MTG Salvation

Recurring Goblin :1mana::symr:
Creature- Goblin
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Recurring Goblin is in your graveyard, you may :2mana::symr:. If you do return Recurring Goblin to its owners hand.
1/1

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Balthor the Stout

Simic Ghouls :2mana::symb::symu::symg:
Creature- Zombie Mutant Warrior
Graft 3
2/0

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A simicized Razing Snidd

Omega Destroyer
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Tefoira, Mage of the Ghitu :2mana::symu::symu::symr:
Legendary Creature- Human Wizard
Spells you own that aren't in play have Split Second.
:2mana::symtap:: Return target creature removed from the game to its owner's hand.
3/3

Next:Lyzolda and Momir Vig

Global Warning :symw::symub::symgr:
Instant
Each player reveals his/her hand.
Forecast :symw::symub: or:symw::symgr:: Target player reveals his/her hand.

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Close Every Door

Decaying Squid :2mana::symu::symb:
Creature- Zombie Octopus
Sacrifice a Zombie: Target player puts the top two cards of his/her library into his/her library.
Sacrifice an Octopus: Regenerate ~
The restoration abilities of the zombie seems to have leaked into into the octopuses, likewise the knowledge of the octopuses has infected the zombies. Fascinating."
2/2

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Sphinx Wolf Barbarian

Grob, Goblin Trumpeter:2mana::symr:
Legendary Creature- Goblin
Haste, First Strike
Morph :xmana::symr:
When ~ is turned face up, put X 1/1 Goblin creature tokens with haste into play.
3/2

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Talruum Piper

Redden
:4mana::symr:
Enchantment
Only red mana may be added to mana pools.
Replace all instnaces of :symw::symu::symb::symg: with :symr:.

Second: How is my Wet Noodle an un-card, if it is the creature type I will fix it. I only "fixed" Federal Law Abandoned because it was next, should I have ignored it?

So again I am posting my Wet Noodle(this time with a real creature type), and if it is still an un-card than I will post a second card.
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Wet Noodle :symu::symu::symu::symu::symu::symu::symu::symg::symg::symg::symg::symg::symg:
Legendary Creature- Egg
Each opponent puts 6 +1/+1 counters on each creature they control.
Whenever ~ deals damage to a creature, put 9 +1/+1 counters on that creature.
Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, that player gains 30 life.
~ must attack if able.
Cannot be the target of spells or abilities you control.
0/1

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Lord of the Flies :1mana::symb::symb::symb:
Creature- Insect Lord
When ~ comes into play, put a copy of ~ into play under each opponent's control.
Indestructible
This creature cannot attack or block.
Cumulative Upkeep- Sacrifice a creature other than Lord of the Flies, if you can't you lose 5 life.

10 Slaps Now, or 5 Slaps Anytime :7mana::symr::symr:
Instant
Choose target opponent
Chosen opponent choses "Lose 10 life" or "The owner of this spell may cause you to lose 1 life at any time, 5 times between now and the end of the game."
*Smack*...Ouch! Why did you...*Smack*...OUCH!

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"Wait a minute!... McCallister you fool! This isn't what I said to bring!"

Federal Law Abandoned :20mana::symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:
Instant
You may shoot your opponent without being punished by law, until end of turn.
"I swear I'm not crazy" - WUBRGspellsMagic, last words

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Wet Noodle :symu::symu::symu::symu::symu::symu::symu::symg::symg::symg::symg::symg::symg::symg:
Legendary Creature- Pasta
Each opponent puts 6 +1/+1 counters on each creature they control.
Whenever ~ deals damage to a creature, put 9 +1/+1 counters on that creature.
Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, that player gains 30 life.
~ must attack if able.
Cannot be the target of spells or abilities you control.
0/1

Aura of Despair:symb::symw:
Enchantment-Aura
Enchanted creature has Phasing
"I felt so alone. Fear is all I had inside of me. Just then, in the horizon, a wonderful glow filled me wil confidence.!"

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"Lies, all around me, the power of chaos flowing through me."-excerpt from Gingqjdfsghfhk, Memoirs of a Crazed Wizard

"The swords plunged down, then stopped. It was if an unseen hand was holding us back. The mist began to coalesce around us. Fearfully, we retreated."

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Clock Harmonious Influencer
Artifact
All creatures you control have "This creature has four +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, remove a +1/+1 counter from it at end of combat.
: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."

Beguile :2mana::symu::symu:
Instant
Gain Control of target permanent. Each opponent draws X cards where X is the permanents converted mana cost +2.
Replicate :2mana::symu::symu:

Deku, Great Corrupted Tree
Land- Forest
:symg::symb::symtap:: Search your library for a Spider and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Whenever you play a green spell put a charge counter on Deku, Great Corrupted Tree, when it has four or more charge counters you may flip it.
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Deku, Great Restored Tree
Legendary Land- Forest
Remove a charge counter from Deku, Great Restored Tree, search your library for a Faerie and put it into your hand.
All Green creatures you control get +1/+1.
When Deku, Great Restored Tree has no charge counters on it, flip it.

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Odolwa (from Majora's Mask)

Torture :symb::symb::symb:
Instant
Target creature gains "Until your next upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature each time a step ends.(The phases are Untap, Upkeep, Draw, Main Phase, Beginning of combat, Declare Attackers, Declare blockers, Combat Damage, End of Combat, 2nd Main Phase, End of Turn, Cleanup.)
Dont' fear overmuch; the suffering will be intense, but brief.

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"To learn one must forget, to forget one must learn."