War Profiteering
XXUR
Sorcery
Name an opponent.
Flip a coin X times.
Each time the coin is Heads, named opponent draws a card and you destroy target nonenchantment permanent.
Eaxh time the coin is Tails, you draw a card and named opponent destroys target nonenchantment permanent.
Snorri Shovelbeard, Eternal Geomancer
WR
Legendary Dwarf Advisor
Indestructible
Draw a card for each land that enters the graveyard from play.
1/1
“Snorri has advised generations of Dwarves and survived them all.”
Tortaker, the Evermining
1WR
Legendary Dwarf Warrior
When ~ deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
1/2
Tortaker’s Pickaxe
3
Legendary Equipment
Equipped creature gains “when this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target land that player controls.”
If equipped creature is a dwarf, it gains +1/+1.
If equipped creature is Tortaker, the Evermining, it gains doublestrike.
Equip 2
Alhammaret, the All-Knowing
3UWB
Legendary Sphinx
Flying, vigilance
While ~ is on the battlefield, opponents play with their hands revealed.
5/5
Convocation of Sphinxes
UWB
Sorcery
Search target player’s library for any card and exile it.
Repeat this process for each sphinx you control.
Darksteel Bookends
1RR
Artifact
Indestructible
Whenever a player shuffles their library or manipulates the top of their deck (scrying, revealing, putting a card on top of library, milling), that player takes 3 damage.
Blightsteel Hourglass
3
Artifact
Indestructible
Whenever a player takes an extra turn, that player gains a poison counter.
When ~ is the target of a spell or ability, that spell or ability’s controller gains a poison counter.
Blightsteel Orb
3
Artifact
Indestructible
All creatures gain infect.
Tainted Magic
1UB
Instant
Target instant or sorcery gains infect until end of turn.
Curse of Repurcussions
1RR
Enchantment Curse
Enchant player.
Damage dealt to creatures controlled by enchanted player is also dealt to enchanted player.
Self-Correcting Error
1RR
Instant
All damage dealt to creatures this turn is also dealt to their controllers until end of turn.
“They won’t make that mistake again.”
Thassa’s Insight
1UU
Instant
Scry X, where X is your devotion to blue.
Draw a card.
If Thassa is in play, ~ cannot be countered.
Forever Gone
WW
Instant
Split Second
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Den of Thieves
Land
When ~ enters play, target player gains control of it, and you gain control of one target land they control.
~ taps for any color its controller’s commander allows.
When ~ is tapped, return it to its owner’s hand.
“More proof that there is no honor among thieves.”
It seems I like Dwarves, infect, and red.
War Profiteering
XXUR
Sorcery
Name an opponent.
Flip a coin X times.
Each time the coin is Heads, named opponent draws a card and you destroy target nonenchantment permanent.
Eaxh time the coin is Tails, you draw a card and named opponent destroys target nonenchantment permanent.
Snorri Shovelbeard, Eternal Geomancer
WR
Legendary Dwarf Advisor
Indestructible
Draw a card for each land that enters the graveyard from play.
1/1
“Snorri has advised generations of Dwarves and survived them all.”
Tortaker, the Evermining
1WR
Legendary Dwarf Warrior
When ~ deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
1/2
Tortaker’s Pickaxe
3
Legendary Equipment
Equipped creature gains “when this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target land that player controls.”
If equipped creature is a dwarf, it gains +1/+1.
If equipped creature is Tortaker, the Evermining, it gains doublestrike.
Equip 2
Alhammaret, the All-Knowing
3UWB
Legendary Sphinx
Flying, vigilance
While ~ is on the battlefield, opponents play with their hands revealed.
5/5
Convocation of Sphinxes
UWB
Sorcery
Search target player’s library for any card and exile it.
Repeat this process for each sphinx you control.
Darksteel Bookends
1RR
Artifact
Indestructible
Whenever a player shuffles their library or manipulates the top of their deck (scrying, revealing, putting a card on top of library, milling), that player takes 3 damage.
Blightsteel Hourglass
3
Artifact
Indestructible
Whenever a player takes an extra turn, that player gains a poison counter.
When ~ is the target of a spell or ability, that spell or ability’s controller gains a poison counter.
Blightsteel Orb
3
Artifact
Indestructible
All creatures gain infect.
Tainted Magic
1UB
Instant
Target instant or sorcery gains infect until end of turn.
Curse of Repurcussions
1RR
Enchantment Curse
Enchant player.
Damage dealt to creatures controlled by enchanted player is also dealt to enchanted player.
Self-Correcting Error
1RR
Instant
All damage dealt to creatures this turn is also dealt to their controllers until end of turn.
“They won’t make that mistake again.”
Thassa’s Insight
1UU
Instant
Scry X, where X is your devotion to blue.
Draw a card.
If Thassa is in play, ~ cannot be countered.
Forever Gone
WW
Instant
Split Second
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Den of Thieves
Land
When ~ enters play, target player gains control of it, and you gain control of one target land they control.
~ taps for any color its controller’s commander allows.
When ~ is tapped, return it to its owner’s hand.
“More proof that there is no honor among thieves.”
That’s enough for now.
Thank you.