damage
Hates enchantments, deals damage, hmmm... red?
Aura Barbs
2R
Instant - Arcane (Uncommon)
Each enchantment deals 2 damage to its controller, then each enchantment enchanting a creature deals damage equal to its converted mana cost to that creature
Today, a young man on acid learned that matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is just a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather...
Not to imply that you're on anything or anything, Hydro; just thought the quote was relevant.
Anyways:
Miss Manners
1UU
Instant
You may play ~this~ without paying its mana cost if an opponent says something rude to you. If you do, ~this~ must target that player
Target opponent returns two permanents to their owners' hands.
The barbarians were called for more unsportsmanlike conduct calls than any other team... so they killed the ref. Which earned them a delay of game penalty on top of it all.
Next card (f'real): Steel Wall
:symw::symb:
Sorcery
Destroy target enchantment. It can't be regenerated. Its controller discards cards from his or her hand equal to that card's converted mana cost
1
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "If this creature attacks, all other creatures you control attack if able" and "All creatures must block this creature if able"
Equip 0
"Gee your hair sounds teriffic!"
Next card: Nine-and-a-half Tails
2U
Instant
Destroy all permanents with cycling. Draw a card for each card put into a graveyard in this way
:2mana::symu::symu:
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~this~, remove your hand from the game.
Shuffle your graveyard into your library, then draw cards equal to the number of cards removed from the game by ~this~. Remove ~this~ from the game
He wished to live the last ten years over again, but not to be ten years younger as well...
I don't see how: On my go, play Diamond and Petal, pass turn. When the opponent plays a spell on their turn, sac the petal for
Unless there's something in the rules that I missed that prevents this, I should have won a lot more than I did. If I misread something, please advise.
1U
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all permanents that have had their text changed in any way.
"I have NOT approved this message!"
1/2
2BB
Creature - Demon Knight
Double Strike, Protection from White
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature
First, he questioned the light, then he turned from it. Now, he hunts it.
3/1
Next: tempest of light<tranquility
Granted, there are more Legendary creatures than Spirits, but does it really warrant: +2 Rarity slots = -1 mana cost? Not too sure about that. But, then, why was Rapid Decay a rare?
Anyways, my guess:
Aura = enchantments, always has
Barbs = damage
Hates enchantments, deals damage, hmmm... red?
Aura Barbs
2R
Instant - Arcane (Uncommon)
Each enchantment deals 2 damage to its controller, then each enchantment enchanting a creature deals damage equal to its converted mana cost to that creature
Greets all!