Plowshares and Swords, Reconciled1W
Enchantment
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you did not play that land, you may put an exiled creature card onto the battlefield.
I hope I got the new phrasing right.
Next: Snowfall (I realize the card is already terrible, but hosing it should be funny.)
Asynchronicity U
Enchantment
Whenever an instant or sorcery spell is cast from a player's hand, exile it and put a time counter on it. That spell gains Suspend.
Foglio? 1UR
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may reveal a nonland card from his or her hand while hiding only the artist's name. If the opponent of their choice is unable to correctly guess the artist's last name in a single attempt, the card's owner reveals the artist's name and draws a card.
Sapsucker Sentinel3G
Creature - Parasite
When Sapsucker Sentinel comes into play, untap all lands you control. G: Sapsucker Sentinel gains vigilance until end of turn.
Sacrifice a Forest: Sapsucker Sentinel gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
3/3
Next:
An instant or sorcery card with a triggered ability.
Nature's BountyGGG
Enchantment
As long as Nature's Bounty is tapped, all creatures get +1/+1.
Tap a creature you control: Tap or untap Nature's Bounty.
Sense, Elastic Like Goo2R
Legendary Creature - Slime Imp
Flying, haste
Stick Sense, Elastic Like Goo to your opponent's nose: That player's nose becomes sticky until someone says, "Hey! There goes the other one!"
3/1 "I was just going to stick me on your nose until
Solving Your Problems Democratically2WW
Enchantment (2/W)(2/W): Players vote on whether or not to destroy target creature. If more than half the players vote affirmative, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated. Any player may play this ability.
I can't find any creatures with type Orb, but the shapeshifters can still get in on the action.
Surface Tension3U
Tribal Enchantment - Orb
Surface Tension costs 3 less to play if you control an Orb creature. U, T: Redistribute the power and toughness of target creature you control until end of turn. Its power and toughness must each remain greater than or equal to zero.
One Big Spastic Frenzy 4WW
Sorcery
Tap all creatures.
Untap all creatures.
Tap all creatures.
Untap all creatures.
Tap all creatures.
Untap all creatures.
Remove all creatures from the game.
Players receive priority to play activated abilities after the resolution of each portion of this spell. Abilities played this way do not resolve until this spell resolves, regardless of order in the stack. For best results, resolve this spell as fast as possible.
Noggle Pyromancer2(U/R)
Creature - Noggle Wizard T: Noggle Pyromancer deals damage equal to its converted mana cost to target Goblin or Planeswalker.
As
Artifact (U)
Whenever an opponent attacks you, they choose one attacking creature. That creature becomes blocked.
Next: Rare Artifact
Creature - Leech
Mana abilities of artifacts which also have static abilities cost 2 more to play.
2/2
Next: Island Sanctuary
Enchantment
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you did not play that land, you may put an exiled creature card onto the battlefield.
I hope I got the new phrasing right.
Next: Snowfall (I realize the card is already terrible, but hosing it should be funny.)
Enchantment
Whenever an instant or sorcery spell is cast from a player's hand, exile it and put a time counter on it. That spell gains Suspend.
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may reveal a nonland card from his or her hand while hiding only the artist's name. If the opponent of their choice is unable to correctly guess the artist's last name in a single attempt, the card's owner reveals the artist's name and draws a card.
Creature - Parasite
When Sapsucker Sentinel comes into play, untap all lands you control.
G: Sapsucker Sentinel gains vigilance until end of turn.
Sacrifice a Forest: Sapsucker Sentinel gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
3/3
Next:
An instant or sorcery card with a triggered ability.
Sorcery
Buyback (2/G)(2/G)
Return target non-green card from your graveyard to your hand.
Next:
Blue land destruction
Enchantment
As long as Nature's Bounty is tapped, all creatures get +1/+1.
Tap a creature you control: Tap or untap Nature's Bounty.
Next:
X(2/U)(2/R)
Legendary Creature - Slime Imp
Flying, haste
Stick Sense, Elastic Like Goo to your opponent's nose: That player's nose becomes sticky until someone says, "Hey! There goes the other one!"
3/1
"I was just going to stick me on your nose until
Legendary Artifact Creature - Beeble Avatar
Whenever you pay
That's 'pay', not 'play'. I want this card to be interesting.
Enchantment
(2/W)(2/W): Players vote on whether or not to destroy target creature. If more than half the players vote affirmative, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated. Any player may play this ability.
Tribal Sorcery - Goblin
Put two 1/1 red Goblin tokens into play.
Shuffle your library, then put Breeding Cycle third from the top.
I finally found a creature type nobody used yet!
Next:
Unicorn
Surface Tension 3U
Tribal Enchantment - Orb
Surface Tension costs 3 less to play if you control an Orb creature.
U, T: Redistribute the power and toughness of target creature you control until end of turn. Its power and toughness must each remain greater than or equal to zero.
Next:
Spider
Sorcery
Tap all creatures.
Untap all creatures.
Tap all creatures.
Untap all creatures.
Tap all creatures.
Untap all creatures.
Remove all creatures from the game.
Players receive priority to play activated abilities after the resolution of each portion of this spell. Abilities played this way do not resolve until this spell resolves, regardless of order in the stack.
For best results, resolve this spell as fast as possible.
Creature - Noggle Wizard
T: Noggle Pyromancer deals damage equal to its converted mana cost to target Goblin or Planeswalker.
As
That's right. As.