Lol.I love the idea! kira, great glass-spinner and eidolon of rhetoric or rule of law could do some work in a build like this I think. Eidolon works better with Kira since she can protect it too.
Before Gitaxian Probe got the axe I always wanted to run a deck with it, discard spells, and Pithing Needle in order to Needle the opponent's fetchlands. Maybe you could try out Pithing Needle here to add to meddling-type abilities.