Quote from FungibleFungusI agree. It could be a Vigenère cypher, but I've tried all the keywords I can think of: Conflux, Zesty, Alara... and I haven't hit it yet.
Really? Because that is exactly what I did.
Quote from emily1987The next card is probably the best UN cards in this entire thread, and don't try to deny it.
Umezawa's Jitte 2
Legendary Artifact-Equipment (R)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte.
Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one - Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn; or target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn; or you gain 2 life.