"Choose! Cake or Death!?"
He should have chosen the chicken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVH0gZO5lq0&ab_channel=EddieIzzard
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He doesn't rule for the good of THEM. He rules for the good of HIM.
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Legendary Creature - Human Werewolf
Whenever this creature enters the battlefield or transforms into ~ you may have it fight any number of target creatures.
Whenever ~ deals damage to a creature that creature becomes a werewolf in addition to its other types.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn transform ~.
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He Who Calls the Moon Down
(r/g) Legendary Creature - Werewolf
Whenever this creature transforms into ~, untap all wolf and werewolf creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. Wolf and werewolf creatures gain haste until end of turn.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn transform ~.
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(Idea being that he was the first werewolf, and progenitor for the entire race.)
A Ravnican commander that represents two or more Guilds working together.
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Legendary Creature - Kraken
Islandwalk
Whenever a player shuffles his or her library, ~ gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
Discard your hand: Shuffle your library.
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EDIT: I'm fairly certain that Chronogeddon would be worded as "Each player shuffles... they own into their library." I can't think of any cards that let you shuffle an opponents library yourself.
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But why would you want Kynaios and Tiro to be any less fabulous than at all possible? (I kid, I kid.)
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Hear, hear.
It's a mistake for people to think that white=good, or that someone can't be evil/bad/villainous because they have a white color identity.
White values community (and order) above all else, and will absolutely oppress the f*** out of the individual to achieve that goal. More than that, there's nothing even saying that white cares about what is factually better for the community, only what white believes is better.
White is very much a "For your own good" color, and we've long since learned to be wary of that statement.
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Magic creative likes to put couples together on a single card (See Anax and Cymede, the aforementioned Tibor and Lumia and Pia and Kiran Nalaar). Splitting them up, which it might have worked flavorfully, wouldn't have been in keeping with this trend and they probably wouldn't have wanted to risk earning flack for not presenting the first gay couple in Magic consistently with the others.
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EDIT: oh AND she's mythic? Would she have been broken as a 2/2?
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Yes.
So very much yes.
We didn't get any closure as to the welfare or standing of the plane or its inhabitants at all.
You can't just leave us hanging like that Wizards! It's mean.
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I'm still holding out for Dovin realizing that Tezzeret is manipulating the Consul for his own personal gain uncaringly throwing Kaladesh into chaos in the process, and so turns against him.
That still leaves his and the Consul's standing with the renegades, Gatewatch and other bodies/organizations; and the resolution of the various conflicts in question, but at least he won't be in the position of having been "on Tezzeret's side" quite so much.
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Honestly, I think Nissa's changes could easily have felt fluid and sensible if we had been there to see them not just be told/had them inferred to us.
I'd have loved to have been witness to Nissa growing as a character. Realizing that other races had their way of contributing. That cooperation was beneficial. That when it really came down to it, difference could be a GOOD thing. To have seen her accept others along side herself.
But we didn't get that. We got someone who essentially felt like a much different character from one appearance to the next.