Think about this though, ever since cards have come out, they have all either been very bad, or broken. Virtually 90% of all the cards released thus far have seen very little play in constructed.
Ancient Protector should be an artifact CREATURE, and probably should only affect other creatures you control (may not be necessary, but better safe than sorry.). Also, I'm not sure, but it may cause an infinite loop when you have two. *thinks about Krark's Thumb + Mirror Gallery* Maybe not. Meh.
For reference,
Ancient Protector -
Artifact
Damage that would be dealt to creatures you control is dealt to Ancient Protector instead.
The Marzan believed their ancient gods watched over them, and when danger came their faith was rewarded.
1/5
Uncommon
#261/315
Wow. I've been coming over to "real" over the past few days, but I am dumbfounded that none of the obvious screw-ups were fixed except for the italics. What a horrible ad.
Guys, scanning does not make borders screw up completely. Scanning does not make the fact that something could easily have been faked less true. Scanning does not make photoshop jobs suddenly not be horrid. Scanning does not make ads less horrible.
Plus, I doubt this was scanned. And r_e didn't post scans, he posted SCREENSHOTS. Which do nothing but reduce the resolution.
Faking the Caretaker would be a cinch. Flip the art that you have, superimpose over similar art found elsewhere and modified for color scheme and so on. Voila. It wouldn't stand up to inspection alone, but in this case, it doesn't need to. And there is no way Tiddy did this. He's much, much better at Photoshop. If this isn't a fake, Wizards seriously needs to get a better ad agency.
Fixed.
For reference,
Ancient Protector -
Artifact
Damage that would be dealt to creatures you control is dealt to Ancient Protector instead.
The Marzan believed their ancient gods watched over them, and when danger came their faith was rewarded.
1/5
Uncommon
#261/315
Golem, obviously.
Plus, I doubt this was scanned. And r_e didn't post scans, he posted SCREENSHOTS. Which do nothing but reduce the resolution.
And I say fake, definitely.
http://www.turner.com/planet/mp3/cp_open.mp3
wow.
He made the poster. He's the faker.
Dear god no.