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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] : Metamagic and Things That Go BOOM!
    Quote from Ejdehah
    Hi Tiki Man
    Where do you play tennis? I used to play for my high school.


    Hi, Ejdehah.

    I play for Notre Dame Academy, in Green Bay, Wisconsin. I'm going to Colby College (Waterville, Maine), and I'm going to try to play tennis there, too.

    Quote from wamyc
    Have you picked out names yet?

    I know I would start sooner rather than later. I always end up having a very hard time naming things. In video games where they introduce a character that's going to be in your party, they always work the name in like "Hey, why don't you just call me ___" And I sit there for like 35 minutes pondering the best name for someone I just met. And that's just in a video game. Grin In real life it would be a person and the doctor would ask me what the kid's name is and I would say....

    "give me a few minutes to think."

    Rolleyes


    Me too. But I really like the names Vincent and Alice, so I guess thos'll be the defaults...? I dunno. I haven't played video games (or had children) in a long time.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] : Metamagic and Things That Go BOOM!
    Haha...I remember you guys.

    Hey! What's up? I have a (technically) 4-day break in between my exams but it'll be filled with studying Chemistry *vomit* and playing tennis and stuff. So the chances of me stopping back in here in the next few weeks will still be very small.

    Anyhoo...well, there's not much to say, as I don't have time to read the thread quite yet.

    Hm. My uncle trained me in a little Brazillian Jujitsu when I was young. It's a shame I don't remember it very well, but some of it seemed to stick with me. Another one of those no-so-useful-but-still-maybe-useful-eventually skills I have.

    Whatever. See y'all later.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] : Metamagic and Things That Go BOOM!
    Hm...I'm still a High Mage? Score.

    But I'm here to say that I will be incredibly busy for the next month or so with tennis season, work, IB exams, whatever, so if you want to bump me down to Apprentice of Spell Manipulation (the preferred option) or into the Erratic Portal (if you must), that'd be fine. I'll try to stop in once a week or so, but I can't make any promises. Who knows? I could be gone for an entire month again. OMG

    Whoa...Weaver is gone too? That's rough.

    Anyhoo, there's my official request for demotion. Happy High-Magery, DF. I'll try to stop in occasionally.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    Quote from Ilvaldi
    ...:confused2:

    I'm not much in the mood right now. I've recently went through a very long thorough debate where I found myself arguing against a wall.:banghead: If you had tried to condense all of my posts into Microsoft Word, I think you'll get something close to 20 pages or so.


    I never liked debates like that (Well, concerning the question. Of course I've never liked debates like this: :banghead:.) It's like debating a koan.

    On the other hand, I do like the questions, though. Like this one: "Why is there something, instead of nothing?" (I think it was originally posed by Heidegger or someone liek that). Just don't debate it too seriously. I'll cry.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    I vote Bob.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    Quote from Ilvaldi
    Hey, is there a motto for Johnnies out there? I've seen the spike ones going around, but what about Johnnies and Timmies and even Vorthoses? What about Melvin, even Dave?

    Hmm, come to think of it, do you think the Izzet should have one? What about the triple alliance?


    I like this idea of yours. But the only thing I can think about right now is Incan religion.

    However, as soon as I go back to studying what I'm supposed to study, all I'm going to be able to think about is

    And this:

    Philosophical concepts are like chemicals. If you mix them together, something cool might happen, but usually you just end up with a huge percent error.

    Anyhoo...

    However, as soon as I go back to studying what I'm supposed to study, all I'm going to be able to think about are the mottos for Jahnny and Timmy and Melvin and Vorthos and Dave. Gah. You've corrupted my brain.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    Quote from Ilvaldi
    Doesn't mean you guys aren't Spikes.

    Like rocker05 said: Rule#1: Winning is fun.

    If your intentions are to win and nothing else, that your ultimate enjoyment can only come from winning and all other motives are just fillers, then you're a Spike.

    Spikes can suck at playing MTG, but as long as they have a strong desire to win (everyone has a desire to win to some degree), then you're a Spike. Thus, if willing is the thing you value the most in a game of MTG, then you're a Spike. Everything else is just a means to that end.


    The only time and reason not winning makes me mad is when I feel I should've won, and I lost because the deck I made didn't work the way it was supposed to, usually because I forgot to put a key card in it. Or had no room for removal (oops). Which is more Johnny. OCD Johhny. I expect my weird and wonderful creations to destroy things, damnit. Winning isn't fun just because I won - it's fun because it proves that the thing I created actually works.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    Quote from Ilvaldi
    If what you play allows you to win more than others, then what you play wins.

    I think to clarify what "convenience" means, I believe the word is being used as a synonym to "whim." You play what you "feel like." This is an irrationality abhorred by Spikes. Spikes aren't like Johnnies or Timmies, they don't play what's fun. They play what wins.


    I play better with decks I like, mostly because then I don't get bored and forget to do stuff because I get distracted. Must be the non-Spike in me.

    Quote from Ivaldi »
    Random person: Ooh! You major in Philosophy? Tell me: what's the meaning to my life? What's the sound of one hand clapping?


    My responses to these types of questions are usually along the absurdist lines. I mean, if you're going to ask me a question that you don't understand, I'll give you an answer that you don't understand. "What's the meaning to my life?" "To discover that you are not a tree." *blank stare*

    On the other hand (pun not intended), "What's the sound of one hand clapping?" "Clap with only one hand and find out." "..."

    Well, I was going to type something else, but I got distractedand forgot what it was. Oh well.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    Quote from DarknessFalls
    Wow. I leave for a few days and you boys are at each others throats. Gosh. What am I ever to do with you boys?

    Anyway. I had a competition yesterday and took home two silvers. Whooo.

    and I now have gummy bears and a purring kitty cat. Grin


    Congratulations!

    Feed us. Nom nom nom.

    Gummy bears cost $1.15 at my school. That's obscene.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    I think the explitive use in this clan doubled with the switch to these ♥♥♥♥ing awesome heart censors.

    Quote from AI »
    I thought you were expelled. Eyebrow


    Actually, I just got put on disciplanary probation. So I'm just stuck in a study hall 8th period instead of being able to go home an hour early. No problem.

    Quote from AI »
    Yes, because dying of ulcers by age 25 is an appealing notion. rollout


    So worth it. If it doesn't make you sick the next morning, it's not hot enough. And I eat, and thus am used to eating some very spicy ♥♥♥♥.

    @waymc: You should change your sig-experiment. I liked those.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    Quote from Stifle
    Speaking of Unhinged drafts... Vile Bile is probably the most broken card ever. My friend played his card, picked it up... took 2 damage and slapped me across the face with it 10 times and I lost.


    We had a house rule that if you did that, you were immediately castrated on the spot. I personally like imagining what people would think if they walked into the store in the middle of the draft and saw all the crazy shennanigans going on.

    Also, ♥♥♥♥ WINTER.

    Edit: Gah...♥♥♥♥ you, heart-censors. That makes my explitives look weird.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    Quote from DarknessFalls
    Anyway. To be honest. I can't stand to read long posts, I briefly glance at them as I hit the space bar by them. I just don't have the attention span for them. D:


    Yeah. Seconded.

    Quote from DF »
    Also. Magic can cause a lot of fights I've noticed. I even called Weaver today to get one settled. >_> Crazy gamers and fighting over a card game.


    Haha...Unhinged drafts are the coolest things ever. And the most prone to erupting in a D&D tavern-esque massive fistfight. I should try to make it to one eventually...
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    Quote from Ilvaldi
    Dude, I'm only using Taco Bell as a metaphor for something else. Taco Bell is just Taco Bell. It isn't like "Intellectually-Stimulating-Fast-Food Bell."


    I disagree.

    Quote from Ilvaldi »
    I'm a freshman who is currently majoring in Philosophy. I eat pie for breakfast, and read Kant over the weekends.:D


    Pie is good. Kant is odd, and definitely not my style. And the reason I'm not posting very often is that I don't have enough time to read through your massive posts and reply with a suitable reply (weird wording (alliteration!)), 'cause school is still eating my soul.

    However, instead of all this nit-picky color / guild dissection going on, I think it's better to look at the spirit of The Izzet as a whole. Becuase honestly, the details don't matter as long as you (mostly) meet the spirit of "Insane, slightly-more-than-slightly-removed-from-the-real-world scientist with an unhealthy addiction to knowledge, fire, explosions, and flaming, exploding goblins." But I guess the details do matter when dealing with only colors. But then again, I don't really know what this current discussion is about, so...

    Whatever. I need nap.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    Quote from Ravus
    Have I told you I hate you, today? Eyebrow

    Damnable hearty-censors. No


    They're soooo cooool...:D

    Quote from Ravus »
    Also, I'd forgotten you're a High Mage... you're not in nearly as much danger as Niv (nor really any, for that matter), but I would like to see you around here more often, or there'll be hell to pay... Sneaky


    Sorry...school is eating my life. A lot.
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  • posted a message on [The Izzet] - Don't Ask; Don't Tell.
    Quote from Ravus
    Also (preparing to make some enemies), Guitar Hero (and RockBand, by extension... and any and all Wii-things) are asinine. Why not just do these things for real? My (drastically overweight) cousin had me play Wii-Boxing once, because I box... I tried to "actually" box this weeble-opponent (he wobbled, but didn't fall down), but my actions were apparantly too fast for the remote to analyze. Slant I ended up flailing my arms like a retard to knock him out. No


    Seconded. But Guitar Hero is fun, on occasion (usually involving lots and lots of people in a small space). Especially the metal version.

    And: ♥♥♥♥.

    ...I just wanted to see the censor...

    Edit: THAT IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
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