Bilrem, Master of the Legion- As much as I would like to get behind him, no. Spelling errors and the fact that all of my weenies are BATTLE CRYING HARALDS OF DEATH!!??? Absolutely not. 6/10 for trying though.
Hades, Death Dealer- 5BB
Legendary Creature- Demon Spirit
All Black Creatures you control gets +3/+3 and Deathtouch.
All Non-Black creatures get -3/-3.
Whenever a creature dies this turn, put it back onto the battlefield under your control.
Whenever a creature you control dies, exile that creature instead.
5/5
When the skulls are lit up, the dealer comes to collect!
Long thought a figure of rumor and folktale, Dhuniimok is the name of both a plane and the impossibly huge creature on whose remains the plane is founded. An entire collection of species descended from parasites, symbiotes and scavengers makes excellent use of the strange variety of organic material to be mined from the dead behemoth. But there are concerns that the bounty will not last forever; and whispers that something as vast as Dhuniimok might conquer even its own death.
Dhuniimok:
Giant Tick :2mana::symb:
Creature - Insect (C)
Lifelink
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have Giant Tick deal 1 damage to target player.
1/3
Bronzescale Leech :symg::symg:
Parasitic Creature — Leech (C) (When Bronzescale Leech enters the battlefield, pair it with another target creature. When Bronzescale Leech is unpaired, sacrifice it.)
Trample
3/3
Membrane Cloaker :5mana::symu:
Creature - Human Rogue (C)
Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for :1mana:.)
Membrane Cloaker can't be blocked.
2/3
Grind to Dust
Instant C
Target spell or permanent gains "Until end of turn, when this card is put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it."
Draw a card. "If the Cult of Rebirth were to succeed, then I fear that that shall cost the lives of every limbling on Dhuniimok." —Ssitzin, hierophage
Tear through the Topsoil :1mana::symr::symr:
Sorcery (C)
Discard a card at random, then draw two cards. If you discarded a land card in this way, you may return that card from your graveyard to your hand. "Ripping up the rot is its own reward!" - Huxby the Cleanser
Arachnid Swarm :4mana::symg::symg:
Creature - Spider C
Reach "Glintweaver's throng has a history of distrust for visitors... and a taste for their meat." —Cara, Sinad missionary
5/5
Fossil Burst :4mana::symr:
Instant (C)
Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for :1mana:.)
Fossil Burst deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
Sinad Missionary :3mana::symw:
Creature - Human Cleric C
When Sinad Missionary enters the battlefield, you gain life equal to the number of cards in your graveyard. "The formians' language is inscrutable, but even a novice can see the new glimmer of hope in the eyes of the downtrodden." —Cara, Sinad missionary
2/3
Platefist Symbiote
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
Sacrifice Platefist Symbiote: Until end of turn, enchanted creature's controller may assign enchanted creature's combat damage as though it weren't blocked.
Retether :3mana::symg: (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its retether cost.)
Mental Distraction
Instant C
As an additional cost to cast Mental Distraction, exile a card from your graveyard.
Target creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the converted mana cost of the exiled card. "This world was alive once. I shudder to think of what might happen if it were to become alive again." —Maesom Yurin
Insatiable Maw :xmana::symg::symg:
Sorcery (U)
Delve
Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature. "Eat to live. Eat everything, live forever." - Trikek, formian rebirth cultist
Chitinous Exoskeleton
Parasitic Artifact - Equipment U (When Chitinous Exoskeleton enters the battlefield, pair it with another target creature. When Chitinous Exoskeleton is unpaired, sacrifice it.)
Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Creatures paired with Chitinous Exoskeleton can't equip it.
Equip — Tap a creature paired with Chitinous Exoskeleton.
Churning Lake
Land (U)
You may play Churning Lake from your graveyard.
Churning Lake enters the battlefield tapped.
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool. The tributaries of Calkum Sea ripple perpetually like a heartbeat. The Cult of Rebirth takes this as an omen.
Rare- 1 of 1
Parasitic Lust- 2GB
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all non-insect creatures. Put a 1/1 Green insect onto the battefield for each creature destroyed this way.
Dhuniimok, The Ultimate Host- 1WGRBU
Legendary Creature- Beast (MR)
Trample, Hexproof, Protection from Creatures
Whenever ~ attacks, put a 1/1 green insect with deathtouch onto the battlefield under your control.
Whenever ~ blocks, put a 3/3 black spider with reach onto the battlefield under your control.
7/7 It was Dhuniimok that razed the heavens and forged this plane onto it's body.
Whenever ~ enters the battlefield, each player discards a card. (B/W), sacrifice ~: Return target Black or White Aura from your graveyard onto the battlefield ehcnating target creature.
Exhausting Parasite- Considering that you did this, I'm actually pleased to see this card. It actually fits well considering that this is the first time an Instant can be an enchanment. Also, nice abilities in U! 9/10
Glorified Sun- 2RR
Enchantment Creature- Phoenix
Bestow- 4RR
Flying, Haste
Enchanted Creature gets +3/+3, Flying and Haste.
~ or enchanted creature gets "If this creature would be put into a graveyard this turn, pay 1R. If you do, return it to the battlefield under your control."
3/3
NEXT: Hey Lets continued Bestow! Give me a Squirrel with Bestow. Nutty, I know.
Coiled Venom- GG
Creature- Snake (U)
Deathtouch
Whenever a creature dies by ~, you may pay B. If you do, draw a card and lose one life.
2/2 The venom is more than enough to put anyone out for good.
Lophitis, God of Mischief- Personally, I'm not a fan of giving things away and for what it is worth, it seems a little too powerful for 4 as you can find a way to tap it and then bounce it back to your hand to protect it from your opponent using it against you.
5.2/10
Tartarus, aye...
Lazurus Dimension- (U/B)(U/B)
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, exlie it instead.
Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put it into that player's graveyard instead.
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, that player put it onto the battlefield instead.
NEXT: Let's try an enchantment instant with Bestow. I like the challenge.
Burn the Scarecrow- 2R
Instant
~ deals three damage to target creature. If that creature was an artifact, ~ deals 5 damage to that creature and that creature's controller.
The crows rejoiced that day when the scarecrow BURNED into ashes.
Enigmic Image- 3UU
Creature- Illusion T: Exile ~ and then return ~ at the end of turn. 2U: Exile all creature you control and then return them at the end of turn. 6UU, T: Exile all creatures.
2/2
Deathtouch
Whenever ~ is the target of an ability you don't control, creatures you control have deathtouch until the end of turn. G(B/R), T: Sacrifice target creature you control. You gain life equal to it's toughness.
2/2
Stir the Sepulchre-Questional spelling aside, I like the fact that I can get zombies while ruining anothewr graveyard, though a tad bit cheap. Bah, whatever! 8/10
[1]: Creatures with Evolve you control gets an additional +1/+1 counter this turn.
[-3]: Draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control with the highest power.
[-8]: You gain an emblem, "Creatures with +1/+1 counters you control have Flying, Hexproof and Trample."
[4]
NEXT: Hey, let's get the guild planeswalkers another round: Azorius Planeswalker please!
Terror Grove
Land- Forest (U) (~ is a forest) T: Add G to your mana pool. 2, T: Add G to your mana pool equal to the number of green creatures in your graveyard. 1(G/B), T: Destroy target Nonblack creature. You may pay this ability once each turn.
The Grove always grows when taking a body with it.
Arcades Sabboth, Planeswalker
Planeswalker- Arcades Sabboth
[+1] Creatures you control that didn't attack this turn get +0/+2 until the beginning of your next precombat main phase.
[-1] You gain 1 life and play an additional land this turn.
[-4] You gain an emblem "Creatures you control have Flying and Can Block an additional creature"
{2}
NEXT- Hey I like Dragons as Planeswalkers! Give me a Planar Chaos Dragon Legend as a Planeswalker!
Legendary Creature- Demon Spirit
All Black Creatures you control gets +3/+3 and Deathtouch.
All Non-Black creatures get -3/-3.
Whenever a creature dies this turn, put it back onto the battlefield under your control.
Whenever a creature you control dies, exile that creature instead.
5/5
When the skulls are lit up, the dealer comes to collect!
Artifact
5, T: AddWGRBU toyour mana pool.
WGRBU, Q: Double your mana pool this turn.
Next:
Dead Spike
Tropic Thunder
Tunden Engine
Dhuniimok:
Giant Tick :2mana::symb:
Creature - Insect (C)
Lifelink
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have Giant Tick deal 1 damage to target player.
1/3
Bronzescale Leech :symg::symg:
Parasitic Creature — Leech (C)
(When Bronzescale Leech enters the battlefield, pair it with another target creature. When Bronzescale Leech is unpaired, sacrifice it.)
Trample
3/3
Membrane Cloaker :5mana::symu:
Creature - Human Rogue (C)
Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for :1mana:.)
Membrane Cloaker can't be blocked.
2/3
Grind to Dust
Instant C
Target spell or permanent gains "Until end of turn, when this card is put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it."
Draw a card.
"If the Cult of Rebirth were to succeed, then I fear that that shall cost the lives of every limbling on Dhuniimok." —Ssitzin, hierophage
Tear through the Topsoil :1mana::symr::symr:
Sorcery (C)
Discard a card at random, then draw two cards. If you discarded a land card in this way, you may return that card from your graveyard to your hand.
"Ripping up the rot is its own reward!" - Huxby the Cleanser
Arachnid Swarm :4mana::symg::symg:
Creature - Spider C
Reach
"Glintweaver's throng has a history of distrust for visitors... and a taste for their meat." —Cara, Sinad missionary
5/5
Fossil Burst :4mana::symr:
Instant (C)
Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for :1mana:.)
Fossil Burst deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
Sinad Missionary :3mana::symw:
Creature - Human Cleric C
When Sinad Missionary enters the battlefield, you gain life equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.
"The formians' language is inscrutable, but even a novice can see the new glimmer of hope in the eyes of the downtrodden." —Cara, Sinad missionary
2/3
Platefist Symbiote
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
Sacrifice Platefist Symbiote: Until end of turn, enchanted creature's controller may assign enchanted creature's combat damage as though it weren't blocked.
Retether :3mana::symg: (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its retether cost.)
Mental Distraction
Instant C
As an additional cost to cast Mental Distraction, exile a card from your graveyard.
Target creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the converted mana cost of the exiled card.
"This world was alive once. I shudder to think of what might happen if it were to become alive again." —Maesom Yurin
Insatiable Maw :xmana::symg::symg:
Sorcery (U)
Delve
Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature.
"Eat to live. Eat everything, live forever." - Trikek, formian rebirth cultist
Chitinous Exoskeleton
Parasitic Artifact - Equipment U
(When Chitinous Exoskeleton enters the battlefield, pair it with another target creature. When Chitinous Exoskeleton is unpaired, sacrifice it.)
Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Creatures paired with Chitinous Exoskeleton can't equip it.
Equip — Tap a creature paired with Chitinous Exoskeleton.
Churning Lake
Land (U)
You may play Churning Lake from your graveyard.
Churning Lake enters the battlefield tapped.
:symtap:: Add
The tributaries of Calkum Sea ripple perpetually like a heartbeat. The Cult of Rebirth takes this as an omen.
Rare- 1 of 1
Parasitic Lust- 2GB
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all non-insect creatures. Put a 1/1 Green insect onto the battefield for each creature destroyed this way.
Dhuniimok, The Ultimate Host- 1WGRBU
Legendary Creature- Beast (MR)
Trample, Hexproof, Protection from Creatures
Whenever ~ attacks, put a 1/1 green insect with deathtouch onto the battlefield under your control.
Whenever ~ blocks, put a 3/3 black spider with reach onto the battlefield under your control.
7/7
It was Dhuniimok that razed the heavens and forged this plane onto it's body.
Rats of Light- 1(B/W)
Creature- Rat
Whenever ~ enters the battlefield, each player discards a card.
(B/W), sacrifice ~: Return target Black or White Aura from your graveyard onto the battlefield ehcnating target creature.
1/1
Glorified Sun- 2RR
Enchantment Creature- Phoenix
Bestow- 4RR
Flying, Haste
Enchanted Creature gets +3/+3, Flying and Haste.
~ or enchanted creature gets "If this creature would be put into a graveyard this turn, pay 1R. If you do, return it to the battlefield under your control."
3/3
NEXT: Hey Lets continued Bestow! Give me a Squirrel with Bestow. Nutty, I know.
Creature- Snake (U)
Deathtouch
Whenever a creature dies by ~, you may pay B. If you do, draw a card and lose one life.
2/2
The venom is more than enough to put anyone out for good.
5.2/10
Tartarus, aye...
Lazurus Dimension- (U/B)(U/B)
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, exlie it instead.
Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put it into that player's graveyard instead.
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, that player put it onto the battlefield instead.
NEXT: Let's try an enchantment instant with Bestow. I like the challenge.
Sorcery
Exile target creature and return it to the battlefield at the end of turn.
"Wait, your telling me, your not real?"
NEXT:
Trinitro and Salt creates a powerful explosive...
or
Death will part your bonds.
Instant
~ deals three damage to target creature. If that creature was an artifact, ~ deals 5 damage to that creature and that creature's controller.
The crows rejoiced that day when the scarecrow BURNED into ashes.
Creature- Illusion
T: Exile ~ and then return ~ at the end of turn.
2U: Exile all creature you control and then return them at the end of turn.
6UU, T: Exile all creatures.
2/2
Creature- Plant Spirit (R)
Deathtouch
Whenever ~ is the target of an ability you don't control, creatures you control have deathtouch until the end of turn.
G(B/R), T: Sacrifice target creature you control. You gain life equal to it's toughness.
2/2
Topanga, Evolution Weaver- 2GU
Planeswalker- Topanga
[1]: Creatures with Evolve you control gets an additional +1/+1 counter this turn.
[-3]: Draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control with the highest power.
[-8]: You gain an emblem, "Creatures with +1/+1 counters you control have Flying, Hexproof and Trample."
[4]
NEXT: Hey, let's get the guild planeswalkers another round: Azorius Planeswalker please!
Land- Forest (U)
(~ is a forest)
T: Add G to your mana pool.
2, T: Add G to your mana pool equal to the number of green creatures in your graveyard.
1(G/B), T: Destroy target Nonblack creature. You may pay this ability once each turn.
The Grove always grows when taking a body with it.
Instant
Counter target nongreen spell.
It was nature herself that denied all artificial claims.