Junker Crab2U
Creature - Crab
Sacrifice an artifact you control. ~ gets +X/+X until end of turn where X is the sacrificed artifact's converted mana cost.
1/4
Next:
Liliana watches with bemusement through a scrying glass as Garruk and Chandra engage in a violent battle; no doubt manipulated by her.
Recreate2U
Instant
As an additional cost to cast ~, sacrifice an artifact you control
Search your library for an artifact with converted mana cost equal to the sacrificed artifact's and put it onto the battlefield. Shuffle your library.
Next: Thief of Senses Thief of Sanity Thief of Spirit
Lurking Horror3UB
Creature - Horror
Deathtouch, Hexproof
~ may only be cast from your graveyard
5/6 Beneath the deepest depths of the seas, even Thassa's most devoted dare not to tread
Next: "Jahae? Why are you looking at me like that?" Last words of Beck, Werewolf Hunter
or The bell's toll heralds a kingdom's fall.
Against the Odds3RW
Instant
Creatures you control gain Double Strike and Lifelink until end of turn.
Battalion: If four or more creatures you control attack, attacking creatures you control gain an additional +2/+2
Next:
A group of dryads lay to rest a valiant warrior of the Selesnya. He is on an altar surrounded by beautiful, sunlit flowers.
Cold Fury3W
Sorcery
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each creature card in your graveyard.
Next: A warrior blocks an overhead strike from a sword. In the reflection of the steel is the warrior's opponent; himself girded with a psychotic expression
Tranquil Lagoon
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped T: Add U to your mana pool UU,T: Scry 2
Next: A Ninja of the Deep Hours nimbly leaps back away from a Samurai attempting to cut him down by balancing himself on the sword using only a single finger.
Task of Ruin7(R/W)(R/W)(R/W)
Sorcery
~ cannot be countered
Exile all permanents. "May the gods forgive me for doing my duty."
Next:
If there is anything a goblin appreciates more than a good explosion is a bigger explosion.
or "The next time you try to kill a man you make sure he's dead!" Fjorl, Keldon Berserker
Rending Regrowth1GG
Sorcery
Destroy target artifact. Put X 1/1 green Saproling Tokens onto the battlefield under your control where X is the artifact's converted mana cost. No matter its purpose, no matter what it once wrought, and no matter the design all things unnatural can serve Nature's purpose.
Next: A grave robber grins as he holds a fistful of jewels adorned on a skull. He doesn't seem to notice the floating specter behind him with its ichor dripping scythe drawn back.
Dauthi Assassination2B
Tribal Sorcery - Dauthi
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the number of creatures with shadow on the battlefield.
Next:
An inconspicuous child's toy sits alone in the middle of a cobblestone street. Perhaps it would be regarded as nothing were it not for the mounds of corpses stacked behind it and the toy covered in old blood.
Self Destructive Rage2R
Instant
Target creature gains double strike and haste until end of turn. At the end of turn, sacrifice that creature. Some Baktar warriors' blood boils so hot they burst into flames
Next The final step in the plan was turning on the golem. The final step should have been 'run.'
or
"Well, these won't be missed." Xerik, Master Infiltrator
Subterranean HungerXXGGG
Sorcery
Destroy X target creatures without flying. Put X number of 4/4 Green Wurm Creature Tokens onto the battlefield under your control. Those above ground sometimes need a stern reminder of the food chain below
Next:
A white mage stands behind an army of soldiers with his palm raised. His oratory seems to drive the soldiers into a fervor for the oncoming battle.
It was still a really good design on your part. My hat's off to you.
Forceful Denial2UU
Instant
Counter target spell. That spell's controller taps all lands they control Occasionally, mages get tired of the incessant chanting of more primal casters
Next
A large, primal warrior claps his hands together in front of him. The force is so powerful it's tearing up trees and sending them flying.
Creature - Crab
Sacrifice an artifact you control. ~ gets +X/+X until end of turn where X is the sacrificed artifact's converted mana cost.
1/4
Next:
Liliana watches with bemusement through a scrying glass as Garruk and Chandra engage in a violent battle; no doubt manipulated by her.
Enchantment
Name a type of permanent. Non-mana activated abilities of the chosen type cannot be activated.
Sorcery
Until end of turn, whenever a non-creature source deals damage it deals double that damage instead.
Instant
As an additional cost to cast ~, sacrifice an artifact you control
Search your library for an artifact with converted mana cost equal to the sacrificed artifact's and put it onto the battlefield. Shuffle your library.
Next:
Thief of Senses
Thief of Sanity
Thief of Spirit
Creature - Horror
Deathtouch, Hexproof
~ may only be cast from your graveyard
5/6
Beneath the deepest depths of the seas, even Thassa's most devoted dare not to tread
Next:
"Jahae? Why are you looking at me like that?" Last words of Beck, Werewolf Hunter
or
The bell's toll heralds a kingdom's fall.
Instant
Creatures you control gain Double Strike and Lifelink until end of turn.
Battalion: If four or more creatures you control attack, attacking creatures you control gain an additional +2/+2
Next:
A group of dryads lay to rest a valiant warrior of the Selesnya. He is on an altar surrounded by beautiful, sunlit flowers.
Sorcery
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each creature card in your graveyard.
Next: A warrior blocks an overhead strike from a sword. In the reflection of the steel is the warrior's opponent; himself girded with a psychotic expression
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped
T: Add U to your mana pool
UU,T: Scry 2
Next: A Ninja of the Deep Hours nimbly leaps back away from a Samurai attempting to cut him down by balancing himself on the sword using only a single finger.
Instant
If an opponent would Fateseal, they instead put the top 10 cards of their library into their graveyard.
Sorcery
~ cannot be countered
Exile all permanents.
"May the gods forgive me for doing my duty."
Next:
If there is anything a goblin appreciates more than a good explosion is a bigger explosion.
or
"The next time you try to kill a man you make sure he's dead!" Fjorl, Keldon Berserker
Sorcery
Destroy target artifact. Put X 1/1 green Saproling Tokens onto the battlefield under your control where X is the artifact's converted mana cost.
No matter its purpose, no matter what it once wrought, and no matter the design all things unnatural can serve Nature's purpose.
Next: A grave robber grins as he holds a fistful of jewels adorned on a skull. He doesn't seem to notice the floating specter behind him with its ichor dripping scythe drawn back.
Tribal Sorcery - Dauthi
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the number of creatures with shadow on the battlefield.
Next:
An inconspicuous child's toy sits alone in the middle of a cobblestone street. Perhaps it would be regarded as nothing were it not for the mounds of corpses stacked behind it and the toy covered in old blood.
Instant
Target creature gains double strike and haste until end of turn. At the end of turn, sacrifice that creature.
Some Baktar warriors' blood boils so hot they burst into flames
Next
The final step in the plan was turning on the golem. The final step should have been 'run.'
or
"Well, these won't be missed." Xerik, Master Infiltrator
Sorcery
Destroy X target creatures without flying. Put X number of 4/4 Green Wurm Creature Tokens onto the battlefield under your control.
Those above ground sometimes need a stern reminder of the food chain below
Next:
A white mage stands behind an army of soldiers with his palm raised. His oratory seems to drive the soldiers into a fervor for the oncoming battle.
Forceful Denial2UU
Instant
Counter target spell. That spell's controller taps all lands they control
Occasionally, mages get tired of the incessant chanting of more primal casters
Next
A large, primal warrior claps his hands together in front of him. The force is so powerful it's tearing up trees and sending them flying.