Zuruzuru, the All-Seeing EyestalkU2
Creature - Slug Ninja
Ninjutsu B1
When ~ comes into play, reveal target opponent's hand. If you used ninjutsu to bring ~ into play, choose a card from it to discard.
0/2 In the heat of battle, you never know what can slither by underfoot.
Aaaand now the new one:
I assume the ---- is asking us to insert yet another creature type?
Kavu Colbear :symr::symr::1mana:
Creature - Kavu Human Bear
Whenever ~ blocks or is blocked by another bear, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
:symtap:, RR: ~ deals 3 damage to target bear.
2/2 He's half man, half Kavu, and half godless killing machine.
Zuruzuru, the All-Seeing EyestalkU2
Creature - Slug Ninja
Ninjutsu
When ~ comes into play, reveal target opponent's hand. If you used ninjutsu to bring ~ into play, choose a card from it to discard.
0/2 In the heat of battle, you never know what can slither by underfoot.
I thought as long as we're designing around impossible types, I might as well make a completely impossible card...
Cursed Tracker :symu::symgb::symgb:
Creature - Elf Djinn
Flying, defender, phasing
If you control another Djinn, Cursed Druid never phases out.
:symu:, :symtap:: Phase out Cursed Tracker.
:symg:, :symtap:: You gain 3 life.
:symb:, :symtap:: You lose 1 life. Destroy target non-black creature.
4/4 She longed for her clan, for her forest - to go back to the time before this hideous transformation.
Hungry Cannibal :symb::symb::sym2b::sym2b:
Creature - Demon
~ comes into play with four -1/-1 counters on it. Every time ~ deals damage to a creature, place a -1/-1 counter on it and remove a -1/-1 counter from ~.
6/6
Mad Scribbling :symu::xmana:
Instant
Play only if you control a planeswalker. X is the number of spells on the stack. Remove all spells on the stack from the game. "He summoned a terrible beast.called upon an angelic protector.signaled to a sneaky ninja. went back to sleep."
Song of Vengeance :symw::symw:1
Instant
Target knight receives +1/+1 for every opponent's creature that dealt damage last turn. "A chill curled up their spines. The old man had returned - and he was out for their blood."
Oops! Let me go back and revise it.
Zuruzuru, the All-Seeing Eyestalk U2
Creature - Slug Ninja
Ninjutsu B1
When ~ comes into play, reveal target opponent's hand. If you used ninjutsu to bring ~ into play, choose a card from it to discard.
0/2
In the heat of battle, you never know what can slither by underfoot.
Aaaand now the new one:
I assume the ---- is asking us to insert yet another creature type?
Kavu Colbear :symr::symr::1mana:
Creature - Kavu Human Bear
Whenever ~ blocks or is blocked by another bear, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
:symtap:, RR: ~ deals 3 damage to target bear.
2/2
He's half man, half Kavu, and half godless killing machine.
Next: Elephant Sliver
Creature - Slug Ninja
Ninjutsu
When ~ comes into play, reveal target opponent's hand. If you used ninjutsu to bring ~ into play, choose a card from it to discard.
0/2
In the heat of battle, you never know what can slither by underfoot.
Next: Elephant Sliver
Cursed Tracker :symu::symgb::symgb:
Creature - Elf Djinn
Flying, defender, phasing
If you control another Djinn, Cursed Druid never phases out.
:symu:, :symtap:: Phase out Cursed Tracker.
:symg:, :symtap:: You gain 3 life.
:symb:, :symtap:: You lose 1 life. Destroy target non-black creature.
4/4
She longed for her clan, for her forest - to go back to the time before this hideous transformation.
Next: Dragon Slug
Land - Mountain
:symtap:: Sacrifice two other lands or four red permanents. Gain control of target artifact.
Next: S.N.O.T.
Creature - Demon
~ comes into play with four -1/-1 counters on it. Every time ~ deals damage to a creature, place a -1/-1 counter on it and remove a -1/-1 counter from ~.
6/6
Next: :symu::symu:1/2
Instant
Play only if you control a planeswalker. X is the number of spells on the stack. Remove all spells on the stack from the game.
"He
summoned a terrible beast.called upon an angelic protector.signaled to a sneaky ninja.went back to sleep."Instant
Target knight receives +1/+1 for every opponent's creature that dealt damage last turn.
"A chill curled up their spines. The old man had returned - and he was out for their blood."
Last Rites