MTG Salvation

I recently opened up a very gay thread in avatar and sig shop where people could go to get all the gay sig images they wanted.

Soon after the thread was opened, Le Gambit edited the thread title to remove all mention of the word "gay" and replaced the word "gay" in the thread text with the word "best."

One requester immediately withdrew his request, as he could not accept an avatar from a non-gay thread. He only accepted the avatar after being assured of its gayness. Persecution threatens to put me out of business, against the free market principles this country stands on.

I make a lot of gay sig images (making sig images is an integral part of gay culture, of which I am a part) and just want to share them with people. Please restore to my thread all the gayness it is due.

Quote from god child

I cannot stand your current sig image. so bad.


you should probally make me an avatar that is even sweeter than my sig image

how's dis


i'll look like he's sayin your posts
SAYIN YOUR POSTS

edit:
< hey i'm god child just sayin a post over here, whatever, you know

MTGS MODS WANT MY THREAD IN THE CLoSET

WE ARE HERE WE ARE QUEER GET USED To IT

GoD CHILD I WILL DO YOUR AVATAR LATER TODAY

yo le gambit why you editing my thread

are you straight or something

god you're picky

ehhh not great

what's up guys

i had the best sig shop with kingcobweb and then i shut it down but now i'm back to give you the athiest damn sigs there ever will be

if you want to use a sig in this thread, don't ask permission or anything, just post "yo i gots this one"

here are some of the sigs i have done in the past, feel free to use


here are some new sigs!!!









now for one in the style of old-school kcw:

Changes made

Quote from Knowledge

When are we to sumbit decks? and by what date?

whenever the next guy decides to set the due date

Well, I pretty much don't have the time or drive to really do these anymore, so I'm done. Anybody else who wants to pick up the reins feel free. I'm going out by doing comments and all the matches on this one.

1 - Goblinboy - Black Lotus, Dust Bowl, Lavaborn Muse
Nobody's Mused This in a While
Woo, goin' out on top. I love Muse and I don't understand why it gets so little use these days.

2 - Halinn - Ensnaring Bridge, Mishra's Workshop, Scalding Tongs
3CB Decklist
Old Faithful

3 - Chimpanzee - Hollow Trees, Maze of Ith, Garruk Wildspeaker
Born to Be Wild
Didn't do as well this week. I guess the metagame's adjusting.

4 - Wrath_of_DoG - Scrubland, Isamaru, Hound of Konda, Duress
Now with Win Condition!
See, this is good, but I'm pretty sure that with Thoughtseize this would have only gotten like 3 more points, against Dreadnought. Thoughtseize isn't all that bad really.

5 - Dusk_ - Mox Sapphire, Rishadan Port, Imaginary Pet
Pet Project
Wow, it's the ONLY good use of Port I've ever seen. It came in really useful, and this is the right deck for it.

6 - Knowledge - Mishra's Factory, Mishra's Factory, Aeolipile
Sad Cow.
Seems like a different second land could have been handy, but I guess this gained you some points vs. Rishadan Port. Aeolipile was a little small to hit much this time.

7 - WhammWhamme - Sand Silos, Energy Field, Palinchron
[Slow but steady often wins the race]
Energy Field is one of those cards - it either cleans house or does really badly. Guess which week this is!

8 - The_Mad_Tapper - City of Traitors, Illusionary Mask, Phyrexian Dreadnought
Dreadful
Another deck that nobody plays anymore for no good reason. Hooray for 12/12s.

X|1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
-------------------
1|X-6-6-3-6-6-2-2 = 31
2|0-X-6-1-4-6-2-6 = 25
3|0-0-X-2-0-6-2-6 = 16
4|3-4-2-X-3-2-0-3 = 17
5|0-1-6-3-X-6-6-4 = 26
6|0-0-0-2-0-X-0-0 = 2
7|2-2-2-6-0-6-X-3 = 21
8|2-0-0-3-1-6-3-X = 15

1 - Goblinboy (1) - Nobody's Mused This in a While - 31
2 - DusK_ (5) - Pet Project - 25
3 - Halinn (2) - 3CB Decklist - 25
4 - WhammWhamme (7) - [Slow but steady often wins the race] - 21
5 - Wrath_of_Dog (4) - Now with Win Condition! - 17
6 - Chimpanzee (3) - Born to Be Wild - 16
7 - The_Mad_Tapper (8) - Dreadful - 15
8 - Knowledge (6) - Sad Cow - 2

I know, I didn't want to include it all because it's long. There it is, though.

Added, and I did 3 and 7 too.

Do your own matchups!

Remember that this week's special format was: Each player begins the game with a 2/2 Knight token in play.

1 - Goblinboy - Blinkmoth Nexus, Plains, Swords to Plowshares
Flying Over Bored Tokens

2 - The_Mad_Tapper - Dryad Arbor, Contagion, Unmask
Free token, free dryad, free spells, free everything!

3 - Halinn - Foil, Island, Nether Spirit
fin

4 - Wrath_of_DoG - Leyline of Singularity, Chalice of the Void, Karakas
Old Faithful

5 - WhammWhamme - Leyline of Singularity, Mishra's Factory, Karakas
Violating the integrity of the format...

6 - jcsuperstar - Saprazzan Skerry, Legacy's Allure, Imaginary Pet
Halloween is Skerry!

7 - Dusk_ - Leyline of Singularity, Karakas, Isamaru, Hound of Konda
Knights?

X|1-2-3-4-5-6-7
-----------------
1|X-2-6-6-6-0-6 = 26
2|2-X-6-6-6-0-6 = 26
3|0-0-X-2-0-2-2 = 6
4|0-0-2-X-
5|0-0-6-
6|6-6-2-2-2-X-2 = 20
7|0-0-2-

Watch list:
Wheel of Torture
Oblivion Ring
Dread

Banned cards:

PLEASE CHECK YOUR DECK BEFORE SUBMITTING
The Rack
Form of the Dragon
Barren Glory
Leonin Squire
Show and Tell
Misguided Rage

Balance
Restore Balance

Strip Mine
Ghost Quarter
Wasteland
Glacial Chasm

Blackmail
Brain Pry
Coercion
Thoughtseize
Pulse of the Dross
Cabal Therapy
Mesmeric Fiend
Abandon Hope
Nezumi Shortfang

Meddling Mage
Voidstone Gargoyle

All ante cards
Any card that forces your opponent to discard more than 1 card a turn.
Any non-mass-produced card (Proposal, 1996 World Champion, etc.)
Unglued
Unhinged

Banned Decks:
*Any deck that can feasibly force your opponent to discard more than 1 card a turn. (The word force here is important. Mind Bomb is still legal, unless combined with Mindslaver ) (NOTE: Remove-From-Hand effects count as discarding)
*Any deck that can feasibly win on the first turn. (i.e. no matter who goes first, your deck cannot goldfish before the start of their second turn)

The Next Tournament
The next tournament starts right now and will be tabulated on the closing day. PM your submissions to me by Saturday, November 10 at midnight PST and results will be posted soon thereafter.

THE NEXT TOURNAMENT IS A NORMAL FORMAT
Nothing special this week!

If you have any questions about this format, about the rules, or simply want to see some statistics about the game, visit 3cb.DratItAll.com The Embarrassingly Crappy Looking Out of Date 3CB page!
On the page, you'll find links to all the 3CB's. I won't be updating the all-time rankings anymore though.

Also, everyone, Listen Up:
New format for suggesting corrections:

Quote from This is what it should look like »

Player#1's NUMBER- Player Name1 - Decklist 1
Player#2's NUMBER - Player Name2 - Decklist 2
Current Match Score
Suggested Match Score

Explain Why

I'd sincerely appreciate all suggestions being in that format. Having the decklist number of what I'm correcting in the post makes things 100% easier for me. Thanks.

ANYway,

Feel free to discuss this week's and next week's 3CB in this thread and post any questions you may have! Good Luck!

-Goblinboy

Quote from andelijah

I don't play the Sporesower until he plays the Riftwing, and then outrace him easily. And if he doesn't play the Riftwing, I can stop his Factory. Therefore its a tie.

Fixed

Sweet. I filled in/checked Death_By_Beebles, and we're done. Congrats Dusk_.

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