Performers of Niv 2W/W/
Enchantment
Creatures are indestructible.
Whenever a creature would deal damage to a player, its controller may sacrifice it. If he or she does, the creature's controller gains that much life. Otherwise, prevent that damage. 9: Remove Preformers of Niv from the game. Any player may play this ability.
Cloud 2(W/U)(W/U)(W/U)
Sorcery
Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain flying until end of turn.
White creatures you control gain absorb 1 and shroud until end of turn.
///////////////////////
Nine 2(R/U)(R/U)(R/U)
Sorcery
Nine deals 9 damage to target player with life total greater than or equal to 10 and that player draws 9 cards.
Redefine Chances :3mana::symu::symr:
Instant - Arcane[for fun]
Counter target spell if it was not played during its owner's main phase then copy target instant or sorcery.
You might say "Creatures' power and toughness cannot be changed. Creatures whose printed power varies based on an ability of that creature, have power 0. Creatures whose printed toughness varies based on an ability of that creature, have toughness 0.", though that may also cause confusion.
Inevitably the card would either not be printed, or if it were important it would just have to be explained.
If you didn't mind lhurgoyfs, you might say
"Creatures's power and toughness are not affected by spells, counters on that creature, activated abilities, triggered abilities, or replacement effects." [or you can say "can't be changed"]
P.S. - No matter how you word this ability it also removes the use of all the -a/-b kill spells. Luckily burn and destroy still work XD. Also, I'm not sure if I worded the second one gramatically correct, but I tried.
It isn't relevant particularly to the last few posts but if a card like molasses world was ever made, it would probably read "Whenever a creature plays an activated ability tap it." or "Creature's must tap to use activated abilities. (If an activated ability has T in its cost, ignore this effect.)"
On the QT cost thing, I would instead do like "C, T: Do something, untap this permanent" or "C, Q: Do something, tap this permanent." so that the card would actually have to be in specifically one of the two states instead of in either.
made 2/C symbols in the form of an ability called Cache C (this spell costs 1 less to play for each C spent to play it.)
((We also created this card before LOR. It cost 1U and was a 1/3.
Primal (You may only spend mana produced by basic lands to play this spell.)
2 or W: CARDNAME gains first strike until end of turn.
2 or B: CARDNAME gains deathtouch until end of turn.))
made beseech the queen (except it cost 2B and had a radically different flavor)
made morph lands before WOTC
((There was a cycle of lands like
UWMorphLand
Land
Morph 1
~ CIP tapped.
T: Add U to your mana pool.
When UWMorphLand is turned face up add UW to your mana pool.))
made fateseal (we called it Condemn)
made storm creatures (like storm entity)
made delve (I called it gravegorge but I admit delve is better)
Performers of Niv 2W/W/
Enchantment
Creatures are indestructible.
Whenever a creature would deal damage to a player, its controller may sacrifice it. If he or she does, the creature's controller gains that much life. Otherwise, prevent that damage.
9: Remove Preformers of Niv from the game. Any player may play this ability.
Card Image
Creature - Wombat Townsfolk Shaman
:sym2g:,
Sorcery
Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain flying until end of turn.
White creatures you control gain absorb 1 and shroud until end of turn.
///////////////////////
Nine 2(R/U)(R/U)(R/U)
Sorcery
Nine deals 9 damage to target player with life total greater than or equal to 10 and that player draws 9 cards.
Creature - Wombat Townsfolk Shaman
:sym2g:,
Instant - Arcane[for fun]
Counter target spell if it was not played during its owner's main phase then copy target instant or sorcery.
Creature - Wombat Townsfolk Shaman
T,
Inevitably the card would either not be printed, or if it were important it would just have to be explained.
If you didn't mind lhurgoyfs, you might say
"Creatures's power and toughness are not affected by spells, counters on that creature, activated abilities, triggered abilities, or replacement effects." [or you can say "can't be changed"]
P.S. - No matter how you word this ability it also removes the use of all the -a/-b kill spells. Luckily burn and destroy still work XD. Also, I'm not sure if I worded the second one gramatically correct, but I tried.
On the QT cost thing, I would instead do like "C, T: Do something, untap this permanent" or "C, Q: Do something, tap this permanent." so that the card would actually have to be in specifically one of the two states instead of in either.
made 2/C symbols in the form of an ability called Cache C (this spell costs 1 less to play for each C spent to play it.)
((We also created this card before LOR. It cost 1U and was a 1/3.
Primal (You may only spend mana produced by basic lands to play this spell.)
2 or W: CARDNAME gains first strike until end of turn.
2 or B: CARDNAME gains deathtouch until end of turn.))
made beseech the queen (except it cost 2B and had a radically different flavor)
made morph lands before WOTC
((There was a cycle of lands like
UWMorphLand
Land
Morph 1
~ CIP tapped.
T: Add U to your mana pool.
When UWMorphLand is turned face up add UW to your mana pool.))
made fateseal (we called it Condemn)
made storm creatures (like storm entity)
made delve (I called it gravegorge but I admit delve is better)