Extract Brain 6BB
Sorcery
All opponents discard their hands. You draw that many cards.
Pain and Suffering 2BR
Enchantment
All creatures get -1/-1.
At the beginning of each upkeep, Pain And Suffering deals 1 damage to each creature. The masochist says, "Hit me, hit me!" The sadist says, "No."
Channel the Divine 2WW
Instant
Target creature gains the creature type Angel in addition to its other types, is white, gets +4/+4, and gains flying and protection from red and black until end of turn.
Synthesized Alchemy 1U
Instant
As an additional cost to pay Synthesized Alchemy, sacrifice an artifact.
Search your library for an artifact card and put it in your hand. Then, search your deck for an artifact and put it on top of your deck.
Sorayume, Shapegiver 3UUU
Legendary Creature-Spirit Shapeshifter
As Sorayume, Shapegiver comes into play, choose a non-legendary creature in play.
All other creatures are a copy of the chosen creature.
4/4 What shall everyone be today? Let's see-we had dragons yesterday, maybe oozes-no, did that a week ago-perhaps kobolds will be fun.
Mana Alchemizer X
Artifact
Mana Alchemizer comes into play with X charge counters on it.
Return Mana Alchemizer to your hand: Add X to your mana pool. You can't play Mana Alchemizer again this turn.
Golem-Grafter Alchemist 1UU
Creature-Human Artificer
U, T, Return an artifact you own to your hand: Put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact creature.
1/1
Lone Knight 1RR
Creature-Human Knight
First Strike
Whenever Lone Knight attacks alone, it gains flanking. 1R: Target creature can't block Lone Knight until end of turn.
3/2 “Ten thousand knights couldn’t turn the tide of this war. One might.”
Enchant Non-Black Creature
B: Destroy enchanted creature. It can't be regenerated.
Just walking along
Suddenly, out of nowhere
Hobo takes wallet
Oshi-
Should not have done that
Sorcery
All opponents discard their hands. You draw that many cards.
Pain and Suffering 2BR
Enchantment
All creatures get -1/-1.
At the beginning of each upkeep, Pain And Suffering deals 1 damage to each creature.
The masochist says, "Hit me, hit me!" The sadist says, "No."
Channel the Divine 2WW
Instant
Target creature gains the creature type Angel in addition to its other types, is white, gets +4/+4, and gains flying and protection from red and black until end of turn.
Synthesized Alchemy 1U
Instant
As an additional cost to pay Synthesized Alchemy, sacrifice an artifact.
Search your library for an artifact card and put it in your hand. Then, search your deck for an artifact and put it on top of your deck.
DB vs. Omen
Judged by Absolutionis
Sorayume, Shapegiver 3UUU
Legendary Creature-Spirit Shapeshifter
As Sorayume, Shapegiver comes into play, choose a non-legendary creature in play.
All other creatures are a copy of the chosen creature.
4/4
What shall everyone be today? Let's see-we had dragons yesterday, maybe oozes-no, did that a week ago-perhaps kobolds will be fun.
Enchantment
All lands are Basic lands.
Instant
Destroy target non-black, non-artifact creature at the end of its controller's next turn. It can't be regenerated.
Artifact-Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Bio-Alchemical Claw Graft can't be unequipped.
When equipped creature leaves play, sacrifice Bio-Alchemical Claw Graft.
Equip 0
Mana Alchemizer X
Artifact
Mana Alchemizer comes into play with X charge counters on it.
Return Mana Alchemizer to your hand: Add X to your mana pool. You can't play Mana Alchemizer again this turn.
Golem-Grafter Alchemist 1UU
Creature-Human Artificer
U, T, Return an artifact you own to your hand: Put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact creature.
1/1
Creature-Human Artificer
RR, T: Destroy target artifact.
When Reverse Engineer leaves play, draw 2 cards.
2/2
Instant
Target player shuffles his hand into his deck.
There's nothing worse than a goblin calling you an idiot.
On Earth, No One Can Hear You Say "Um".
Judge: Sos
Lone Knight 1RR
Creature-Human Knight
First Strike
Whenever Lone Knight attacks alone, it gains flanking.
1R: Target creature can't block Lone Knight until end of turn.
3/2
“Ten thousand knights couldn’t turn the tide of this war. One might.”
Creature-Human Ninja Monk
Ninjutsu 1U
Whenever Zen Archer deals damage to a player, you may return it to your hand.
2/2
Next-Kobold
Instant
All creatures you control gain flying and islandwalk until end of turn.
Bast
Bust
But
Nut
Not
Net
Next
Net
Neat
Heat
Heart
Hear
Her
Here
Nest: I'm The Guy They Called Deep Throat
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for every creature with trample in play.