Hypnos, Lord of Sleep 3UU
Legendary Creature-Human Wizard
When Hypnos comes into play, tap all creatures.
When Hypnos leaves play, untap all creatures.
3/5 It leaves nothing but wake in its death.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie
and with strange aeons"-
and by this, he means bloody peculiar aeons; we are not talking about your normal aeons at all-
"even death can die."
Winning Through Intimidation 1WR
Enchantment
Whenever a creature would attack you, flip a coin. If you win, remove it from combat. "What the- There's like a trillion goblins out there! How is that thing going to help at all?" "That's the point: they don't know either."
"They can't stop us. We're on a mission from Serra."
Cannibalism 1BG
Enchantment-Aura
Enchant Creature
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature. He quickly decided he wasn't hungry after all...
Elan, The Stupendously Incompetent 2R
Legendary Creature-Human Bard
T, Sing a song: Roll a six-sided dice:
1-Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
2-Target creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn
3-Target creature you control gets -1/-0 until end of turn.
4-Target creature you control gets -0/-1 until end of turn.
5-Put a 5/5 red Legendary God token named Banjo into play.
6-Roll twice, ignoring a result of six.
2/2 "Bluff, bluff, bluff the stupid ogre..."
"I love the smell of bat guano in the morning. Smells like...victory!"
Ides of March B
Enchantment
Fading 3
As Ides of March comes into play, choose a creature.
When Ides of March leaves play, if there are no Fade counters on it, destroy the chosen creature. It can't be regenerated. He was getting awfully tired of hearing about his doom from three different oracles.
"I don't give a crap about your dumb sword, and I'm tired of your pointles rules, like 'Don't kill Elan'."
Cannibalism BBB
Enchantment
BB, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on all creatures that share a type with it. "You did eat Liko's arm! I ought to-"
-Gull, to Egg Sucker
"Now, students, what have we learned about wearing safety goggles?" -Darik, Professor of Alchemy
Bile from Beyond 2BBB
Creature-Elemental
Whenever Bile from Beyond attacks, all players gain a poison counter.
4/4
"I've been in several gory and visceral battles. Though, there is nothing that could have prepared me from what i just saw... EEEEEWWWW!"
"Don't think of it as dying. Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush."
Legendary Creature-Human Wizard
When Hypnos comes into play, tap all creatures.
When Hypnos leaves play, untap all creatures.
3/5
It leaves nothing but wake in its death.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie
and with strange aeons"-
and by this, he means bloody peculiar aeons; we are not talking about your normal aeons at all-
"even death can die."
Enchantment
Whenever a creature would attack you, flip a coin. If you win, remove it from combat.
"What the- There's like a trillion goblins out there! How is that thing going to help at all?"
"That's the point: they don't know either."
"They can't stop us. We're on a mission from Serra."
HOBO-FEST
HUZZAH
VETINARI
Enchantment-Aura
Enchant Creature
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
He quickly decided he wasn't hungry after all...
You made zombie...ducks?
Legendary Creature-Human Bard
T, Sing a song: Roll a six-sided dice:
1-Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
2-Target creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn
3-Target creature you control gets -1/-0 until end of turn.
4-Target creature you control gets -0/-1 until end of turn.
5-Put a 5/5 red Legendary God token named Banjo into play.
6-Roll twice, ignoring a result of six.
2/2
"Bluff, bluff, bluff the stupid ogre..."
"I love the smell of bat guano in the morning. Smells like...victory!"
Enchantment
Fading 3
As Ides of March comes into play, choose a creature.
When Ides of March leaves play, if there are no Fade counters on it, destroy the chosen creature. It can't be regenerated.
He was getting awfully tired of hearing about his doom from three different oracles.
"I don't give a crap about your dumb sword, and I'm tired of your pointles rules, like 'Don't kill Elan'."
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Let There Be Light
Enchantment
BB, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on all creatures that share a type with it.
"You did eat Liko's arm! I ought to-"
-Gull, to Egg Sucker
"Now, students, what have we learned about wearing safety goggles?"
-Darik, Professor of Alchemy
Sorcery
Target player discards his hand.
Sometimes laughter isn't the best medicine.
"You would think the Apocalypse would be slightly less...pleasent, wouldn't you?"
Creature-Elemental
Whenever Bile from Beyond attacks, all players gain a poison counter.
4/4
"I've been in several gory and visceral battles. Though, there is nothing that could have prepared me from what i just saw... EEEEEWWWW!"
"Don't think of it as dying. Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush."