Gozer the Gozarian10RB
Legendary Creature - Avatar
When Gozer the Gozarian comes into play, if you didn't play it from your hand, you lose the game.
If you control both a card named Zuul and a card named Vinz Clortho, Gozer the Gozarian costs 10 less to play.
Whenever a player chooses a creature type, flip Gozer the Gozarian. Choose your destructor...
4/4
// Stay-Puft
Legendary Creature - Marshmallow-Man Avatar
Trample RB: destroy target artifact or land.
Stay-Puft cannot block.
12/12
Defusion of the Soul 1UU
Instant (U)
Counter target creature spell. If it's countered this way, return it to owner's hand instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard, and you may put into play a Soul token that is a copy of the countered creature. "Fusion and Soul? Is that like rhythm and blues?" - Lat-Nam sage
Biblical FloodU
Enchantment (R)
0: Target player may put a 5/5 Ark artifact creature token into play. Each player may play this ability once.
All Arks have "0: Put a safe counter on target creature."
At end of each turn, remove from the game all creatures that have no safe counters on them. "Sorry dude, I hope your impregnable barrier ..like.. floats." - Noah
Fungus FireRG
Enchantment (R) 2 or R or G: Put a 0/1 red Saproling creature token into play. Any Player may play this ability.
If there are 10 or more Saprolings in play, those Saprolings each deal 1 damage to each creature and player. You will find few nonnative species in the Emberlyn Forests, since it spontaneously combusts each year.
Killer for Rent 3WB
Creature - Townsfolk Assassin (U)
When this comes into play put a hit counter on target creature.
Creatures with one or more hit counters on them have "Pay 1 life: Put a hit counter on target creature." T: Destroy target creature that has more hit counters on it than any other creature. Sometimes he is payed well for as long as a whole year without having to do any actual killing. 4/3
WordmongerUU
Instant
Replace all instances of "can't" in texts of continuous abilities of permanents in play with "Thesaurus". Then, replace all instances of "can" in texts of continuous abilities of permanents in play with "can't". Then, replace all instances of "Thesaurus" in texts of continuous abilities of permanents in play with "can". "So? We'll just hunt down and kill the friggin' Thesaurus..!" - Kupopok, beastmonger.
EDIT: hmmm maybe the next card could hose both wordmonger and static peace?
dissociate2UU
Instant
Counter target creature spell. If any of the abilities on that creature card would have triggered when it would have come into play, you may play those abilities as if you controlled them. Regard as unconnected
Kangaroo Court3G
Enchantment
Discard a card that reads "counter target spell" anywhere in its rules text: Counter target black spell that targets a creature you control. "Did she say: counter target spell, your honor?" - Random record at Gnomecity Knoll
Perry MacRuprand3
Legendary Creature - Faerie Noble
All Faeries get +1/+1
Whenever you play a Faerie spell, flip a coin. If tails, untap target forest or plains. If head, return target Faerie to owner's hand. Few people have ever seen a leprechaun. Even less have ever heard one break wind.
1/2
Volte-faceRR
Enchantment (R)
Creatures with volte counters on them have their creature types spelled backwards.
Nairabrabs, Nahums and Frawds get -1/-1.
:symrb::symrb:: Put a volte counter on target creature.
Disco Party4W
sorcery
Kicker - Tap target untapped Glitterglobe.
All Cats and Dogs gain moonwalk until end of turn.
If you paid the kicker cost, add WBRUG to your mana pool. Groove is in the heart.
Thundersong Battlecall1
Instant (U)
Play ~ only during combat, before attackers are declared.
Untap all creatures.
Until end of turn, all creatures attack or block if able. "Thunder in their hearts | On, on for battle they cry!" - the Uldrichem Song
Quisling3R
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted Creature cannot attack you.
Enchanted Creature blocks whenever able. You may choose how it blocks.
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage, redirect that damage to its controller.
Legendary Creature - Avatar
When Gozer the Gozarian comes into play, if you didn't play it from your hand, you lose the game.
If you control both a card named Zuul and a card named Vinz Clortho, Gozer the Gozarian costs 10 less to play.
Whenever a player chooses a creature type, flip Gozer the Gozarian.
Choose your destructor...
4/4
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Stay-Puft
Legendary Creature - Marshmallow-Man Avatar
Trample
RB: destroy target artifact or land.
Stay-Puft cannot block.
12/12
Instant (U)
Counter target creature spell. If it's countered this way, return it to owner's hand instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard, and you may put into play a Soul token that is a copy of the countered creature.
"Fusion and Soul? Is that like rhythm and blues?" - Lat-Nam sage
Next: Quagmire
Enchantment (R)
0: Target player may put a 5/5 Ark artifact creature token into play. Each player may play this ability once.
All Arks have "0: Put a safe counter on target creature."
At end of each turn, remove from the game all creatures that have no safe counters on them.
"Sorry dude, I hope your impregnable barrier ..like.. floats." - Noah
Enchantment (R)
2 or R or G: Put a 0/1 red Saproling creature token into play. Any Player may play this ability.
If there are 10 or more Saprolings in play, those Saprolings each deal 1 damage to each creature and player.
You will find few nonnative species in the Emberlyn Forests, since it spontaneously combusts each year.
Next: Emberlyn Forest
Creature - Townsfolk Assassin (U)
When this comes into play put a hit counter on target creature.
Creatures with one or more hit counters on them have "Pay 1 life: Put a hit counter on target creature."
T: Destroy target creature that has more hit counters on it than any other creature.
Sometimes he is payed well for as long as a whole year without having to do any actual killing.
4/3
Instant
Replace all instances of "can't" in texts of continuous abilities of permanents in play with "Thesaurus". Then, replace all instances of "can" in texts of continuous abilities of permanents in play with "can't". Then, replace all instances of "Thesaurus" in texts of continuous abilities of permanents in play with "can".
"So? We'll just hunt down and kill the friggin' Thesaurus..!" - Kupopok, beastmonger.
EDIT: hmmm maybe the next card could hose both wordmonger and static peace?
I like your card though. Would be a lot better or more fun, if it didn't have that last clause: "Then ~ loses this ability."
Instant
Counter target creature spell. If any of the abilities on that creature card would have triggered when it would have come into play, you may play those abilities as if you controlled them.
Regard as unconnected
Enchantment
Discard a card that reads "counter target spell" anywhere in its rules text: Counter target black spell that targets a creature you control.
"Did she say: counter target spell, your honor?" - Random record at Gnomecity Knoll
Creature - Snake (U)
Double Strike
U,T: Indigo Frogsnake deals 2 damage to target tapped creature with flying.
Eat before they leap.
2/2
Legendary Creature - Faerie Noble
All Faeries get +1/+1
Whenever you play a Faerie spell, flip a coin. If tails, untap target forest or plains. If head, return target Faerie to owner's hand.
Few people have ever seen a leprechaun. Even less have ever heard one break wind.
1/2
Enchantment (R)
Creatures with volte counters on them have their creature types spelled backwards.
Nairabrabs, Nahums and Frawds get -1/-1.
:symrb::symrb:: Put a volte counter on target creature.
Disco Party 4W
sorcery
Kicker - Tap target untapped Glitterglobe.
All Cats and Dogs gain moonwalk until end of turn.
If you paid the kicker cost, add WBRUG to your mana pool.
Groove is in the heart.
Instant (U)
Play ~ only during combat, before attackers are declared.
Untap all creatures.
Until end of turn, all creatures attack or block if able.
"Thunder in their hearts | On, on for battle they cry!" - the Uldrichem Song
Next: Uldrichem
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted Creature cannot attack you.
Enchanted Creature blocks whenever able. You may choose how it blocks.
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage, redirect that damage to its controller.