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Bloodthrone Vampire: "What I need is your pants. What I don't need is your permission."
Sengir Vampire: "Pants rise and fall, but evil is eternal."
Tattered Mummy: "The dead who wander beyond the safety of the city crave only to spread their pants."
Corpse Hauler: "He expects a great reward, but the only piece of silver he'll get from me is my blade in his pants."