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Cythare posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeoplePosted in: Custom Card Contests and Games -
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HomaridHomey posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeoplePosted in: Custom Card Contests and GamesQuote from admirableadmiralI suspect a certain Homarid is going to take #50k whether we're awake to witness it or not.
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AsianInvasion posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeoplePosted in: Custom Card Contests and GamesQuote from ChemtrailsN-no.
Oh man, did I get a good laugh out of that one.
Burrling 1G
Creature - Brushwagg {C}
Whenever Burrling blocks or becomes blocked, it gets -1/+1 until end of turn.
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Emocakes posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleProbably. I work too much.Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
Actually just picked up an extra hour tomorrow. Getting paid quad-time though.
It gets better, double time on top of that. Now I'm just bragging. -
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Megiddo posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleOh, I didn't know we got to have Batterskull in this vacuum.Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games -
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Chemtrails posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleYou're alive! I was beginning to think the stoats had finally risen up against you.Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
Does everybody remember that terrible spate of Avacyn Restored challenges I made you suffer through? Now you get to know why. -
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Oculus posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleCurrent Scores:Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
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Tier IX: Club Superstars
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CrustaceanCrusader - 105
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Oculus - 69
AsianInvasion - 68
Sir Aureus - 61
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Tier VI: The Panth30n
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PanchoPonceN - 47
k-rad - 40
avatarz - 38
Cythare - 36
Megiddo - 35
Prophylaxis - 31
Small Child - 30
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Tier V: Titans of Twenty
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Stapler - 28
swishh - 27
Mdenham - 24
Ninja Caterpie - 24
MOON-E - 23
Emocakes - 22
Gerrard's Mom - 22
pstmdrn - 21
void_nothing - 21
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Tier IV: Tenfold Champions
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arbitraryarmor - 19
Cardz5000 - 17
The_Cooler - 17
Atogaholic - 15
Rithaniel - 15
ced395 - 14
The Most Curious Thing - 14
Lanxal - 13
Sir Karn - 13
Winterspring - 13
Piar - 11
Icarael - 10
Ink-Treader - 10
MirrorEntity - 10
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Tier III: The Pentarch Elite
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Rudyard - 9
Socrates - 9
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Brofaux - 8
MagicBrains - 8
TacticalCelebrant - 8
Volrath the Risen - 8
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Vishamon - 6
Alabran - 5
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Krey - 5
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Maokun - 5
Marco - 5
Phyrexian Editor - 5
Rimeshade - 5
spaceyjdjames - 5
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Klejs - 3
Polendino - 3
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TacticalCelebrant posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleHo Ho Ho. I've made a list and I've checked it twice. Time to find out who's naughty and who's nice.Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
Nice cards are cards that encompass the flavor of the season. Good flavor = good Presents score.
:glee:/10
Naughty cards are ones that have a lot of fun breaking the rules. These holiday promo cards almost traditionally do something outside the rules of Magic. Break the rules in a fun way and you will get a great Coal score.
:evillol:/10
Quote from AsianInvasionFestive Spirit RGW
Creature - Spirit {R}
Flying, lifelink
Whenever you gain life, each other player may gain that much life.
5/5
Quite festive. Everyone gaining life is quite in the spirit of giving. Give 'til it hurts, then give some more. Edit: it's red white and green. Have another point. Presents! 9/10
As admirableadmiral pointed out, everyone can gain infinite life with this. While putting infinite combos in a single card is against the rules of Magic card design, it's not really against the rules of the game. Plus it's not that fun after a couple of uses. Coal! 1/10
Quote from admirableadmiral
Elemental 5
Artifact Creature — Construct [M]
Trample
0: You may shuffle a card you own from outside of the game into your library. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Elemental.
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I don't know about you, but spam isn't really a holiday tradition for a lot of people. Though it does seem to show up everywhere. Presents! 4/10
Ha! Very thematic. Spamming up your deck to beef up your monster. The effect is not unprecedented, but it does look like fun. Until you realize that after you swing in with a 30/30 trample you don't care how often you draw a forest, or raging goblin, or whatever you have on hand. Coal! 6/10
Quote from ChemtrailsSanta's bringing reposts this year.
Rigged Cracker 1R
Sorcery (R)
You and target opponent play a game of tug of war using Rigged Cracker. Rigged Cracker deals 5 damage to the loser.
"I want the hat!"
Oh yeah, those party popper things. Those are fun, although the prizes are often as disappointing as those found in a crackerjack box. Still, there's plenty of fun to be had in fighting over the best stuff. Presents! 9/10
Holiday cards are fine places to put physical dexterity/strength games as far as I can tell. And this ties in to the flavor of your card very well. I could totally see something like this being the holiday promo one of these years. Coal! 9/10
Quote from PolendinoMagical ChristmasLand{R}If Magical Christmas is in your opening hand, you may exile it. If you do, search your library for a card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Magical Christmas enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add to your mana pool.
Ha ha ha, that's great! Well, mostly great. Magical chistmasland is a pretty meta joke that a lot of people wouldn't get. Not that many people know that it's a term for an off the wall awesome lucky opening couple of plays. Good representation of it though. Presents! 7/10
Nothing extraordinarily rules breaking here. There's even been a cycle of cards that give you a bonus if it's in your opening hand. I suppose you broke some naming conventions, but that's not very naughty. No coal for you. Coal! 0/10
Quote from AmShegarHoliday Spirit (of Consumerism) 2B
Enchantment
Whenever a player wants to cast a card, he or she announces it. If he or she does, he or she reveals this card from the zone it is in. All players start betting mana starting with a mana cost of this card, adding any amount of nonzero colorless mana with each bet. Player who wins casts the card without paying its mana cost.
Wait, there is a turd smiley? Classy.
A jab at the consumerism pervading the holiday season. Take that society! Rather holiday themed these days. Presents!8/10
Holiday cards give you an excuse to use unconventional wording, which is something I think this card really needs. Right now it looks very lawyerley and that takes some of the fun out of it. Coal! 4/10
Quote from pstmdrn:chewie::chewie:
Nog Fog G
Creature - Ooze R
When Nog Fog enters the battlefield, put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of cups of egg nog you've drunk during this game.
Whenever you drink a cup of egg nog, put a +1/+1 counter on Nog Fog.
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Why can't we have egg nog all year round? It's so good! Unfortunately for us nog lovers, your card is very seasonal. Presents! 9/10
Oh man, another card that can get infinite if a condition is met. Those are fun for kitchen table games, but I know a couple of people who would have a heart attack just to win with this card. It breaks the rules in a fun way, but we are not encouraging unhealthy consumption of occasionally alcoholic beverages in this judging. Coal!N/A/10
Quote from Lapson2Mistletoe
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant creature
Enchant creature
Prevent all combat damage enchanted creatures would deal to each other.
Excellent! This is the perfect blend of flavor and function for me! Just look at it. It screams flavor with the holiday tradition of two people kissing under the mistletoe. Presents! 10/10
And it bleeds fun rules breaking mechanical interpretation when you read the enchant creature line twice. Sure it doesn't work that way, but who cares? It's the holidays! You can recognize what this card is supposed to do even though it doesn't function that way, and to me, that's what the holidays are all about. wait... Coal! 10/10
Quote from void_nothingArmageddon Dreidel 4
Artifact Creature - Juggernaut (R)
Whenever Armageddon Dreidel attacks, spin it around on the table by one of its corners. If it lands face up and facing an opponent, untap it and draw a card. If it lands face up and facing you, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it gains trample until end of turn. If it lands face down and facing an opponent, it gains double strike until end of turn. If it lands face down and facing you, shuffle it into its owner's library and you gain life equal to twice its power.
To escape alive and with its treasure you'll need a great... well, you know.
3/3
Turning a magic card into a holiday themed toy! what a great idea. Very flavorful and very holiday themed. Presents!10/10
I think these physical dexterity games fit really well on these holiday promo cards, and this is an excellent execution of that concept. Plus it makes for a fun subgame. Excellent holiday card overall. Coal10/10
Those last two were so great I'm reluctant to judge because there might be more good cards coming. Oh well. I'm sure we can do it again next year!
Two cards were so great I decided there should be two winners! The winners of the fake noncannon subgame are Lapson2 and void_nothing! Congrats! Honorable mention to everyone else! There is no prize!
As a reminder this holiday themed subchallenge was non-cannon and the current club flamingo winner continues to be rudyard.
The IIW is still one color card versus its two color rival. -
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Ophidian Eye posted a message on Art by students with special needsWow, that poem by Michael Alessi really got to me on an emotional level. The way all of them, the poems, seemed so soul bearing was wonderful.Posted in: Talk and Entertainment -
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AsianInvasion posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeoplePosted in: Custom Card Contests and GamesQuote from CythareBut with Life and Limb you could populate them!
I hate you so much right now.
Quote from pstmdrnParasite Infestation 2B
Enchantment - Aura Curse U
Enchant Player
During enchanted player's upkeep, that player puts a 0/1 green insect creature token onto the battlefield for each creature they control, then Parasite Infestation deals damage to them equal to the number of insect tokens they control.
Most pets come with fleas.
Erm...this can get out of control really quickly. Did you mean for this to count "each creature [that player] controls that isn't an Insect token?"
Also, I'm not sure if "Insect token" is the correct template. Saproling Burst suggests the more specific:
"At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, for each creature that player controls that wasn't put onto the battlefield by Parasite Infestation, that player puts a 0/1 black Insect creature token onto the battlefield. Then each token that was put onto the battlefield by Parasite Infestation deals 1 damage to its controller."
That last tweak was an adjustment more for flavor's sake than function's. If we don't care about being that specific:
"At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, for each non-Insect creature that player controls, that player puts a 0/1 black Insect creature token onto the battlefield. Then each Insect that player controls deals 1 damage to him or her."
It's more likely that a newly released card will look like the latter. Also, Takklemaggot nightmares. - To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
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It's going great! The celebration will continue through the weekend. On Saturday I am having a party where we're drafting my cube and drafting Theros! My work gave me a huge crystal skull full of Vodka! I haven't returned from the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull yet!
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I am a valiant defender of love, but true love, the energy that binds the universe, not some sugar and saccharine pining of a pop culture tart!
But, I continue to retain my utmost respect and love for you!
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I'll re-work it.
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This a global health epidemic. I understand cultural differences, but human rights violations should never fall under the umbrella of cultural difference. The point of human rights is that all people, regardless of culture, have the same basic human rights.
I posted it because I want to help people understand the severity of rape in our society and hope people think twice before they think of date raping someone, punishing someone with rape, entertaining themselves by raping or feel entitled to rape someone.
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