Waste Spectre 1WW
Creature - Spectre
Protection from Black
Whenever Waste Spectre attacks and is unblocked, you may pay B. If you do, the defending player discards a card.
3/2
Giant Suplex RR
Sorcery
Giant Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature.
If you control a giant, Giant Suplex instead deals 6 damage. "WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WHEN HULKMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHERRRRR!?"
Next:
Schrodinger's Revenge
Kingseeker Frampt
Knight Lautrec of Carim
Desecrated Sphinx 4BB
Creature - Zombie Sphinx
Flying
Whenever Desecrated Sphinx deals combat damage to a player, that player names a card, then reveals the top card of their library. If that card is not the named card, Desecrated Sphinx deals 3 damage to that player. The sphinx is blind. By answering its riddle, all you do is tell it where you are.
5/4
Materia Blade 4
Artifact - Equipment Imprint - 3: Exile an instant or sorcery card from your hand imprinted on Materia Blade. Return any other cards imprinted on Materia Blade to their owners' hands.
Equipped creature gets +X/+X where X is the converted mana cost of the imprinted card.
If the imprinted card is white, equipped creature gains vigilance. If blue, hexproof. If black, first strike. If red, "R: equipped creature gets +1/+0 until the end of turn." If green, trample.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may copy the imprinted card and cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Equip 4
Next:
Ring of Favor and Protection
Enraged Goblins
Essence of Zorg
Dragonlord Yugblaad 4RG
Creature - Giant Shaman
Dragons you control have haste and "Whenever this creature attacks, destroy target creature with converted mana cost 2 or less."
6/6
Next:
Everyone! Get In Here!
Yurnero the Juggernaut
Meepo the Geomancer
Diablo, Lord of Terror 4BBR
Legendary Creature - Devil BR: Destroy all nonblack, nonartifact creatures blocking Diablo.
Whenever Diablo dies, exile it attached to target creature. As long as that creature is on the battlefield, you may cast Diablo from exile.
7/7
Next:
Everyone, Get In Here!
Play the Wind
Cereal Killer
Enthralling Beauty WW
Creature - Human
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Enthralling Beauty
Whenever Enthralling Beauty attacks, transform it at the end of turn.
0/1
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Banished Mer-Princess {U}
Creature - Merfolk
Islandwalk
Whenever Banished Mer-Princess attacks and isn't blocked, the defending player taps two untapped lands they control.
0/2
Next:
Play the Wind
Everyone! Get in Here!
Vorpal Combat
Wilt-Leaf Adoptee
Creature - Goblin 1(R/G): Sacrifice Wilt-Leaf Adoptee: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
1/1
Creature - Spectre
Protection from Black
Whenever Waste Spectre attacks and is unblocked, you may pay B. If you do, the defending player discards a card.
3/2
Next:
Cogsprite Wrangler
Goblin Intern
Goblin Face-Eater
Enchantment
Opponents cannot scry.
1U: Scry 2. Use this ability only once per turn, and only as a sorcery.
Next:
Dreadbane
Infested Mogg
Cogsprite Wrangler
Scheme
When you set this scheme in motion, your opponents choose one player among themselves. You control that player's next turn.
Next:
Hunter's Mark
Dreadbane
Goblin Valet
Sorcery
Giant Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature.
If you control a giant, Giant Suplex instead deals 6 damage.
"WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WHEN HULKMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHERRRRR!?"
Next:
Schrodinger's Revenge
Kingseeker Frampt
Knight Lautrec of Carim
Creature - God
Indestructible
You may sacrifice four white or black creatures rather than pay Questing Demigod's mana cost.
4/4
Next:
Havel the Rock
Schrodinger's Revenge
End of the Longest Day
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature gets +0/+4.
When Pull Through enters the battlefield, regenerate enchanted creature.
Next:
Ring of Favor and Protection
Primal Qliphoth
Ladder to Hell
Veto U
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller taps two untapped creatures they control.
Next:
Fires of Xoth
Reckless Myr
Salt Golem
Creature - Zombie Sphinx
Flying
Whenever Desecrated Sphinx deals combat damage to a player, that player names a card, then reveals the top card of their library. If that card is not the named card, Desecrated Sphinx deals 3 damage to that player.
The sphinx is blind. By answering its riddle, all you do is tell it where you are.
5/4
Next:
Morton's Trident
Occam's Corkscrew
Mandelbrot's Revenge
Artifact - Equipment
Imprint - 3: Exile an instant or sorcery card from your hand imprinted on Materia Blade. Return any other cards imprinted on Materia Blade to their owners' hands.
Equipped creature gets +X/+X where X is the converted mana cost of the imprinted card.
If the imprinted card is white, equipped creature gains vigilance. If blue, hexproof. If black, first strike. If red, "R: equipped creature gets +1/+0 until the end of turn." If green, trample.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may copy the imprinted card and cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Equip 4
Next:
Ring of Favor and Protection
Enraged Goblins
Essence of Zorg
Creature - Giant Shaman
Dragons you control have haste and "Whenever this creature attacks, destroy target creature with converted mana cost 2 or less."
6/6
Next:
Everyone! Get In Here!
Yurnero the Juggernaut
Meepo the Geomancer
Enchantment
You may look at and cast cards from opponents' hands.
Next:
Everyone, Get In Here!
Yurnero the Juggernaut
Solaire of Astora
Legendary Creature - Devil
BR: Destroy all nonblack, nonartifact creatures blocking Diablo.
Whenever Diablo dies, exile it attached to target creature. As long as that creature is on the battlefield, you may cast Diablo from exile.
7/7
Next:
Everyone, Get In Here!
Play the Wind
Cereal Killer
Creature - Human
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Enthralling Beauty
Whenever Enthralling Beauty attacks, transform it at the end of turn.
0/1
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Banished Mer-Princess {U}
Creature - Merfolk
Islandwalk
Whenever Banished Mer-Princess attacks and isn't blocked, the defending player taps two untapped lands they control.
0/2
Next:
Play the Wind
Everyone! Get in Here!
Vorpal Combat
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. Then they discard another card unless they pay 4 life.
Next:
Impossible Horde
Corvid Bokor
Play the Wind
Creature - Goblin
1(R/G): Sacrifice Wilt-Leaf Adoptee: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
1/1
Next:
Respawn
Assault Strain
Impossible Horde