I was getting tired of all these fun and interactive games of magic, so I asked myself a simple question, "How can I be a real jerk?", well here you go:
Basically took two of everyone's favourite decks, Hexproof and turbo-fog, and jammed them together. From what I've played it seems hella competitive, the opponent can't really do anything, they can't hit your dudes, can't block, can't attack(at least not productively), can't hit you with leyline out, they pretty much just sit there with their baseball cards and watch you dork 'em for 1 or 2 a turn until they're dead. The meta's ripe for it too, lots of aggro decks playing big dumb creatures.
It's way better than regular turbofog i find, way lower mana curve, card drawers draw the turn you play them and you get to play more, also they don't give your opponent free cards, which I like, and the wincon's about as consistent as you can get. As to advantages over bogles, it's more consistent I think, there's only actually like 3 different cards in the deck so you don't need one of your premium auras to go off, unblockable so you can't get stalled out, lingering souls is a little annoying on a silhana draw but like whatever, there's really not many fliers in the format, it's impossible to race on account of it being a turbo-fog deck, more stable? too i guess you'd call it, all you need really is a guy and an aura and you're pretty locked to win unless the opponent does something crazy, as opposed to sometimes having a guy with a couple auras on it and it's still kinda dorky, you also draw a crapload of cards, so it's pretty easy when you're going off to stock up on replacements if the opp does find a way to disrupt you. Fogs also aren't bad dime-store time walks to buy some time to get your stuff together if it comes to that, not that that's where you wanna be.
So what do you think? The only cards that cost money are lands and leylines, so I encourage you to try it out for yourself. The board's pretty foggy so far and I doubt I've got the perfectly optimal 60, I'm happy for any feedback.
4x Invisible Stalker
4x Silhana Ledgewalker
Enchantments
4x Curiousity
4x Curious Obsession
4x Keen Sense
4x Leyline of Sanctity
Instants
4x Ethereal Haze
4x Fog
4x Holy Day
4x Dawn Charm
2x Respite
1x Forest
1x Plains
1x Island
2x Breeding Pool
2x Temple Garden
2x Hallowed Fountain
4x Misty Rainforest
4x Windswept Heath
Side/Maybe
1x Daybreak Coronet
1x Worship
1x Negate
1x Pithing Needle
1x Dryad Arbor
1x Spider Umbra
1x Serum Visions
1x Cloudform
Basically took two of everyone's favourite decks, Hexproof and turbo-fog, and jammed them together. From what I've played it seems hella competitive, the opponent can't really do anything, they can't hit your dudes, can't block, can't attack(at least not productively), can't hit you with leyline out, they pretty much just sit there with their baseball cards and watch you dork 'em for 1 or 2 a turn until they're dead. The meta's ripe for it too, lots of aggro decks playing big dumb creatures.
It's way better than regular turbofog i find, way lower mana curve, card drawers draw the turn you play them and you get to play more, also they don't give your opponent free cards, which I like, and the wincon's about as consistent as you can get. As to advantages over bogles, it's more consistent I think, there's only actually like 3 different cards in the deck so you don't need one of your premium auras to go off, unblockable so you can't get stalled out, lingering souls is a little annoying on a silhana draw but like whatever, there's really not many fliers in the format, it's impossible to race on account of it being a turbo-fog deck, more stable? too i guess you'd call it, all you need really is a guy and an aura and you're pretty locked to win unless the opponent does something crazy, as opposed to sometimes having a guy with a couple auras on it and it's still kinda dorky, you also draw a crapload of cards, so it's pretty easy when you're going off to stock up on replacements if the opp does find a way to disrupt you. Fogs also aren't bad dime-store time walks to buy some time to get your stuff together if it comes to that, not that that's where you wanna be.
So what do you think? The only cards that cost money are lands and leylines, so I encourage you to try it out for yourself. The board's pretty foggy so far and I doubt I've got the perfectly optimal 60, I'm happy for any feedback.