Goblin Crystal 3
Artifact
Whenever a goblin you control dies, put a goblin counter on Goblin Crystal. 2, T, Remove two goblin counters from Goblin Crystal: Put a 1/1 red goblin warrior creature token onto the battlefield with haste.
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Bahl'Ahl, the Watcher
Weigh Anchor
Sisay, Queen of the Sky Pirates
Forgemaster's Flame 1R
Sorcery
Deals 1 damage to target creature.
For each artifact you control, you may copy this spell and choose a new target. None of these copies can target the same creature.
Nightmare Fortress 3
Artifact - Fortification
Fortified land has "T: This land deals 1 damage to you and target creature."
Fortify 3 WELCOME TO F***ING BOATMURDERED!
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Haunted Candelabra
Hint of Amaranth
Improvise
Sorcery
Until the end of turn, whenever you cast a spell, shuffle target player's library.
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Dunestrider Automaton
Aether Helix
Novijen Cannibal
Creature - Zombie Shaman
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
1/2
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Sovngarde Song
Carnivorous Thirst
Dunestrider Automaton
Artifact
Whenever a goblin you control dies, put a goblin counter on Goblin Crystal.
2, T, Remove two goblin counters from Goblin Crystal: Put a 1/1 red goblin warrior creature token onto the battlefield with haste.
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Bahl'Ahl, the Watcher
Weigh Anchor
Sisay, Queen of the Sky Pirates
Sorcery
Deals 1 damage to target creature.
For each artifact you control, you may copy this spell and choose a new target. None of these copies can target the same creature.
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Explosions!?
Taker of Torsos
It's High Noon
Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever you draw a card, if it isn't your draw step, Sea-Eye cultists gets +1/+1 this turn.
1/2
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Cyldamir Biomancer
Gluttonous Thirst
Get Over Here!
Instant
Return target enchantment to its owner's hand.
Draw a card.
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Sturmhalten Dregs
Skree Swarmhost
Core Hellion
Instant
Target player exiles the top three cards of their library. If any of those cards were land cards, draw a card.
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Wombo Combo
Not In The Face!
Oh God No, Not The Bees!
Sorcery
You gain 8 life.
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Niox Demilich
Leaf On The Wind
Shredlings
Creature - Giant
When Sky Divider enters the battlefield, destroy three target lands.
6/6
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Niox Demilich
Rigged Bout
360 Noscope
Enchantment
Spells cost 1 more to cast.
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Sarissa Phalanx
Gruul Fightbeast
I'm So God Damned Angry!
Artifact
Whenever a player would gain life, instead they lose life.
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Sarissa Phalanx
Furnace Blast
Gruul Ironhide
Instant
Shuffle any number of target permanents you control into their owners' libraries.
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Misclick
Terramorphous Wurm
You Woke The Wrong Dog!
Instant
Counter target spell. Whoops deals damage equal to that spell's converted mana cost to you and all creatures you control.
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Spin to Win
Decaying Abomination
Cyldamir Glassknife
Artifact - Fortification
Fortified land has "T: This land deals 1 damage to you and target creature."
Fortify 3
WELCOME TO F***ING BOATMURDERED!
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Haunted Candelabra
Hint of Amaranth
Improvise
Enchantment
You can't reveal cards from your hand.
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Plutonium Myr
Rhinocoil Wurm
Kool-Aid Man