The treefolk uses his encyclopedic knowledge of chaos to distract the goblin.
Next card: A pocket spy glass.
The goblin uses his pocket spy glass to bat at the treefolk, causing his attention to focus on the goblin instead of the rift which will soon devor it.
Tsunami 2UU
Instant
When you play ~ you may deal 2 damage to each creature without flying on the field. "AAck Fans run its the Tsunami!"
Voted because:
It doesn't make sense from a color pie standpoint (blue boardsweeper?)
It doesn't make sense from a flavor standpoint (how does a Bird of Paradise avoid a 200-foot wave? how does an elephant survive a tsunami?)
The flavor text makes no sense (THE tsunami? And how does running help?)
There's already a card named Tsunami
The numerous templating and grammatarical errors are distracting
Et cetera
Barter U
Instant
Draw a card.
Recycle 2 (As you play this spell, you may pay 2 . If you do, this card is shuffled into your library upon resolution instead of being put in your graveyard.) Squee cried when he was told no one wanted his toy.
Voted because:
Flavor doesn't make sense (the name, effect, and flavor text are all completely unrelated)
The ability has been done before (Beacons, Serra Avatar, et cetera) and doesn't make sense on a card for U
Squee is outdated
Et cetera
Patron of the Orochi - :6mana::symg::symg:
Legendary Creature - Spirit (R)
Snake offering (You may play this card any time you could play an instant by sacrificing a Snake and paying the difference in mana costs between this and the sacrificed Snake. Mana cost includes color.) :symtap:: Untap all forests and all green creatures. Play this ability only once each turn.
7/7
My golly, that might actually fit into a tournament deck.
The goblin uses his pocket spy glass to bat at the treefolk, causing his attention to focus on the goblin instead of the rift which will soon devor it.
Next: A pistachio.
You go to the course and leave with remorse
Because what you did to that beautiful horse
He was sitting so pretty
And your fore was so ******
EDIT: Ripper, too many beats.
If it has Lure, Akroma can't be blocked by black creatures.
Soul Collector > Krovikan Vampire, excluding Lure & Provoke effects.
Flying Men > Cloud Pirates
Banana Chopping Lord.
Because they're awesome.
I hope that's a typo.
No, top 5 die.
Creature - Angel Demon
Flying
When Mindripper Angel comes into play, all players discard their hands.
Tsunami 2UU
Instant
When you play ~ you may deal 2 damage to each creature without flying on the field.
"AAck Fans run its the Tsunami!"
Voted because:
It doesn't make sense from a color pie standpoint (blue boardsweeper?)
It doesn't make sense from a flavor standpoint (how does a Bird of Paradise avoid a 200-foot wave? how does an elephant survive a tsunami?)
The flavor text makes no sense (THE tsunami? And how does running help?)
There's already a card named Tsunami
The numerous templating and grammatarical errors are distracting
Et cetera
Barter U
Instant
Draw a card.
Recycle 2 (As you play this spell, you may pay 2 . If you do, this card is shuffled into your library upon resolution instead of being put in your graveyard.)
Squee cried when he was told no one wanted his toy.
Voted because:
Flavor doesn't make sense (the name, effect, and flavor text are all completely unrelated)
The ability has been done before (Beacons, Serra Avatar, et cetera) and doesn't make sense on a card for U
Squee is outdated
Et cetera
My golly, that might actually fit into a tournament deck.
NEVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!