I know I'm going to get yelled at for posting this, as really, no format where this is legal would actually survive long enough, and PWs get murdered in EDH... but...
1. As long as he or she comes to the event with pants, I'm ok.
2. As long as those pants aren't a clever disguise to masturbate to his/her sleeves/art, I'm ok.
3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT.
4. And we have freedom of speech/expression, you know, in America, so suck it up.
5. I don't own or plan to own any of this, because to me, this **** is beyond creepy. But I sure as hell have NO place on a podium telling other people how they can or can't alter their playmats or whatever. If the store owner allows it, it's up to THE GODDAMN PARENTS to monitor the kind of place their kids play cards at.
6. And holy ****, people, drop the "omigod sex is so absurd" nonsense. If your parents didn't do the nasty several times, you wouldn't be here.
So maybe I'm retarded and the suggestions I'm about to make don't work in Legacy, but...
Galvanic Blast? With 4 Citadel, 4 Furnace and every dude who isn't Welder being an artifact, I always get to Flame Jav for a single R.
Ichor Wellspring? You can weld Furnace/Citadel into it and back every turn to have a constant Phyrexian Arena with no life loss. And no mana loss, assuming you tap Furnace before you Weld it. Also, fantastic Ravager fodder. And Shrapnel Blast cantrips, lol.
Lightning makes Axe to put Wurmcoil in the yard, burn a creature at their eot, then weld it into play turn 2? Besides, Welder turn 1 either eats a removal spell or a counterspell, and if not, shenanigans ensue.
I'm sorry, do you LOSE money when people advertise? Or is it just more Forum-Nazi BS? Really. It's pretty freaking bad when you guys are red texting KLUG, of all people.
No, I DON'T have to come here. Yup, still going to. Yup, still going to ***** about the completely ridiculous editing of people's speech.
Not the appropriate place for this. Take a break. r~
@klug
Every piece is so clean and crisp, fantastic work all around. Neuveau Lotus, Angel... brilliant work. I really would like to see more Neaveau 'Walkers, and maybe the full Moxen-Unhinged alters.
Tamiyo's ultimate + REWIND!?
Anybody notice that a Pyroclasm will kill Lingering Souls tokens with a Virtue/Honor out, while NOT killing this guy?
Ooh, ooh, or Infiltration Lens.
*falls in love with parchment arts* No, seriously, the Name, mana cost and text written on Parchment rolls? Freaking amazing!
And the plains with only the type line, everything else except the mana symbol painted over? Pleeeeeeeeeeease do more!
2. As long as those pants aren't a clever disguise to masturbate to his/her sleeves/art, I'm ok.
3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT.
4. And we have freedom of speech/expression, you know, in America, so suck it up.
5. I don't own or plan to own any of this, because to me, this **** is beyond creepy. But I sure as hell have NO place on a podium telling other people how they can or can't alter their playmats or whatever. If the store owner allows it, it's up to THE GODDAMN PARENTS to monitor the kind of place their kids play cards at.
6. And holy ****, people, drop the "omigod sex is so absurd" nonsense. If your parents didn't do the nasty several times, you wouldn't be here.
My two cents. Or several.
/rant
Necrotic Ooze. Take that...
If not... LESBIAN LILIANA + CHANDRA WHOOOOOOOO
No, seriously, aside from that, the art was fantastic. And the rotated loyalty symbol was hilarious.
Toon Scavenging Ooze (aw no KotR?)
Nuveau Olivia (What about Fringe Olivia?)
JAW-dropping. Holy crap.
4 Solem Simulacrum
4 Everflowing Chalice
3 Mox Opal
4 Chimeric Mass
4 Chalice of the Void
2 Orochi Hatchery
4 Surge Node
2 Reshape
2 Artificer's Intuition
3 Contagion Clasp
3 Power Conduit
4 Misty Rainforest
10 Island
Galvanic Blast? With 4 Citadel, 4 Furnace and every dude who isn't Welder being an artifact, I always get to Flame Jav for a single R.
Ichor Wellspring? You can weld Furnace/Citadel into it and back every turn to have a constant Phyrexian Arena with no life loss. And no mana loss, assuming you tap Furnace before you Weld it. Also, fantastic Ravager fodder. And Shrapnel Blast cantrips, lol.
Lightning makes Axe to put Wurmcoil in the yard, burn a creature at their eot, then weld it into play turn 2? Besides, Welder turn 1 either eats a removal spell or a counterspell, and if not, shenanigans ensue.
Elvish Visionary
Acidic Slime
Loaming Shaman
Viridian Emissary
Entomber Exarch
Eternal Witness
Falkenrath Noble
I always thought this was a stupid card... And I know, okay. Dark Rit, Entomb, Exhume.
Aside from dudes, what am I missing that makes this card $40?
No, I DON'T have to come here. Yup, still going to. Yup, still going to ***** about the completely ridiculous editing of people's speech.
Not the appropriate place for this. Take a break. r~
Mmmm, Whitemane Lion...
4 Iron Myr
4 Patchwork Gnomes
4 Lodestone Golem
2 Kuldotha Forgemaster
4 Wurmcoil Engine
1 Steel Hellkite
1 Myr Battlesphere
3 Voltaic Key
2 Sensei's Divining Top
2 Lightning Greaves
4 Thirst For Knowledge
4 Great Furnace
4 Seat of the Synod
4 Darksteel Citadel
8 Mountain
4 Island
Every piece is so clean and crisp, fantastic work all around. Neuveau Lotus, Angel... brilliant work. I really would like to see more Neaveau 'Walkers, and maybe the full Moxen-Unhinged alters.
Keep up the good work!