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Dec 26, 2011
Quizmas is just past Chanukah is still going strong. Questions abound, maybe even frolic with reindeer, in this special holiday edition of Cranial Insertion!
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: Merry Quizmas!
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Sep 5, 2011
Moko is looking forward to more zombie buddies.
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: Deep Analysis
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Feb 28, 2011
Get your pencils and paper ready.
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: Survival of the Fittest
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Mar 29, 2010
Even most successful TV shows don't last this long, ya know.
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: Wood Anniversary
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Mar 30, 2009
Hey folks! Everyone's favorite undead fleabag is back to spread knowledge and plague. Partially because they're still dead from Goyfapalooza, whatever that is, and partially because I'm bored. And when I'm bored, scary things happen.
So, while I'm working my fingers and toes to the bone typing up a column, fire off more work for me to cranial.insertion@gmail.com. One of the writers will answer it, or I'll visit them in the night.
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: Monkey Business
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Nov 24, 2008
The great Cranial Insertion write-off! (Not the tax kind)
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: Everybody Wants to Rule the Rules
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Sep 15, 2008
You were expecting an article from Eli, right? Well, you're wrong! He's busy judging a Vintage tournament and left me here to write something for you all. Normally I'd sic some fleas on him for this outrage, but his tournament isn't real Vintage; it's ten-proxy Vintage. And let me tell you, boys and girls, a Black Lotus splashed on a Mountain isn't a Black Lotus, it's an abominable travesty to all that is unholy. For shaaaaame. I just bet there won't even be any real decks with Sengir Vampires flying into Scryb Sprites, just "Tendrils" and "No-Land Belcher" and "Grindstone Combo."
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: You Have a Choice
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Mar 24, 2008
So while your normal authors are partying to celebrate the third anniversary of Cranial Insertion, they asked me to write a super special column. However, we have a big surprise for you (and the future of Cranial Insertion) next week, so I can't be bothered to write something "special." Besides, I finally get to play around on the computer without anyone watching over my shoulder. This is special enough! Now if I can just get Craigslist to stop deleting my requests for brains...
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: Third Time's the Chimp
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Nov 13, 2006
Following Tom's article last week on Standard, Eli decided to write an article involving older cards. Then he decided to go out to California early for GenCon and stuffed me in the trunk. So this is my revenge. I'm writing his article in the trunk of his friend's car as we go bumping down Interstate 10.
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: A Fine Vintage
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May 21, 2006
Eli, Thijs, and Tom have spent the last three weeks babbling about this new-fangled "Dissension" stuff, so our mailbox at [email]cranial.insertion@gmail.com[/email] has been sadly neglected. Oh, fine, I'VE been sadly neglected. And now I'm a sad monkey.
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: Emptying the Mailbox
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Feb 12, 2006
Here we are with the last week of Guildpact articles at
Cranial Insertion. Since Eli is through-and-through Dimir (that sneaky, evil sonuva...) he passed the Gruul over for me to write. I, of course, am more than up to the task. Being a zombie may have flooded me with black mana, but I am still a wild creature at heart! Rar! Bite! Fleas omg!
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: A Bloody Good Time
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Nov 20, 2005
Cranial Insertion
Phasing and Flanking and Bands oh my!
or, You Put the Right Foot in, You Chop the Left Foot off...
By Eli Shiffrin, Thijs van Ommen, and Tom Fowler Moko
Edited by Goblinboy Sock-Puppet
*** Thijs, buried in exams, was unable to write Cranial Insertion this week. Eli, having just written one, declined. Dr Tom was too busy causing havoc in ways that we can neither confirm...
Posted in: Cranial Insertion: Phasing and Flanking and Bands, Oh My!