Jeeves, of Ask Jeeves fame, would formulate the plan, using his vast knowledge of the entirety of the internet to learn every weakness of the dragon and to research the best method to defeat him.
Some Puerto Rican Guy, the suspected murderer of the Rammsey child, would provide the distraction necessary to divert Bolas' attention, using his amazing powers of self-scapegoating to draw Bolas' wrath to himself for an unknown crime and yet being completely incapable of being found.
Kratos, the former God of War, would serve as the actual executioner, with his god-slaying background proving more than enough to vanquish the mighty planeswalker.
Edghyatt, in a stunning twist of fate, actually knows the native language of the town of Suckok. This means that he also knows the meaning of the word, roughly translated to "The ability or desire to ingest, consume, or otherwise suckle on the secretions of male Mooses." He also, unfortunately, is referred to in that town as the "Suckoking"
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Enchantment - Aura (In addition to being of the enchantment type, this card also has the Aura enchantment subtype. It is still an enchantment.)
Enchant creature (When you cast this spell from your hand, you must announce a creature in play as a target that could legally be targeted by this spell. If this spell resolves and the targeted permanent is still in play and is still a legal target, this card comes into play attached to that creature. As long as this card remains attached to that creature, that creature is considered 'enchanted'. Any effects that refer to 'enchanted creature' are applied to the card that this card is attached to. If the card that this is enchanting leaves play, or if it can no longer have this card legally attached to it, this card goes to its owner's graveyard as a state-based effect that no players may respond to.) Enchanted creature gets +2/+0. (This bonus is in addition to the creature's regular power and toughness, and does not change the creature's power and toughness to 2/0. For example, if this is attached to a 3/3, that creature becomes a 5/3. There is no limit on how high a creature's power may be, even if it has enough power to kill any number of opponents and every creature in their decks multiple times over. If this card leaves play, the bonus is lost immediately, without any player having a chance to respond.) Enchanted creature has trample. (Normally, a creature that is blocked can't deal any damage to the defending player or planeswalker. Creatures with trample, however, function differently. Whenever they assign combat damage, they may assign lethal damage to the blockers. Lethal damage means enough damage to creatures equal to their toughness, minus any damage currently on those creatures, minus any damage being concurrently assigned by other creatures to that same creature. If lethal damage is assigned to those creatures, any leftover damage may be assigned to the defending player. If this card leaves play before combat damage is dealt, the damage can't be assigned to the player anyway.) When Rancor is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to your hand. (This ability will trigger whether this card is put into your graveyard due to being destroyed directly, or due to it being put into your graveyard due to it not being attached to any permanents or due to it attaching an illegal permanent. If this card leaves the graveyard somehow before the triggered ability resolves, nothing will happen. If a permanent this card is targetting on the stack leaves play or otherwise becomes an illegal target on resolution, this card will be put directly into its owner's graveyard as a state-based effect, with no players having any chance to respond, and its triggered ability will not apply.)
I'm very curious to see how small the text would need to be.
I can't believe nobody has mentioned Zephyr Spirit. 6 mana for a 0/6, with a DRAWBACK? I bought a booster box of Ravnica and I swear, I must have torn up at least 15 of those things.
I think Sorrow's Path takes the cake, though. Quite honestly the most useless card I can possibly think of. I'd rather have the off chance to remove a Dakmor Salvage with my MD Mudhole than play that garbage.
I didn't have a computer for about a month or so, and had to use the Wii to browse. Man, that is ANNOYING. It takes WAAAY too long to type anything. That, and the lack of Flash 8 or above means you can't really do much of anything other than read articles.
Another question is: Are these men perfectly coordinated? Is this a professional NBKT (Naked Bear-Killing Team)? I ask this because how well the team works together GREATLY affects how many are needed. If they just run at him 1 or 2 at a time, the bear is going to maul each and every one of them in short order. Even if they do all attack at the same time, it would take some amount of work to continuously attack while providing enough distraction for the other team members as to avoid injury when the bear picks a target.
Title basically says it all. I'm 20, and I have accomplished all of nothing so far. I'm single, I'm working at a Wendy's (I'm a shift supervisor, sure, but that's only because everybody pushed me into it), and I have yet to go to college even though I'm a smart kid and I know what I want to do (psychology). But I just can't seem to really make myself do anything. I've been the type to just coast through life without really putting any effort into it.
To be frank, I'm sick of it. I want to change the way I am, but I don't know how. Yeah, I could just "do it", but as simple as that is, it's in no way, shape, or form 'easy', and honestly I don't think that would work. What I'm looking for is some general tips. Anybody else had this issue? How do you motivate yourself, and if you have had the same problem, what steps did you take to fix it?
I'm doing it on the Xbox. There's a few locations on various battlefields that you can semi-abuse. The crane section of Dead Air has a ledge you can camp on, and there's a rock in the water in Death Toll that zombies can't seem to target. Those are a little cheap, however.
They never fixed that rock? Wow, I would have figured it would be fixed with the patch. I guess the special infected can still put some hurt on you, but that still seems kind of unfair.
Shield of Kaldra. I'd be completely invincible. Plus, in the unlikely event I found other Kaldra equipment, they would be indestructible, as well, and with all 3 I'd have an invincible bodyguard at all times to protect me.
Why do I hear noise in an empty room?
WW moment to have uncontrollable bowel movements.
Some Puerto Rican Guy, the suspected murderer of the Rammsey child, would provide the distraction necessary to divert Bolas' attention, using his amazing powers of self-scapegoating to draw Bolas' wrath to himself for an unknown crime and yet being completely incapable of being found.
Kratos, the former God of War, would serve as the actual executioner, with his god-slaying background proving more than enough to vanquish the mighty planeswalker.
Enchantment - Aura
(In addition to being of the enchantment type, this card also has the Aura enchantment subtype. It is still an enchantment.)
Enchant creature (When you cast this spell from your hand, you must announce a creature in play as a target that could legally be targeted by this spell. If this spell resolves and the targeted permanent is still in play and is still a legal target, this card comes into play attached to that creature. As long as this card remains attached to that creature, that creature is considered 'enchanted'. Any effects that refer to 'enchanted creature' are applied to the card that this card is attached to. If the card that this is enchanting leaves play, or if it can no longer have this card legally attached to it, this card goes to its owner's graveyard as a state-based effect that no players may respond to.)
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0. (This bonus is in addition to the creature's regular power and toughness, and does not change the creature's power and toughness to 2/0. For example, if this is attached to a 3/3, that creature becomes a 5/3. There is no limit on how high a creature's power may be, even if it has enough power to kill any number of opponents and every creature in their decks multiple times over. If this card leaves play, the bonus is lost immediately, without any player having a chance to respond.)
Enchanted creature has trample. (Normally, a creature that is blocked can't deal any damage to the defending player or planeswalker. Creatures with trample, however, function differently. Whenever they assign combat damage, they may assign lethal damage to the blockers. Lethal damage means enough damage to creatures equal to their toughness, minus any damage currently on those creatures, minus any damage being concurrently assigned by other creatures to that same creature. If lethal damage is assigned to those creatures, any leftover damage may be assigned to the defending player. If this card leaves play before combat damage is dealt, the damage can't be assigned to the player anyway.)
When Rancor is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to your hand. (This ability will trigger whether this card is put into your graveyard due to being destroyed directly, or due to it being put into your graveyard due to it not being attached to any permanents or due to it attaching an illegal permanent. If this card leaves the graveyard somehow before the triggered ability resolves, nothing will happen. If a permanent this card is targetting on the stack leaves play or otherwise becomes an illegal target on resolution, this card will be put directly into its owner's graveyard as a state-based effect, with no players having any chance to respond, and its triggered ability will not apply.)
I'm very curious to see how small the text would need to be.
I think Sorrow's Path takes the cake, though. Quite honestly the most useless card I can possibly think of. I'd rather have the off chance to remove a Dakmor Salvage with my MD Mudhole than play that garbage.
...or side in artifact destruction. That deck dies horribly without Howling Mines to constantly refill its hand.
But hey, if a kindergarten class of 26 can take down Godzilla working together, I suppose it would only take 2 ordinary men to take down a Grizzly Bear if they worked together well enough.
To be frank, I'm sick of it. I want to change the way I am, but I don't know how. Yeah, I could just "do it", but as simple as that is, it's in no way, shape, or form 'easy', and honestly I don't think that would work. What I'm looking for is some general tips. Anybody else had this issue? How do you motivate yourself, and if you have had the same problem, what steps did you take to fix it?
They never fixed that rock? Wow, I would have figured it would be fixed with the patch. I guess the special infected can still put some hurt on you, but that still seems kind of unfair.