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    posted a message on How Urabrask was wasted
    Quote from cyberium_neo »
    (Ironic how Sheoldred accused Norn of being selfish, when that's a core characteristic of black.)

    I don't think Sheoldred was castigating Elesh Norn for being selfish so much as she was accusing her of being a hypocrite. Sheoldred was open about her selfishness and always had been, and she had long seen straight through Norn's self-righteous facade. Her final accusation of "You only care about yourself" would hardly be a biting condemnation of her fellow Thanes, who have always been as shamelessly selfish and treacherous as she was. Against holier-than-thou Norn, however, the accusation was a well-aimed (and truthful) dart.
    Posted in: Magic Storyline
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    posted a message on Lots of MOM previews, plus Aftermath
    For the first time, Urabrask has the best praetor art of the bunch. I'm in love with this new design; he seems to have upgraded since returning from New Capenna.

    I like Norn's art, but it's a little bit understated. It hits the elegant and regal notes, but I was also hoping for something visceral and hard-hitting like her original art, which still has never been surpassed.

    Sheoldred's art is disgusting. I approve.
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
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    posted a message on Judge promos 2021 — “Greater Auramancey”, “Omniscience”, and “No mercy”
    Oh damn.

    They're continuing that silly owl watermark into 2022?

    Why, Wizards? I might have wanted these.
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
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    posted a message on NEO- Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty
    Small quibble with the recap: Konda was not killed. He was turned to stone and smashed to shards, but he is still alive, immortal, and growing over with moss in the depths of Jukai Forest. It was a truly horrific fate.

    The bit on avoiding Okinawan references is ridiculous. Okinawa is Japan. Many cultural / historical developments viewed as quintessentially Japanese come from Okinawa (the shamisen, the sai, karate etc.) Any messy politics between Okinawa and the rest of Japan largely revolve around the unwanted presence of the U.S. Military base (which takes up a large portion of the main island) and the way the Imperial Japanese government treated Okinawans like cannon fodder and sacrifices at the end of WW2, in large part due to this very tendency to see Okinawans as "separate" from the rest of Japan.

    WOTC's exclusion of Okinawan cultural contributions only plays into the poisonous notion that Okinawa is not really Japan. Japan and Japanese culture owe a lot to Okinawa.
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    posted a message on [MID] Lier, Disciple of the Drowned— IGN preview
    Is this a reference to Runo Stromkirk's mysterious, pre-Avacynian sea god?

    I remember many fans speculated about the sea god being behind the events of the previous Innistrad block, before Emrakul showed up. I would love for it to become relevant to the story someday.
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
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    posted a message on Magic Showcase 2021
    While on one hand I'm thrilled to see Kamigawa back... what really frustrates and angers me is the way they botched the writing system.

    In the Kamigawa novels and official Wizards fictions, the writing system on Kamigawa used, as far as we can discern, actual kanji. This was even a significant plot point in one of the tales, where the written character for nin (as in "ninja") depicts the brushstrokes for "heart" below the brushstrokes for "blade" -- just as it does in the real world. This also makes collecting the Kamigawa cards in Japanese especially rewarding, as you can see how the names are written in kanji and, if you know Japanese, what those names actually signify. One beautiful wordbuilding touch is that on the Japanese cards and in the novel, the Soratami have all their names written in katakana, signifying their apartness from the rest of the world.

    Kamigawa was full of these cool linguistic touches like that. The idea that Kamigawa mortals read and wrote in a script mirroring actual Japanese gave the world a whole extra dimension, a second lens through which it could be understood, experienced, and appreciated.

    But these new neon signs don't say anything. This is just another generic made-up fantasy script like Magic has on all its other worlds. To be sure, some of the old Kamigawa cards also featured art with purely-fictional script, but those always appeared to be arcane runes associated with the spirit world. These are city signs, trying to evoke the general shapes of kanji and kana, but failing to be anything but ugly and meaningless.

    At least the Neon Dynasty logo did it right.
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
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    posted a message on [MH2] Braids, Clattering Augur, and Kaldra Compleat— Instinct3 preview
    It doesn't even need to be the original Kaldra - the card is literally just all of Kaldra's artifacts on a germ. Instead of the old Kaldra having been compleated, it could just be a new, compleat Kaldra.

    Or maybe Kaldra, even if destroyed, is simply reborn every time his artifacts are united, and this time they've compleated him.

    Let's be real - even if it's a retcon, it would far the worst or most ridiculous Mirrodin retcon ever. The entire original Mirrodin canon is already in tatters.
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
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    posted a message on [MH2] Asmorandiadalmgsakndg (Card with a really long name)
    I love how they just gave up on fitting in the mana cost altogether, and decided to just roll with it mechanically. Beautiful.
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    posted a message on [MH2] Mothership 5/25— Garth One-Eye and Deep Forest Hermit
    Quote from Caranthir »
    Poor Gix :-)))


    When they printed Yawgmoth in Modern Horizons I was confident we were going to get Gix in Commander 2019. Instead, we got K'rrik.

    When Commander Legends was announced, I was 100% certain we would get Gix. I counted down the months, unable to believe that of the dozens of legends we were getting, Gix wouldn't be one of them. But no. We got Sengir and Szat - but no Gix. (At least we also got Glacian and Rebbec, which wasn't nothing.)

    When I first learned about Modern Horizons 2, I was full-on hyped. Surely, THIS would be the set where we finally see Gix.


    ...

    But Garth One-Eye? From the HarperPrism novels?

    Really?

    Year after year, I'm just Charlie Brown having another go at the football.

    Whatever.


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    Edit: I realize the above post must come across as extremely petulant and petty. It is, I grant you. But it feels good to vent, as I've had this constantly-foiled expectation bottled up for the past two years, and not without reason: Gix has long been on Maro's list of most requested legends for Wizards to print, and Phyrexia has been peaking again around the corners of the lore, and it's been nearly 23 years without one of Magic's most classic villains ever getting a card. At this rate, we'll get Croag before we get Gix.

    Oh, hi Tourach.
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
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    posted a message on [KHM] Leak. Vorinclex, Monstrous rider
    Phyrexians are just written to be too OP. Unless I'm greatly misunderstanding them, literally all they need to do is put one drop of oil on a plane, and it will eventually turn into another Phyrexia. And their only weakness is supposed to be that they can't planeswalk, but now that's out the window too. They basically can neither be reasoned with nor destroyed.

    (Incidentally, one thing I've never been sure about...is the first syllable pronounced with a schwa, or does it rhyme with "high"?)


    Phyrexia doesn't necessarily dominate every world it infects. Mirrodin had a perfect storm of qualities that made it particularly susceptible to complete Phyrexian takeover. To start, it was an all-metal world contaminated by Karn right from its creation; the oil mixed with the metal to create the mycosynth, which affected all life on the plane, causing metal and flesh to blend in Mirrodin's organisms. After centuries, the mycosynth infection reached the plane's manacore and the Phyrexians finally burst forth to take over. Mirrodin succumbed to a cancer that was baked into its very DNA.

    Other worlds, by their very nature, are more resistant to Phyrexian corruption. They have immune systems to fight it. In fact, this was a source of frustration to Yawgmoth in the early stages of the Phyrexian Invasion of Dominaria, when Yavamaya and Lanowar Forests shrugged off Phyrexia's initial assaults. The world itself raised up armies, champions, and new magics to fight back, so much so that Yawgmoth became convinced that his true opponent wasn't even Urza, but the worldsoul Gaea herself.

    Phyrexia eventually regained the upper hand and nearly attained total victory, but this required both the overlay of the plane of Rath onto Dominaria, and Yawgmoth himself crossing over to annihilate the world. Until those things happened, the Phyrexian Invasion was a bloody meat-grinder that cost millions of lives on both sides, but failed to break Dominaria's defenses.
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
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