Survival of Destruction
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Instant - Trap
Put X 1/1 Saproling tokens onto the battlefield, where X is the number of creature cards that was sent from the battlefield to the graveyard this turn.
If 2 or more of your creatures were destroyed by your opponent this turn, you can pay1:symg::symg: instead of its normal manacost.
It's hard to believe, nature's plan can take advantage of an opportunity or double as a backup contingency.
This one is much better. If you lose a lot of creatures or run down a lot of creatures, then this will restore the lost numbers.
Ravarshi can you give me a link to the Akroma pic.
Liliana as a hot goth chick would be really good. She'll show you her tattoos then talk about how Night of the Living Dead is one of her all time favorite movies. to her last ability.
Chosen people dress up as a currently released Planeswalkers.
On camera they act out the Planeswalker's personality. Like a date video, selling their abilities and personal self.
Example
Jace: Hello I am Jace. The kind of person I'm looking for is someone with a lot of thinking. Do you like to think? If you're stuck on a problem I could help you think. I'm not the kind of person who is interested in outward appearance. Well if you're interested give me a call. By the way, while you were watching this I've just pilfered your mind. That was a very interesting secret. Maybe next time I'll learn more about you, personally.
Potion could go for WW instead of W. Massive life gain for a cheap price is what makes it playable and get people to play it.
Survival could go 1GG or GGG instead of GG. While Green could never have resurrection, it should have a card that says nature always finds a way to survive. Especially against massive removal.
Heck they might even have one that puts lands into play if any of yours got destroyed by the opponent.
Thanks. A little off the script jokes but just some things I thought about.
Everytime I counter a Wrath of God, I always say,
"Where's your god now?"
TD or Transmitted Diseases are often linked to Phage. Of course you might be wondering where the S is, well lets just say the guys don't get that far with her.
If you look up the medical dictionary for the term crotch rot, you'll find a picture of Phage there.
Pongify's original text was suppose to be; "I can't believe it! You just turned me into one of those damn dirty apes!"
Jedit and Mirri got married for a while. Then Jedit became bored with mating. So Mirri became a vampire and sucked him dry. Now they enjoy a lively union.
By the time 15th edition comes out, there will only be blue cards and islands due to global warming.
I asked R&D to explain the concept behind Planeswalkers. They said Liliana and Chandra are suppose to be the girlfriend you wish that would watch you play and help out while offering a very satisfying reward if you get my drift. I asked about Ajani, Jace, and Garruk role. The response was a question, "Do you like men?"
I asked R&D to explain the winning condition of Mortal Combat with 20 dead creatures. They said they had a match where dead bodies would pile up beside the player. 20 was the right number to make the player lose the game and his lunch.
I asked R&D why would certain creatures like merfolk for example have the females drawn with breasts. Their response was, "Everyone loves them, especially when they are alone with their favorite card." My following question asked why do they need to wear clothes to cover them up. Their response was, "The FCC kid."
Being U/R made me think of how Jhoira would be a good addition to an Izzet deck.
In the card game:
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Hi.
Jhoira of the Ghitu: Who are you?
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind, I'm a big fan of yours. By my power I wish to offer you a full membership to the Izzit guild.
Jhoira of the Ghitu: I don't know.
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Please we need a new poster girl.
Tibor and Lumia: Hey what about us?
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Shut up you old geezers. It's bad enough everyone in the guild is old people, goblins, and ogres. I need a fresh face.
Jhoira of the Ghitu: I'm about a couple of centuries old.
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Excellent. We'll start right away. <_< >_> Can I touch you?
Jhoira of the Ghitu: O_O
I soon learned Jhoira can suspend Obliterate.
In the card game:
Jhoira: Teferi you!
Venser: What's going on?
Teferi: OMG! Venser don't ask just run. She's having one of those biological moments.
Venser: You mean.
Teferi: Yep her, .
Massive explosion killing eveyone in a 50 mile radius.
Venser had feelings for Jhoira. Teferi noticed this and had a talk with him.
Teferi: I see you have that spark of love in your eyes for my dear friend.
Venser: Um, I didn't mean to.
Teferi: Non-sense our relationship is far different.
Venser: So she and you already?
Teferi: Yes we have already dated.
Venser: So you won't mind?
Teferi: No, go ahead. I just hope you can make her enjoy it.
Venser: Huh?
Teferi: I used to be a planeswalker. Come on, we did it before I ascended and after. Same thing with Urza and Karn. Karn was such a stiff she always joked.
Venser: o_o
Teferi: Well, she hasn't been with a weakling mortal in a long time. She might enjoy going back to the basics. Well you better hurry before that immortal Jodah gets a piece of the action.
Venser: O_o? All I wanted to do was ask her out on a date.
Teferi: *Laughs* Oh man that's a good one. By the way, where would you take her?
Venser: Forget it.
Teferi: No man don't give up. Maybe she'll pity you and open up.
Jhoira: Teferi!
Teferi: Hey, Jhoira. I was just telling Venser about your love life.
I'm thinking of taking all these Changelings and combine them in a deck. I will run Haakon, Stromgald Scourge which will give me the chance to play them from the graveyard. Also Locket of Yesterdays for mana cost reduction. That's right I can play them from the graveyard cheaper than from the hand by having extras in the grave.
Funny thing about the article, Avacyn was the kind of angel Mark wanted Akorma to be.
Ajani even has the ability to make a Serra Avatar.
Still Elspeth/Ajani traveling to Serra's Plane might happen.
:2mana::symg::symg::symg::symg:
Instant - Trap
Put X 1/1 Saproling tokens onto the battlefield, where X is the number of creature cards that was sent from the battlefield to the graveyard this turn.
If 2 or more of your creatures were destroyed by your opponent this turn, you can pay1:symg::symg: instead of its normal manacost.
It's hard to believe, nature's plan can take advantage of an opportunity or double as a backup contingency.
This one is much better. If you lose a lot of creatures or run down a lot of creatures, then this will restore the lost numbers.
Just a thought that Serra might make an appearance.
Liliana as a hot goth chick would be really good. She'll show you her tattoos then talk about how Night of the Living Dead is one of her all time favorite movies.
On camera they act out the Planeswalker's personality. Like a date video, selling their abilities and personal self.
Example
Jace: Hello I am Jace. The kind of person I'm looking for is someone with a lot of thinking. Do you like to think? If you're stuck on a problem I could help you think. I'm not the kind of person who is interested in outward appearance. Well if you're interested give me a call. By the way, while you were watching this I've just pilfered your mind. That was a very interesting secret. Maybe next time I'll learn more about you, personally.
Survival could go 1GG or GGG instead of GG. While Green could never have resurrection, it should have a card that says nature always finds a way to survive. Especially against massive removal.
Heck they might even have one that puts lands into play if any of yours got destroyed by the opponent.
Blue might even get a Trap version of Time Warp.
2GGGG
Instant - Trap
Search your library for a green creature and put it into play. Shuffle your library afterwards.
If 2 or more of your creatures were destroyed by your opponent this turn, you can pay GG instead of its normal manacost.
Potion of Vitality
2WW
Instant - Trap
You gain 10 life.
If you recieve 2 or more damage from a source you don't control, you can pay W instead of its normal manacost.
Everytime I counter a Wrath of God, I always say,
"Where's your god now?"
TD or Transmitted Diseases are often linked to Phage. Of course you might be wondering where the S is, well lets just say the guys don't get that far with her.
If you look up the medical dictionary for the term crotch rot, you'll find a picture of Phage there.
Pongify's original text was suppose to be; "I can't believe it! You just turned me into one of those damn dirty apes!"
Jedit and Mirri got married for a while. Then Jedit became bored with mating. So Mirri became a vampire and sucked him dry. Now they enjoy a lively union.
By the time 15th edition comes out, there will only be blue cards and islands due to global warming.
I asked R&D to explain the concept behind Planeswalkers. They said Liliana and Chandra are suppose to be the girlfriend you wish that would watch you play and help out while offering a very satisfying reward if you get my drift. I asked about Ajani, Jace, and Garruk role. The response was a question, "Do you like men?"
I asked R&D to explain the winning condition of Mortal Combat with 20 dead creatures. They said they had a match where dead bodies would pile up beside the player. 20 was the right number to make the player lose the game and his lunch.
I asked R&D why would certain creatures like merfolk for example have the females drawn with breasts. Their response was, "Everyone loves them, especially when they are alone with their favorite card." My following question asked why do they need to wear clothes to cover them up. Their response was, "The FCC kid."
In the card game:
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Hi.
Jhoira of the Ghitu: Who are you?
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind, I'm a big fan of yours. By my power I wish to offer you a full membership to the Izzit guild.
Jhoira of the Ghitu: I don't know.
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Please we need a new poster girl.
Tibor and Lumia: Hey what about us?
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Shut up you old geezers. It's bad enough everyone in the guild is old people, goblins, and ogres. I need a fresh face.
Jhoira of the Ghitu: I'm about a couple of centuries old.
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Excellent. We'll start right away. <_< >_> Can I touch you?
Jhoira of the Ghitu: O_O
I soon learned Jhoira can suspend Obliterate.
In the card game:
Jhoira: Teferi you!
Venser: What's going on?
Teferi: OMG! Venser don't ask just run. She's having one of those biological moments.
Venser: You mean.
Teferi: Yep her, .
Massive explosion killing eveyone in a 50 mile radius.
Venser had feelings for Jhoira. Teferi noticed this and had a talk with him.
Teferi: I see you have that spark of love in your eyes for my dear friend.
Venser: Um, I didn't mean to.
Teferi: Non-sense our relationship is far different.
Venser: So she and you already?
Teferi: Yes we have already dated.
Venser: So you won't mind?
Teferi: No, go ahead. I just hope you can make her enjoy it.
Venser: Huh?
Teferi: I used to be a planeswalker. Come on, we did it before I ascended and after. Same thing with Urza and Karn. Karn was such a stiff she always joked.
Venser: o_o
Teferi: Well, she hasn't been with a weakling mortal in a long time. She might enjoy going back to the basics. Well you better hurry before that immortal Jodah gets a piece of the action.
Venser: O_o? All I wanted to do was ask her out on a date.
Teferi: *Laughs* Oh man that's a good one. By the way, where would you take her?
Venser: Forget it.
Teferi: No man don't give up. Maybe she'll pity you and open up.
Jhoira: Teferi!
Teferi: Hey, Jhoira. I was just telling Venser about your love life.
You'll be able to play any of these cards from the graveyard.