MTG Salvation

First off, I NEEEEEEDED to find my post because...well, on a random whim I decided to load the generator up. What do I get?


Instant - Generated (blue)
return two target nonlegendary libraries to their owner's hand

Converted mana cost: 2

...okaaaaaay....

Votes: Indighost and Fortuna (sounds like some kind of law office...)

Soooo....everyone likes wierd cards huh? What about an UN- card!

No Banana! 1UU
Instant (R)
Your opponent must act like a monkey until end of turn. Counter target spell if they don't.

Voting for Legend and Flintlock

hmmm, lets go...

Hoo-man 1RR
Creature - Orc Impersonator
R: Hoo-man is a Human until end of turn, unless you control another creature. All effects that ~ gained while human stay with ~.
"Disguises will not fool the wary."
1/2

I think I have an interesting idea for a game. The idea is, to take an existing magic card, for example: Ninja of the Deep Hours, and turn it into a new card by removing one word. For example, that card up there would become:



Rules:

To avoid redundancy, cards you use must have a three-word minimum: Glint Hawk Idol could be these - "Glint Hawk", "Hawk Idol", "Glint Idol".

Long creature card names could be used for this, it may make for some interesting cards, I.E. "Name, Frequenter of the Washroom" or something similar.

If something has a hyphen in it, I.E. Hoard-Smelter Dragon, treat the words separated by the hyphen as separate words.

Some cards have a name pattern like "X of the Y", example: Liege of the Tangle. You may do away with one of the middle words in this instance. It might become "Liege, the Tangle" for example.

Now for your starting card, to start you off, here you go: Goblin War Paint