Quote from Steven88Devoted Druid + Quillspike + Rite of Consumption = GAME!!
Quote from XwtTo get back on the issue of jackasses damaging cards on purpose, last time I attended an extended tournament (I played Doran, a more or less $1000 deck) I had a round with a guy playing mono red burn. The guy violently shuffled my deck (like... real violent) so I reminded him we were not playing poker, asked him to pay attention not to damage my cards, and recommanded that he pile shuffled like I was doing.
His response: "Pile shuffling is for gays."
I: "Give me my deck back right now"
Him: "(f-word) you."
So I called the judge, reported his behaviour, got him a warning and the guy pile shuffled.