Inferno Impersonation -- 4RR
Sorcery (R)
For each nontoken nonlegendary creature you control, create a token that's a copy of that creature. Those tokens have haste. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.
Essence of Freyalise -- 3GG
Enchantment -- Aura (M)
Enchant land or planeswalker
If enchanted permanent is a land, it's a 5/5 Elemental creature that's still a land with "You may activate abilities of this permanent as though it had haste" and "0: Untap this permanent. Activate this ability only during your turn and only once each turn."
If enchanted permanent is a planeswalker, it has the planeswalker ability "0: Add two mana of any combination of colors to your mana pool."
When Essence of Freyalise is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
Bone-Eater Vine -- BG
Creature -- Plant Zombie (R)
Bone-Eater Vine's power and toughness are each equal to the number of different creature types among cards in your graveyard.
*/*
Slaver Beetle -- 3B
Creature -- Insect (R)
First Strike
Whenever Slaver Beetle deals combat damage to a creature, you may sacrifice Slaver Beetle. If you do, gain control of that creature.
Whenever Slaver Beetle deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, you control that player during his or her next turn.
2/1
Rampaging Thoctar -- 1RGW
Creature -- Beast (U)
Concenter (Rather than pay this card's mana cost, you may spend mana of a single one of its colors equal to its converted mana cost.)
Trample
Rampaging Thoctar enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if R was spent to cast it, another +1/+1 counter on it if G was spent to cast it, and another +1/+1 counter on it if W was spent to cast it.
3/3
So basically you can spend 1RGW, RRRR, GGGG, or WWWW to cast Rampaging Thoctar.
Committed -- U
Sorcery (U)
Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
---- Excellence -- 2UU
Sorcery (U)
Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard. Then exile it.)
Draw a card for each tapped creature target opponent controls.
Ashgrave Phoenix -- 3RR
Creature -- Phoenix (M)
Flying, Haste
You may cast Ashgrave Phoenix from your graveyard.
As an additional cost to cast Ashgrave Phoenix from your graveyard, you may exile any number of other cards in your graveyard. If you do, Ashgrave Phoenix enters the battlefield with that many +1/+1 counters on it.
3/3
Planar Lockout -- 3WW
Enchantment (M)
When Planar Lockout enters the battlefield, exile all planeswalkers until Planar Lockout leaves the battlefield.
Players can't cast planeswalker spells.
If a planeswalker would enter the battlefield, exile it until Planar Lockout leaves the battlefield instead.
Soul Epiphany -- 4WW
Instant (R)
Target creature you control gets +X/+X and gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn, where X is your life total.
Distance Distortion -- 2RG
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a creature a player controls attacks, exile it. Return that creature to the battlefield under that player's control tapped and attacking at the beginning of his or her next declare attackers step.
Creatures aren't Meandering, they're just going a looooooong way.
Withering Aether -- 1UB
Instant (U)
Counter target creature spell unless its controller pays 2. If that player does, that creature enters the battlefield with two additional -1/-1 counters on it.
Ballista-Shell Tortoise -- 3WG
Creature -- Turtle
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Ballista-Shell Tortoise by noncreature sources.
Ballista-Shell Tortoise can't be destroyed except by lethal damage.
4/6
Lumiwood Sporespawner -- 3GG
Creature -- Fungus (R) 1G: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. Revelation -- Whenever you reveal Lumiwood Sporespawner from your hand or library, you may pay any amount of G. If you do, create that many 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.
4/4
Xanthomata -- 3BB
Creature -- Germ
Whenever a creature dies, its controller loses life equal to the number of -1/-1 counters on that creature.
At the beginning of each upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature.
2/2
Expandogoyf -- 2GG
Creature -- Lhurgoyf (R)
Expandogoyf's power and toughness are each equal to 1 plus the number of different expansion symbols among cards in all graveyards. "Maybe next time you'll be more careful about which basic lands you put in your deck!" -- Spike, Competitive Gamer
1+*/1+*
Inferno Impersonation -- 4RR
Sorcery (R)
For each nontoken nonlegendary creature you control, create a token that's a copy of that creature. Those tokens have haste. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.
Essence of Freyalise -- 3GG
Enchantment -- Aura (M)
Enchant land or planeswalker
If enchanted permanent is a land, it's a 5/5 Elemental creature that's still a land with "You may activate abilities of this permanent as though it had haste" and "0: Untap this permanent. Activate this ability only during your turn and only once each turn."
If enchanted permanent is a planeswalker, it has the planeswalker ability "0: Add two mana of any combination of colors to your mana pool."
When Essence of Freyalise is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
Bone-Eater Vine -- BG
Creature -- Plant Zombie (R)
Bone-Eater Vine's power and toughness are each equal to the number of different creature types among cards in your graveyard.
*/*
Slaver Beetle -- 3B
Creature -- Insect (R)
First Strike
Whenever Slaver Beetle deals combat damage to a creature, you may sacrifice Slaver Beetle. If you do, gain control of that creature.
Whenever Slaver Beetle deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, you control that player during his or her next turn.
2/1
Rampaging Thoctar -- 1RGW
Creature -- Beast (U)
Concenter (Rather than pay this card's mana cost, you may spend mana of a single one of its colors equal to its converted mana cost.)
Trample
Rampaging Thoctar enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if R was spent to cast it, another +1/+1 counter on it if G was spent to cast it, and another +1/+1 counter on it if W was spent to cast it.
3/3
So basically you can spend 1RGW, RRRR, GGGG, or WWWW to cast Rampaging Thoctar.
Committed -- U
Sorcery (U)
Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
----
Excellence -- 2UU
Sorcery (U)
Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard. Then exile it.)
Draw a card for each tapped creature target opponent controls.
Ashgrave Phoenix -- 3RR
Creature -- Phoenix (M)
Flying, Haste
You may cast Ashgrave Phoenix from your graveyard.
As an additional cost to cast Ashgrave Phoenix from your graveyard, you may exile any number of other cards in your graveyard. If you do, Ashgrave Phoenix enters the battlefield with that many +1/+1 counters on it.
3/3
Planar Lockout -- 3WW
Enchantment (M)
When Planar Lockout enters the battlefield, exile all planeswalkers until Planar Lockout leaves the battlefield.
Players can't cast planeswalker spells.
If a planeswalker would enter the battlefield, exile it until Planar Lockout leaves the battlefield instead.
Soul Epiphany -- 4WW
Instant (R)
Target creature you control gets +X/+X and gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn, where X is your life total.
Distance Distortion -- 2RG
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a creature a player controls attacks, exile it. Return that creature to the battlefield under that player's control tapped and attacking at the beginning of his or her next declare attackers step.
Creatures aren't Meandering, they're just going a looooooong way.
Withering Aether -- 1UB
Instant (U)
Counter target creature spell unless its controller pays 2. If that player does, that creature enters the battlefield with two additional -1/-1 counters on it.
Creature -- Turtle
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Ballista-Shell Tortoise by noncreature sources.
Ballista-Shell Tortoise can't be destroyed except by lethal damage.
4/6
Lumiwood Sporespawner -- 3GG
Creature -- Fungus (R)
1G: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Revelation -- Whenever you reveal Lumiwood Sporespawner from your hand or library, you may pay any amount of G. If you do, create that many 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.
4/4
Creature -- Germ
Whenever a creature dies, its controller loses life equal to the number of -1/-1 counters on that creature.
At the beginning of each upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature.
2/2
Hey, April Fools' Day! Un-card time!
Expandogoyf -- 2GG
Creature -- Lhurgoyf (R)
Expandogoyf's power and toughness are each equal to 1 plus the number of different expansion symbols among cards in all graveyards.
"Maybe next time you'll be more careful about which basic lands you put in your deck!" -- Spike, Competitive Gamer
1+*/1+*