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  • posted a message on Mel Gibson Arrested?
    Quote from Furor »
    Why?

    ...Jesus told me to. He came to me and said "Beholdeth... Pope-Hitler."


    P.S. Fine Hitler was part of The Man while being part of the INJDP (I'm Not Jewish Denial Program.)

    This is also spam. That's another warning, Elk. If you post in this thread again - for any reason at all - you will be suspended.

    The rest of you, keep it clean.

    Furor

    Posted in: Debate
  • posted a message on Revival of White Weenie - Proclamation of Rebirth - Comments Please
    Hmmm UW Weenie.

    Artifacts: 6

    4x Umezawa's Jitte
    2x Manriki Gusari

    Creatures: 21

    3x Sky Hussar
    3x Paladin En-Vac
    3x Isamaru
    4x Savannah Lions
    3x Lantern Kami
    2x Meloku
    2x Drowned Rulska
    1x Weathered Wayfarer

    Spells: 14

    4x Condemn
    3x Mana Leak
    3x Proclimation of Rebirth
    2x Faiths Fetters
    2x Tidings

    Lands:

    4x Adarkar Waste
    4x Hallowed Fountain
    2x Azorious Chancery
    3x Island
    1x Minamo
    5x Plains
    1x Eiganjo

    Sideboard:

    1x Mana Leak
    4x Remand
    2x Faiths Fetters
    2x Adarkar Valkyre
    2x Augustin
    4x Ronom Unicorn

    Explanation:

    Blue is incredibly useful to white in the sense that just when White is running out of speed, Blue can start it's magic. Meloku is a powerhouse in himself and should without a doubt be in U/W weenie. The sideboard is against things like Combo trading out Fetters and other creatures for Unicorn and Augustin etc. Simple and effecient yet sleek and intellegent.
    Posted in: Standard Archives
  • posted a message on The first time you ever felt in love with someone?
    It was this one time... At bandcamp.

    But it turned out that the person I was in love with was just interested in putting my flute in her tuba.
    Posted in: Talk and Entertainment
  • posted a message on Make a dumb wish foundation. #4 i think.
    Granted

    But unfortunately it was an opened bottle of bleach. You drank it all and currently exist in critical condition at a local Hospital only to wake up to find that Madonna has come in to appear for your Last Wish foundation.

    I wish that my midget pants could fly through the stars and wreak havoc among the boxer-wearing communists of Vietnam
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Mel Gibson Arrested?
    ...I looked up Pope-Hitler on Yahoo. I found it. It looks like Hitler Pope. What I'm saying is that Hitler was half-Jewish, Half-German/Christian. Not all Christians have good morals
    Posted in: Debate
  • posted a message on Mel Gibson Arrested?
    Mel Gibson was doing a fine job of that...he was a family man, good friend, and christian.Even if you arent religious you should know that christains DO have good morals.......discusss.

    ... My response.



    A religious Nazi is this. http://italy.indymedia.org/uploads/2005/05/pope-hitler.jpg

    Troll/spam warning.

    Furor

    Posted in: Debate
  • posted a message on Cycling returns?
    I have been sigged, my pelvis is in joy with yummy bananas.

    And here's the new mechanic I found on the internet. MaRo will make good by bringing back all mechanics >=D!!

    Multi//Card

    BanBursprint Flasking Morcyclehold:

    If you paid kicker this card gains threshold.

    Morph XC: Return this card to your hand until you pay kicker.

    Cycle XC: Discard this card, draw a card.

    Flashback XC: Return this into play morphed, even if its not a creature, why? Maro told you to!

    Sunburst: Play this card for no reason, instead save this card in your binder until they decide to release this card in a multi-color block.

    This card bands with other multi-mechanic cards.

    When you play this card you may remove a card from the game to have this card do absolutely nothing.

    Threshold:

    T: Kick target ass.

    //

    Do not play this side of the card. Instead... play the other half. If you play this side you lose the game until you put it back in your hand, if you refuse to put it back in your hand your opponent gains.

    Threshold:

    T: Kick target ass.
    (1): Untap target player.
    (1): Produce (10) in your mana pool

    "No one to this day knows how much MaRo smoked on that fateful night. There were more joints than a Jamacian Party, more cookies than a white mom's cookie sweatshop, and more stupidity than Legions could ever produce." - Robby, Tolarian Jew

    P.S. If a card like th is is made I will send in protest letters with multiple Skullclamps... Maro must be stopped from making bad cards!
    Posted in: Speculation
  • posted a message on Cycling returns?
    Cycling... A yummy mechanic that is so hot that I want to eat myself in pure arousal. Although there is something that could make it not as awesome, Trasmute. Transmuting is the pure ownage as you can search for Jesus and the Fourteen Apostles (Rufus from Dogma and David Blaine was there too.) Cycling, good and incredibly good when used with Transmutation could screw around a lot of the format. Especially if they are stupid enough o have Dredge and Threshold in similar existences. U/B/G-X Are you insane?! Of course Wizards will do something like this and make Jesus be like 'O_O OMFG!!' while he gets his butt kicked at FNM.

    So in simple terms. Yes. MaRo will have fun tormenting our decks with Threshold and Cycling.
    Posted in: Speculation
  • posted a message on Is it real?!
    So that doesn't erase the fact that it could be printed as a Judge Foil... And from what I've read Morphling still hasn't lived up to his full potential so he could still hit the tables one day.
    Posted in: Speculation
  • posted a message on Is it real?!
    Windreaver is like Morphling... Like Cardboard Jesus got in a fight with Buddha and stuff... Windreaver was born and yeah. Windreaver's awesome just like me making cottage cheese in the ice cream at the frozen food section.

    P.S. ...yes morphling is that awesome. He'd give us world peace and kill Bush!
    Posted in: Speculation
  • posted a message on [Gaymers] "The First Clan With An 18 And Over Backroom"
    O___O Don't go to the Zoo! DON'T!!! The Zebra's are evil, when I went they attacked me and I still think they're after me lucky charms!!

    [/Spaz]
    Posted in: Retired Clan Threads
  • posted a message on "Crimes" of the church and problems with the dogma
    Dogma was a good movie... [/Pun]
    Posted in: Debate
  • posted a message on The Rebecca Guay Fan Thread.
    o.o Yo Myke... How's XC doing? Um anyways I love Rebbecca's art! It makes me all tingly in my pants and it gives that good old DnD fantasy style to the cards.
    Posted in: Artwork
  • posted a message on Is it real?!
    <__< Lemme see then... I can make cottage cheese =D!
    Posted in: Speculation
  • posted a message on Is it real?!
    o_____o... After I saw that... I made cottage cheese in my pants.
    Posted in: Speculation
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